- D.Va: *On the floor swinging around a handheld* *Opens mouth and receives projectile dorito*
- Orisa: *Throws another dorito* How could I do this? How could I be so stupid?! This could destroy Numbani…
- Bastion: Nubani?! Who cares about Numbani?! What about US?! That THING is a killing machine!
- D.Va: *Squirming on the floor focused on a game*
- Bastion: I bet it’s just waiting for us to fall asleep… And then WHAM! We’re easy prey my friend, easy prey, we’re sitting targets…
- D.Va: *Chugs entire thing of mountain dew*
- Bastion: Ok look, I think I have a plan here, using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild!
- Orisa: … Spoons?
- Bastion: That’s it, I’m out of ideas. *Tosses blueprint* We’re closed. Airship? Too expensive. Giant gravity cannon? Too conspicuous. Payload cart? Too objective!
- submitted by testsubject276
Can I request a Latula playing a Nintendo Switch