9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

Going on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today ! So excited. You’ll be able to watch us on tv from tomorrow, we’ll be performing our new single Good Girls #5SOSONELLEN :D

Watch the music video: http://po.st/7wBWLZ
Preorder the ‘Good Girls’ EP: http://po.st/QzcTLS


Ellen at the Kennedy center receiving the Mark Twain prize for American humour. Portia’s being a total muffin. #ellendegeneres #ellen #theellenshow #theellendegeneresshow #marktwainprize #portiaderossi #mrsdegeneres #happilymarried #ellenandportia #lesbian #gay #proudofmywife