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to tick it off my internet bucket list I finally read “My Immortal” in it’s entirety, and I had such a good time and I would highly recommend that everyone should read it at least once. Anyway, here are a hand picked selection of my favourite quotes:

  • “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT  .” Hargirid paused angrily. “ BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST”
  • “Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice
  • Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too
  • Snake and Loopin were in da middle of the empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!
  • Fug and da Mystery of magic
  • THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS
  • Noe get some fucking ppl out there to look for Serius and Lucian- pornto!
  • Voldemint
  • Dumblehor
  • “CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded
  • I gasped - there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wit!11!
  • Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?
  • Profesor Slutborn

And my personal favourite:

In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wearing long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way, only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was………………. Tom Bombodil!1111

Você merece tanta felicidade, sabe? Merece ir dormir na tranquilidade e acordar com um sorriso porque está vivendo a melhor época da sua vida. Você merece pessoas verdadeiras, amigos mais próximos e gente desinteressada. Você merece leveza na alma e paz no espírito. Você merece tudo isso de verdade e rezo por você todas as noites, rezo para que tudo isso aconteça logo.
—  Cartas Para Julieta.