I ran out of beer and my best friend went to spend the weekend with her girlfriend. Now it’s just my cat and I. I gave him cat nip and now he’s asleep on top of my mini fridge. Someone come play Mario kart with me pls
justin in a disinterested monotone: I cast prestidigitation and shoot sparks out of my fingers. cast minor illusion put myself in a dope outfit and start walking down the catwalk with all the style and panache I can muster. which is, I should know, a fucking lot. griffin laughing: yeah roll charisma justin still in a fucking monotone: oh that– that’s weird I got 30 because it’s so fucking fly. that’s very strange and interesting.
look. I really wish I had never realized this but I can hold my silence no longer. Zevran Arainai has the exact same character introduction as Puss In Boots from Shrek 2 and I don’t know what to do with that information