;; greeter

I am the Follower run with me and you will see what is coming to thee,

I am the Greeter I’m out the door don’t be shy or I’ll kill you more,

I am the Waiter look at me turn away from me bare bones you will be

We’re three of a kind really hope you don’t mind just understand your blood is mine!

Since the second game is coming out soon I drew some fanart for the game 123 Slaughter Me Street 

So I swung by the local library to do some homework and was greeter by a flood of children in Halloween costumes. Now this would be cute enough BUT they were all referring to eachother (even siblings) by the characters they were dressed as. So ended up helping a small Luigi find his older Mario, and trying not to die when a little girl dressed as Optimus Prime told her older brother (who was obviously Bumblebee) that “Your Prime needs you to carry her!” And climbed up on to his back. I have seen a child dressed as the Goblin King answering only to “Your majesty”. I can’t handle the imaginations of kids it’s too much.

Meeting of the Muses
  • "Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi."
  • "Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?"
  • "I think they gave me your coffee by mistake."
  • "Your dress is beautiful."
  • "That is an adorable dog. What's their name?"
  • "Wow. What a jerk."
  • "I don't suppose you have a pen, do you?"
  • "Where did you get that coat? It's gorgeous."
  • "Is there a problem here?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Did you loose a cat?"
  • "You left your bag behind."
  • "Sorry. I didn't mean to stare."
  • "You don't look good. Are you feeling okay?"
  • "It's raining and I don't have an umbrella."
  • "This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?"
  • "You wouldn't happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?"
  • "Have you been crying?"
  • "You look hungry, let's get you something to eat."
  • "I don't get modern art."
  • "I'm not sure it's a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark."
  • "That smells amazing. What is it?"
  • "I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Is this your car? I'm afraid I nicked the door."
  • "Could you turn the music down?"
  • "Can you believe that asshole?"
  • "Sorry, let me move my stuff."


Wilson’s sitting beside a campfire, a pile of logs sitting beside him, a flowercrown on his head- hey, it makes him feel better- and an axe in-hand. He stares at the flickering flames, hunched over and sighing. It’s been a long two days since he arrived here, and he’s tired. But he doesn’t dare sleep, not yet. Not until he knows what he has to deal with. He takes no notice of someone approaching just yet.

Spareusforanotheryear decided to bother you


Logan groaned. Great, a big hunt and seemed that some pesky teens, or people who at least looked like teens, were running around being little dipshits like most teens were. The hunter held his sawed off shotgun close as he concealed himself in the darkness, waiting until one of the women of the group, maybe blonde, although it was hard to tell, passed by. Moving from his hiding spot he grabbed the stranger by the upper arm, keeping her still.
He hissed in a low, threatening tone.
“I don’t know why exactly you and your friends are here, but you all need to fuck off, okay? I dunno if you knew this or not, but it’s not safe around here. With the blonde hair though I doubt it would’ve mattered either way if you knew or not.”
He scoffed then, releasing the stranger.


It was no strange thing to find people in Hollow Bastion. It was a more lively place than the isolated island she liked to frequent. But no one came near the Heartless ruins.

Peeking out from behind a rock, she watched the stranger wander closer to her hiding spot. Unable to speak out, she just continued to watch.

someone has entered the castle


Francine was walking through Diagon alley getting ready for the next school year. she looked at her list of items and sighed wondering how she could get all of the items she needed. “maybe instead of a new robe i can patch my old one that will save me quite a bit… and if i get old items that also will save me money…” she mumbled not paying attention till she bumped into someone “oh! I’m sorry! I wasn’t paying attention, my bad!”

Hannawolfcross decided to bother you


A sneer made it’s way onto Logan’s face as he stared down at the puny redhead, who was staring back up at him. The awkward silence was short lived, as the hunter soon killed it by taking a puff of his cigar, and blowing the smoke away.
“Look, kid. Just get out of my way, aight? I’m looking for something and you’re not exactly making my job real fuckin easy”
He huffed, placing a hand sternly on his hip, as if to offer the runt a choice. Leave, or face the big angry muscular man