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COMMISSION RULES

My favorite moment with my D&D group so far

They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?” 

Demon’s like: “Alright.” 

Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete” 

???

“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon

“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”

The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.

Help me get my Critical Role fix

Anyway I just finished Critical Role, after spending the past six months bingeing as much as possible and ALMOST catching up before its completion (missed it by just over a week!) and now I’m an emotional wreck. I made it the entire run staying completely spoiler free and intentionally not following any blogs until I finished.

That being said, I now have a mighty need to consume ALL the fan art and meta and may fic idk. So pleeeeeease like and/or reblog this if you post and reblog Critical Role material. I’ll happily follow you.

Last session

Today’s session:

Eve agrees to be possessed by a ghost so the ghost can finally eat cheese after centuries of not being able to do shit, in exchange for great information. 

“But what if he does sketchy stuff in her body?”

“We can exorcise her, we have several people here with experience in that.”

“We could always tie her up?”

The whole group looks at each other.

Kyrie: “…I’ll do it, I arguably have the most skill.”
Azim-Aziza: “UH I THINK THE FUCK NOT? LET’S ROLL FOR IT. SLIGHT OF HAND, RIGHT NOW.”
Helena: “Oohh! Can I try too?!”
Eve: “I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU HAD TOO MUCH ROPE FOR NO REASON”
Sharan: “You kids these days.”