Bitty grew up with a poster of Viktor Nikiforov on his wall
At some point, an inhuman shriek comes from the kitchen of the apartment in Providence.
Jack runs, half-dressed after his shower-
And finds Bitty sitting at the breakfast table, staring at his phone in outrage.
‘VICTOR NIKIFOROV GOT MARRIED! TO ANOTHER MALE FIGURE SKATER!’
‘…is that a good or a bad thing?’
‘That was MY fantasy! I was supposed to win all the gold and meet and fall in love and marry Victor! That’s SO unfair! Just because Japan is closer to Russia-’
‘Bitty. Bittle. Bits. You’re already married. To me.’
‘Let my inner fifteen year old self express himself, Jack!’