-Lance just doesn’t have the patience to take the time to actually type out every letter and go back and fix his mistakes, so he normally just send his messages expecting others to understand what he really meant.
-Obviously Pidge and Hunk have gotten super used to his atrocious spelling and have long given up trying to correct him. But that doesn’t mean they don’t have a nice collection of ‘squad memes’ from Lance’s inability to stop auto correct.
-Lance claims if he turned off auto correct, they would never understand what he was saying. Hunk believes his claim 100%, but Pidge is determined to prove Lance keeps it on because he likes to laugh at the confusion that follows after it fixes something.
-However, Pidge will relent when Hunk brings up their favorite moment that happened a few weeks into their first time at the Garrison. (Because Pidge still cracks up with laughter at it)
-Lance: Yo cn u pck up my shit?
-Hunk: You want me to WHAT? LANCE!
-Lance: U know that was AC, I can’t believeu actually think I was asking u THAT
-Hunk: For that-no.
-Cue Keith. Keith doesn’t understand why people have to be so impatient and spell so atrociously. Keith just keeps his messages short and sweet so he doesn’t have to worry about it. Keith is the epitome of the ‘K’ response, except he actually writes out ‘okay’.
-The minute Keith saw his first message from Lance in the group chat, he is disgusted but also not even the slightest bit surprised
-After days of trying to decipher Lance’s messages, (which he does because half the time they are insults aimed at him and Lance already speaks Spanish, he does not want Lance to have another way to insult him without him knowing what he’s saying) Keith decides to start teaching him a lesson.
-Keith starts compiling an actual physical list of all of Lance’s typos, dating them and putting time stamps. Which really pisses off Lance because out of nowhere Keith will just whip out his list and start rattling off his typos at the most INCONVENIENT TIMES DAMN IT KEITH
-*Lance flirting with a girl* *Keith is getting annoyed*
-*Keith starts very loudly beside them* “did yOU KNOW THAT ON MONDAY, AUGUST 3rd THIS YEAR AT EXACTLY 4:32 LANCE SAID-”
-It’s months of torture for Lance, but then one day it finally finally happens. Keith makes the best auto correct fail of their generation.
-Shiro: It’s Keith’s turn to pick dinner I think, right?
-Hunk: As long as it’s not Zarkon, I could eat anything!
-Keith: Zarkon? Just my face! Thanks
-There was a good five minutes where the chat was dead silent, because everyone was so taken aback.
-Lance: Ur face…is Zarkon?
-Pidge: I CAN’T BREATHE
-Shiro: You okay, Keith?
-Lance: Wow, Keith, I know you have it rough buddy but even I don’t think you need to go so hard on Urself LMAO
-Keith: I WANT MY FAV FOR DINNER. I am never abbreviating ever again.
-Lance: (red.paladin 5:42 PM) [
Zarkon? Just my face! Thanks] OMG U WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN
-Lance actually wrote it out on a piece of paper and had it framed so he could put it on the wall, because pay back Keith. And he laughed all day about it.
-Eventually it all calmed down, but every once in a while when Zarkon makes an appearance in battle, KEITH SWEARS he hears Lance snicker and say “Look, it’s Keith’s face!” But all he gets are ‘innocent’ grins from the others.
(Bonus post from the actual moment in the klancesquad where I (Lance) finally call out Cass (Keith) HERE)
A fan wanted to gift Gillian with a pink rubber penis but she didn't take it and said she had plenty at home. Give me a paper bag before I pass out!!! She has PLENTY at home. Guess she wasn't lying when she did that masturbation interview in the 90s. We don't deserve her she is too lure good and holy for us to be this blessed.
Are you sure she said has plenty rather than gets plenty?
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THIS NEW CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD I MEAN ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD BUT THIS UPDATE MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER MY HEART HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN THE HEALING PROCESS FROM WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS PART YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE xxxx
OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SO CUTE I’M GLAD IT’S EASED YOUR PAIN. I think I owed you guys some relief after all the bull crap frat harry did honestly, but he’s a character with many layers! Hopefully I’m doing him justice. AND HONEY BABY DOLL you’ve lit up my life by being you and supportive and kind!!!! So thank you for that