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itsajubilation replied to your postWell, at least our teams had victories all around…

Congrats on the win and all but damn…what the hell happened?

You missed the games? There was a fight with the other team during ours that almost cost us the game. Someone might have said some shit about us being mutants during the second half. I may have headbutted that someone and they might have a broken nose. Not sure though…

  • what she says:i'm fine
  • what she means:sherlock never even got a chance to tell john why he had to fake his suicide and john ended up forgiving him anyway, which was nice but just another of many examples of their inability to communicate with each other, the distance between them being perpetuated and widened by a seemingly endless stream of similar miscommunication -- almost always being one of them doing something out of love for the other, and the other failing to realize that it was out of love while the first doesn't even try to make their intentions more apparent (i.e. the fall, of course, and john's whole blog, etc, etc) -- and all these stupid misunderstanding create an aggregate entity of such obvious mutual love and affection which can only really be seen in its whole from outside of their friendship/almost-relationship, ultimately leaving them in the dark about the very present mutuality of both's feelings for the other while leaving it clear as day to mrs. hudson, mycroft, irene, molly, the gay barkeeps, angelo, and everyone else who meets them, even mary for christ's sake.
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  • Straight girls:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Gay guys:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Lesbians:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Kathy Bates:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Me:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Sarah Paulson:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • AHS cast:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Obama:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Ryan Murphy:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • AHS fans:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • God:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Anyone who breathes:Jessica Lange is perfect.
  • Jessica Lange:Who me ??

ballet!sherlock using rugby!john’s shoulder to balance his leg on instead of the ballet bar!!!!!!!!!! john getting so hard!!!!!! licking his lips!!!!!! staring at sherlock’s muscles shifting under his tights!!!!!!! gaze running down every inch of sherlock’s body pressed up against him!!!! chuckling at sherlock blushing!!!!!! pressing a kiss to the ankle on his shoulder!!!!! sherlock whimpering!!!!!!!!!!!!!