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  • D.Va: *On the floor swinging around a handheld* *Opens mouth and receives projectile dorito*
  • Orisa: *Throws another dorito* How could I do this? How could I be so stupid?! This could destroy Numbani…
  • Bastion: Nubani?! Who cares about Numbani?! What about US?! That THING is a killing machine!
  • D.Va: *Squirming on the floor focused on a game*
  • Bastion: I bet it’s just waiting for us to fall asleep… And then WHAM! We’re easy prey my friend, easy prey, we’re sitting targets…
  • D.Va: *Chugs entire thing of mountain dew*
  • Bastion: Ok look, I think I have a plan here, using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild!
  • Orisa: … Spoons?
  • Bastion: That’s it, I’m out of ideas. *Tosses blueprint* We’re closed. Airship? Too expensive. Giant gravity cannon? Too conspicuous. Payload cart? Too objective!
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The Bidders and Karaoke: headcannon

Ah, here I am shit posting once more. Great. But I couldn’t get this out of my head. 

Tagging the squad: @2bedroom-baddestbidderlove @catchthespade @maidofstars


Eisuke

Songs: We all know he’s gonna sing some extra ass shit, I’m talking Celine Dion, Cher, Mariah Carey, and Christina Aguilera. And yes, he does the vocal riffs and nails them. Asshole

Performance: Its like he’s trying to seduce the crowd. Definitely some suggestive eyebrow action, and some hip swiveling happening (Shakira, Shakira indeed.) The Bidders and Mc are definitely uncomf. 

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