- Me: *Does something to indicate I don't hate kids as much as I make it seem*
- Every adult in my life: WOW! YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE SUCH A WONDERFUL MOTHER SOMEDAY I CAN FEEL IT! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO NAME YOUR FIRST BORN!?!?!?!
ohhh for the pose thingy, otabek 2c ??? pretty please 💞