okay but i REALLY need to know more about the demographic of hogwarts students in relation to their houses

do all houses have about the same amount of students? if not, do some houses generally have more/fewer students than others or does this change every year? and if some houses generally have more students than others, what affects this?

is there a noticeable difference between the houses pre-hogwarts kids want to be in versus the amount of students that actually end up in that house? is this due to history? politics? were there less slytherin students after the first and second wizarding war because it was said to be the “death eather house”? (did like 90% of kids born in, say, the 1990′s and 2000′s, want to be in gryffindor because that’s where the trio was? did celebrity culture influence this in general?)

is the gender distribution equal or do some houses generally have more female or more male students? if so, which houses are predominantly female or predominantly male? how do other qualifiers such as class or race play into this, if at all? did a lot of students from working class families end up in hufflepuff because their upbringing taught them to value hard work and dedication (typical hufflepuff values)?

what jobs are “typical” for houses? if there is a noticeable difference between houses, what fields would students of a specific house generally excel in the most? for example, do a lot of hufflepuffs go into law, compared to other houses? do a lot of gryffindors go into politics or activism?

jkr take cursed child back and give me answers instead

  • JK Rowling whilst writing the HP-series: Slytherin is the "evil house". The guy who bullies Harry, Ron and Hermione goes there with all his mean friends. Slytherin and Gryffindor, the house I put ninety percent of my main characters are always competing. Also lord Voldemort was a Slytherin. They only care about being from a rich and well-known family. Their password to get in was literally "pureblood". Only REALLY fancy/elite kids go there. Pretty much every death eather was a Slytherin. Their head teacher is the scary-scary Snape. Wow. Such evil
  • JK Rowling after finishing the series: WHO TF TOLD YOU SLYTHERIN WAS THE "EVIL HOUSE"??????? NO NO NO THEY ARE NOT ALL HOUSES ARE EQUALLY GOOD!!!!!11!!1!1!

“Why don’t you just eat?” she asks, and it takes everything inside of me not to mutter profanities under my breath or respond with biting sarcasm. If I had a penny for every time I heart those words, the unsolicited advice from the well-meaning, misinformed people in my life, I would be swimming in dollar signs. My god, I’m fixed now! I want to say, throwing up my hands dramatically. 

Why don’t you just eat

Her words ring in my ears as I stare at the plate in front of me. And my throat is constricted and my jaw tight and my whole body is reacting to the thought of food, nausea already rising. Taking that fork to my mouth feels like a herculean task.

Why don’t you just eat

If only, I think. If only it were that simple.
If only there weren’t a Monster living in my head, abusive and controlling and unable to pacified without self-destruction. If only I didn’t wake up everyday to this noise / chaos in my mind / the angry voice of the Monster telling me that the only way to make the pain stop is to starve-purge-run it out of me. If only I could look in the mirror without wanting to scrape out the parts of myself that aren’t lovely. Maybe then I could eat freely, maybe then I could chew and swallow and smile nicely like the other girls.

Why don’t you just eat 

Some people keep their pain on lockdown, but me? I wear it on my body, letting my physical form give words to what cannot be said, what is too terrible to be spoken. When words won’t come and my voice gets stuck in my throat, I let my body do the talking, tearing myself apart to let them know the trauma is too much for one small ME to bear.

Maybe someday I will be able to “just eat,” nourishing my body intuitively. Maybe someday the disorder will be manageable and the Monster kept at bay. But for now, each bite is mechanical and forced as I try to push through the war going on in my mind, try to remind myself of the life that I am fighting for that is on the other side of this. 

Why don’t you just eat

Her mistake is a simple one: she assumes that it is about the food and not about every inch of my body being on fire, every cell bursting at the seams with stories of hardship and survival.

It’s the wrong question, I want to tell her. Don’t ask me, WHY CAN’T YOU JUST FEED YOURSELF NORMALLY, GODAMMIT, because I ask myself that question every single day already. Ask how you can aid me in the battle, how you can join forces with me and help fight the Monster. Ask about the war, not about the food.

“Why don’t you just eat?” she asks me
And I smile politely back at her and say, “I’m trying.”

anonymous asked:

Disgusting as 1c ;)

he’s happy now. Look at him, I love him (his name isn’t actually disgusting, nor is he disgusting. I will fight you if you say otherwise)

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You ~ guessed ~ it.

It ~ is ~ time, ~ once ~ again, ~ for ~ The ~ Ball ~ of ~ 12:th ~ Perigee ~ Eve!

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Best ~ regards,

Your ~ host, ~ Zamiir ~ Paradi.

Once again, it is time…

The past four years I’ve been hosting this event, The Ball of 12:th Perigee Eve, which is supposed to be a sort of Alternian Yule Ball.

Each year, the event has been quite a success, and been bringing the community, roleplayers and their characters together… Thus, it has become a bit of a tradition for me to host this for the Fantroll Community!

I hope you’ll join in on the fun!

- @taimatrolls

Keep reading

NCT 127 + Johnny Reaction when his girlfriend have a eating disorder (Quando a namorada deles tem uma desordem alimentar)

Here you go~

~Adm Rabbit~

Taeil: Taeil would be a little unsure if he should ask you whats wrong or not but when he found out he would get really sad. // Taeil ficaria em duvida se deveria te perguntar o que está errado ou não mas quando ele descobrisse ele ficaria muito triste.

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Taeyong: He would find out someday that you haven’t eat the pancakes he did for you in the morning, so he noticed that during the day you didn’t eat anything and come to talk with you because he felt something was wrong. // Ele iria descobrir algum dia que você não comeu as panquecas que ele fez para você de manhã, então ele notou que você não comeu nada o dia todo e veio falar com você por que algo estava errado.

Originally posted by leetaeyungs-blog

Johnny: Why you don’t want to eat? You will be sick if you don’t eat well, please! // Por que você não quer comer? Você vai ficar doente se não comer, por favor!

Originally posted by mkayjaemin

Yuta: Okay, if you don’t eat we will not out for buy your prom dress!!! // Tá, se você não comer nós não vamos sair para comprar seu vestido de formatura!!!

Originally posted by kazehayuta

Jaehyun: *Give you a sermon to make you eat* You have to eat well because it makes you healthy, how do you intend to have my children if you are sick? // *Te dá um sermão para você comer* Você tem que comer bem por que te deixa saudável, como você pretende ter meus filhos se estiver doente?

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

WinWin: He asked Kun or Taeyong what he could do about it so he came back to talk to you.   // Ele perguntou pro Kun ou pro Taeyong o que ele poderia fazer a respeito e voltou para falar com você.

Originally posted by sichengz

Mark:  After he noticed that something was wrong he sat and heard you talk about all your problems // Depois que ele notou que algo estava errado ele sentou e ouviu você falar sobre todos seus problemas

Originally posted by renjunn

Haechan: All right, but you should at least taste it, it’s delicious! // Tudo bem, mas você deveria pelo menos provar, está delicioso!

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

the Smiths could have been the Malfoys

EXHIBIT A : Starlie Cheyenne Smith

She is a friggin Greengrass if I ever saw one. Her mom’s black hair and Greengrass green eyes.

Astoria Malfoy’s carbon copy I tell you.

She’s probably would have been Draco’s favorite. First born, looks like Astoria, most likely has Draco’s personality (how Draco’s would had grew up, if he wasn’t spoiled beyond imagination, his dad wouldn’t had been an enormous dick, Death Eather and a coward and if it hadn’t been a war)

EXHIBIT B:  Daisy Clementine Smith

Malfoy hair, Greengrass eyes. She probably is the sweetheart of the family. Reminds you a lot of her Aunt Daphne, but has her mom’s spark of wolf and sarcasm and everything fine

But overall she’s the epitome of sweetheart

EXHIBIT C:  Pyper America Smith

She’s more of her dad than everyone. His eyes, his hair, his face, his personality, maybe that’s why then they clash it’s an atomic blast (don’t get me wrong they love each other and respect and cherish, but they are too alike and sometimes it’s just becomes too much). 

Probably mommy’s girl and probably Astoria is the only one she ever listens. The Wild Child, Queen Alpha Bitch, the Slytherin Princess, she and Dominique probably would be the worst enemies or the best of friends

EXHIBIT D:  Lucky Blue Smith

He is our one and only Scorpius so not much of a commentary. It’s just what in reality Lucky has blue eyes, but in my HC he has the Greengrass eyes so it’s: looks like his dad with his mom’s eyes (sounds familiar?😉)

Actually is not because this. I just want Scorpius to have his mom’s eyes.

And his personality is something between Astoria’s and Draco’s (but more from Astoria’s). And he is what I like to call a Pureblood High Class Dork

So here comes the question: why didn’t I say fuck canon? and why did I stop only on Scorpius?

P.S. Congratulations to the Smith’s parents. You did an awesome job. Very big fan of your work. Kudos 😘😘😘



i was tagged by the cutie @son–of–the–south and … someone else that i can’t find because it was burried under my notes im sorry akjsdksqhdk 

- to do the 6 selfies of 2016 challenge ! + the most recent one as a bonus. 

i tag @wheresmyniffler @clhook @wolfsnape @hastings94posts @confused-hufflepuff @heaven-eather and @humanivers !!!! 

The most interesting thing about Harry Potter

…is the fact that Voldemort acquiesces to Snape’s request of, “Please spare Lily.”

…but at the same time, Voldemort clearly didn’t do enough to appease Snape, so Snape went crawling to Dumbledore to receive further help.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that juxtaposition discussed on here, and crikey, it’s the most interesting thing in the series to me.

What the hell did Voldemort do to make Snape believe he wouldn’t try?  What did he do to make think that Dumbledore was a better option?

I mean, what sort of revelation did Snape - as a genuine, paid-up, legitimate Death Eater - go through to think, “Hmm, he’s no help - best pledge my soul to Dumbledore!”  

…and then, the sheer insanity of Voldemort actually honouring Snape’s request, when Snape’s spent the past rack of months spying against him.