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“We have come so far… thanks to her.. this was when #eltonjohn #ellendegeneres #georgemichael #neilpatrickharris were all still in the closet…. and so many others…she was fighting for our freedom and #equality she gave me hope to one day come out… she is so fucking cool I’m so blessed to have had her in my life to inspire me in countless ways #Repost @madonnascrapbook
1991. The Crusader. When #Madonna took Homophobia on and delivered Tolerance and Gay worldwide. Everyone listened because everyone was interested in EVERYTHING @Madonna said and did. #gay #LGBT #gaypride #gaypridemonth #truthordare #freedomfighter ##secretprojectrevolution”

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“My official submission for @theellenshow Super Bowl Commercial Challenge (have to make an ad for her show as if airing during the game)! Watcha think?!” ~ Crusoe

#ellendegeneres @ellen_degeneres

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ELLEN DEGENERES & PORTIA DE ROSSI LOOK LIKE TWO TEENAGERS IN LOVE

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi may be going on nine years of marriage, but that doesn’t mean their spark has fizzled! The longtime couple was spotted in West Hollywood on Tuesday, looking just like teenagers in love. They even engaged in a little PDA, laughing and smiling as they shared a kiss!

( Ok magazine 📝)

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Prince ‘Crimson And Clover’

Live Ellen Degeneres Show 2009. 💜🦋
#prince #princerip #princearmy #princeporn #prince4ever #crimsonandclover #ellendegeneres #tvappearance #lotusflower

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This is exactly how I feel when people tell me “I need to be an adult.” #thelegobatmanmovie #imanadult #adulting #birthday #batman #lego #jokerandharley #joker #HarleyQuinn #legoproduction #22ndbirthday #nanananana #theellenshow #photos4ellen #ellendegeneres

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Ellen & Taylor on Tour
#taylorswift #ellendegeneres

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LAUGHTER

I have started a weird habit.

Every night after I finish my work, I have been doing the strangest thing. With the last bit of energy I have left from the day, I find my phone and open Pandora. I turn on the “Comedy Radio” and I listen and laugh on my way up the stairs to my room. I laugh and laugh myself to sleep. I charge my phone at night but the outlet is at the foot of my bed, so I sleep with my head at the bottom of the bed near my phone where my feet usually would go, just so I can hear the comedians better. Pandora has a sleep timer, so it turns off after 30 minutes. I usually don’t stay awake until the end.

I laugh at the strangest things when I’m tired. I laugh at John Pinette singing a parody of “Over the Rainbow,” but in this case it is “Over the Buffet” at the Wizard of Oz buffet in Las Vegas; I laugh at Brian Regan’s hyperboles and weird impersonations, especially when he mocks the customer who has a hair in her salad when he replies, “Well, there are no prizes or anything;” I laugh at Ellen DeGeneres when she calls God, God sneezes, and Ellen says, “God bless you…oh, well bless yourself!”; I laugh at Chonda Pierce when she says that men love NASCAR where they drive in circles, which is proof that they give bad directions; I laugh at Steven Wright and his infamous one-liners like “Some people are afraid of heights, but I’m afraid of widths.”

These comedy routines bring my days to a close in a lighter and happier way, instead of ending them with my face in a textbook. Listening to comedy has also made me look at the world differently. Everything can be picked apart, criticized, and made ironic. With humor, you can make light of any situation. Reality can be twisted and re-stated to be more positive, and comedians are paid to do that. I have started writing a few jokes, and it is harder than it seems. The key is taking an everyday thing that everyone knows, and juxtaposing it. Jim Gaffigan does this with ease: “I didn’t work out today. So, that makes it three…decades.” Wouldn’t every day be more enjoyable if it was full of laughter?

As Jerry Seinfeld says, “Comedians are just surviving. So asking me what my favorite “Seinfeld” episode is, is like asking me to choose my favorite breath of air…whichever takes me to the next one.” 

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Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Enjoy a Lunch Date in WeHo

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi share a laugh as they step out on Tuesday afternoon (June 20) in West Hollywood, Calif.

The longtime couple enjoyed a lunch date together before doing some shopping on the sunny afternoon.

Ellen and Portia shared a sweet goodbye kiss before parting ways to continue with their days.

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My little Starboy 🌟My son is extremely shy but always asks to perform in public & we gave him his wish last night to sing his favorite artist The Weeknd #futureperformer #theweeknd #starboy #karokenight #ellenshow #ellendegeneres #singer🎤 #theellenshow

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He lit 🔥. Ellen reach out to my boy already!! #soulmusic #feelgoodmuisc #ellendegeneres

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