;loke

  • Loke: I'll speak french between your legs.
  • Cana: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told.
  • Gray: I'm just picturing someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis.
  • Natsu: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
  • Happy: TITTY CROISSANTS
  • Erza: None of you should ever be having sex.
  • Gray: I don't like Juvia like that
  • Laxus: My relationship with Freed is entirely platonic
  • Gajeel: I'd never say sappy shit like that to Levy
  • Natsu: Lucy and I are just friends
  • Elfman: Evergreen isn't manly enough for me
  • Zeref: I don't love Mavis anymore
  • Loke: *appears* why tf u lion
  • Loke: why u always lion
  • Loke: emmmohmagahd
  • Loke: stop fuckin lion
If Natsu was a celestial spirit
  • Lucy: OPEN
  • Lucy: GATE OF THE FIRE DRAGON
  • Natsu: IM FIRED UP LUUUUUUUCY teehee. Who's ass am I kicking today
  • Lucy: right there. It's a simple target. DONT obliterate everything in the vicinity. emphasizing on DONT
  • Natsu: AYE MAAM
  • Natsu: *destroys everything*
  • Lucy: GOT DAMNIT NATSU.
  • Natsu: I GOT EXCITED SORRY
  • Lucy: YOURE GOING BACK
  • Natsu: LUCY PLEASE
  • Lucy: NO
  • Natsu: CMON IM YOUR BEST SPIRIT
  • Lucy: I ALSO HAVE LOKE
  • Natsu: wow okay yknow what I'm leaving. you can have that annoying as lion