Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?
Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?
Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask?
Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs)
Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?
Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know
Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm……..you know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no?
Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that?
Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over.
Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore
Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]
Reita: Cause u just asked that
Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg
Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now
Reita: Yes yes yes
Uruha: So that’s the right answer!
Reita: Well for me yeah
(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)
Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?
Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….
Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?
Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway
Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”
Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then!
Reita: You’d quit?
Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading
Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU
Uruha: Ur ok with that
Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention
Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?
Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh
Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.
Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok
Aoi: Thanks guys
(Everyone dies laughing)
Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer?
Aoi: “I’m sorry.”
(Everyone dies laughing again)
Uruha: “I’m sorry”….
Kai: YOU WOULD NOT! YOU WOULD NOT
Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!
Reita: Man u just busted my ears
Uruha: Okay leader what about you?
Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her.
Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?
Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!
Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working
Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her
Hi ! I just read the ask where someone asked about who would get a cat with you and who would get a dog and im wondering if you could please do obe with bts, IF it's not much of a bother ofc
sure!! find monsta x’s ver (here) ps i know bts are mostly dog owners,,,,,,but i did this off their personalities ^^
Namjoon would probably research what kind of cat to get and would choose one that’s in line with him, the abyssinian for example because it’s considered the smartest cat breed in the world. He’d end up excitedly telling you about its Egypt ion origins and you’d just be like “,,,,,,it’s cute let’s get one.”
Yoongi is also a cat person, he’d get an exotic short hair because it has that overly cute, teddybear face and Yoongi would be like “Don’t look at me like that.”,,,,,,,,stare into the cats big brown eyes,,,,,,and scoff while picking it up into his arms and being like “Fine, you’re the one. Let me take you home.”
Jin fits dogs better because dogs are more loyal and committed, he’d especially want a family oriented dog like a golden retriever! A dog that is welcoming and likes kids, Jin sees pets as another family member and he’d consider that dog your child basically.
Hoseok would want an active dog, just like him so he’d pick a dalmatian. Early morning runs with the dog, then getting covered in puppy kisses at the dog park fits Hoseok’s cherry, up-beat personality so well!
Jimin is loving and affectionate, he needs a pet that loves him just as much so he’d pick a dog. He’d go for a shih zu or maltese and would literally pick that puppy up and cuddle it more than he cuddled you.
Taehyung loves all animals, but his personality reminds me more of a cat than it does a dog. He’d get a russian blue because they’re a rare cat breed, but they’re also fascinating and independent. He’d like how for the most part, that cat is fine on it’s own but every now and then it would settle itself on his or your lap - it’d be considered a gift from the cat to you two.
Jungkook loves dogs, he’s basically a big puppy himself. He fits a bearded collie because of how happy and playful they are, plus the shaggy hair in their eyes makes Jungkook think they look even more laid-back. You’d find him nuzzling his face into your dogs fur all the time and being like “He doesn’t smell the best, but I love him no matter what.”
listen, all joking and bitching aside i do have one very serious problem with mass effect: andromeda: ryder can’t take their pyjak with them everywhere they go. that’s just unacceptable. i see no reason why ryder can’t strut about the nexus with a space monkey sitting on their shoulder. the kett wouldn’t be a problem if ryder’s pyjak pal was there as backup. and there’s nothing more romantic than a candle lit dinner with you, your love interest, and your faithful blue companion. what i’m saying is bioware fuck up. they fuck up real bad.
I was out for awhile the afternoon. Trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear. I spotted a couple of red tops and my day was complete. As you all know by now, it takes very little to get me excited. I made this image with a tried and true Olympus E-P2. Hope you enjoy!!
Uruha (reading mail): “I liked this boy all through middle school. He was the cutest boy in school, and after graduating middle school I never saw him again. But the other day, I ran into him for the first time in nine years. He wasn’t the same slim, toned, handsome man he used to be. When he said hi to me I was like ‘ew who is this?’ and that bittersweet memory I had was destroyed. Have you guys every been shocked by meeting an old classmate who looked totally different?”
Ruki: Sorry I didn’t really get any of what u just said [idk if he couldn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention]
(I have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about but Uruha said ‘Abe-chan killer’ what…anyway)
Uruha: But you get it right?
Ruki: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, like if you saw your first love from high school at your coming of age ceremony and they looked completely different
Kai: (laughing) What that’s such a short period of time
Uruha: But I mean what do you expect? Of course they’re gonna look different.
Reita: And what if that guy was thinking the same thing [about the girl]?
Reita: Like what makes you think you’re fine!?
Uruha: But this could happen to us, too. If we let ourselves go people might think the same thing about us.
Reita: A while ago when I was in my hometown I ran into an old classmate from elementary and middle school.
Uruha: But no one would recognize you – you were so skinny back then!
Reita: Well I recognized him first, and I was like “oh!!” and then he made a face like “oh!!” too, so I was like, “do you know who I am?” and he’s like “yeah!” and then he knew my name so…..yeah he recognized me
Kai: AHH I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY! YOU’RE SAYING YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED!?!? (y r u yellING)
Uruha: That’s not really what we were expecting
Reita: But the other guy had aged quite a bit!
Uruha: Like, with what you’re wearing now – I guess I should explain what he looks like today, huh?
Uruha: He looks like, you know, a hip-hopper.
Reita (immediately): That’s cause I’m a fourth generation J-Soul Brother.
(J-Soul Brother music immediately starts playing)
Uruha: Maaan look at that chaaaaain!!
(while Uruha is making fun of him and the song is still playing u can hear Ruki calmly say “the third generation isn’t over”)
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If you listen to any type of metal and are in the Lazytown fandom like/reblog this to join all members get to eat sportscandy and do unnecessary flips together while either Wagakki or Kvelertak or any other kind of band plays in the distance
Aoi: “There was a guy I had one-sided feelings for, but during that whole time a guy was desperately trying to win me over, and slowly I grew to like him and we started dating – “wait what are they talking about
Kai: They dated!
Aoi: Oh I get it! Yes yes yes! So she was dating someone, but then – Yes yes! (he doesn’t get it bless him)
Kai: She liked someone, but then a different guy was trying to get her and she ended up with HIM.
Aoi: Got it got it got it got it got it got it. “But on our one year anniversary, I learned something shocking. He came over to my house [for the first time], and he said he had to use the bathroom. I started to show him the way, but he went straight there himself without getting lost. My house isn’t that big, so at first I didn’t think anything of it”
Reita: Oh like, cause he knew where it was?
Aoi: Yes yes.
Reita: Oh oh.
Aoi: “The light switch is in a place you wouldn’t think, so I started to tell him where it was, (movie trailer voice) but he had already tuuurned the lights oooon.”
Reita: W-what? is this a scary story?
Aoi: No it’s an anniversary story.
Kai: Just listen! Listen!
Aoi (softly): Yes, let’s all listen. “I was like, you knew where it was that’s weird, and he was just like…………oh………..yeah ……haha……….(movie trailer voice) and avoided iiiiiiiit. A bit after we’d finished eating, he gave me a ring. I was genuinely happy and thanked him, and then he said, there’s something I need to tell you. I thought, could it be? [a proposal], but it wasn’t what I was expecting. He told me that since I had rejected him so many times, he had been stalking me. I was confused and couldn’t process it, and then he told me that he’d secretly made a copy of my house key and had been entering my house. I was freaked out but I wanted to hear the rest of it. He said that he would watch me sleep from the closet–”
Reita and Kai: (laughing) WHAT!! THATS SCARY AHH!
Aoi: “And sometimes he would eavesdrop on me. He would also take my used underwear and….” well he took her underwear. And what else, uh, “He would put pictures of me up in his house, and…while I was sleeping he would cut off pieces of my hair and keep them in his wallet.”
Reita: What is this Rapunzel!?
Kai: (laughing) That’s scary!
Aoi: “When he showed me the hair I was a little creeped out.”
Kai: Uhh A LITTLE!?
Aoi: But after all that apparently they dated for five years.
Kai: WITH THAT GUY!?
Kai: WHAA-HA-HAAT? REALLY!? (laughing)
Aoi: “Everyone, please watch out for stalkers!” This was such a long story!
Ruki: This is a fascinating story.
Uruha: But why would that make you want to go out with someone?
Reita: Well maybe that made her like him? Like maybe, I don’t know, she was moved that he cared that much – man idk
Ruki: That’s an honest boyfriend.
Reita: Yeah like it’s probably better if you don’t say all that (laughs)
Aoi: Yeah for sure…
Reita: Like that you were watching her from the closet…that’s so scary
Aoi: But like, he would have to leave the closet open a bit, right? …So wouldn’t it look…
Reita: Like someone’s watching?
Aoi: Yeah yeah yeah.
Reita: Yeah. And he’d get thirsty.
Uruha: Can you even make a copy of someone’s house key that easily?
Aoi: Well I mean, we don’t know how much of this story is true.