:') i'm sorry

  • michael: how do you fit 71 people in my car?
  • jeremy: what kind of question is that? wouldn’t that be impossible? do you even know 71 people? i mean why can’t they just--
  • michael: 2 in the front, we 69 in the back
  • jeremy: --uH whAt i mEAn eR HUH tAke pUbLIc tRaNspORt???!!?
How some ppl presents villainous characters and how this makes me triggered af

Oh my.. why am I doing this…It’s going to be so full of my hate. I’m sorry. Don’t take it too seriously.


  • So, I’ll begin with Dr. Flug. The most annoying behaviors (for me!!!) that ppl give him are:

-OMFG CINNAMON ROLL INNOCENT OMFG DOn’T HuRT CAuse i’m so cute chubby cheeks omfg UwU UwU uwusomuch CINNAMON BUN MY liL Son I LuVH HIM SU much <‘3

- i want bh to tear me apart with his cock and i want him to suck at me i’m so dirty i made myself some dildo cause scientist do this in thier free time

- omfg i’m so sassy, i’m so good at sex, i’m fucking more evil than bh wtf have you though. Whatever that canonically i’m such a mess and i can’t even live normal. It’s just a disquise. wanna smex?


  • Now BH (of course he’ll be taking most of this post’s  space because whole fandom wets thier underwear at dapper man):

- hi my names sex machine, i have tentacles and shit wow and they’re here because of fandom. I can shapeshift and i got weird mutant thingies that i can control, it’s practically canon that i have also tentacles lol wanna smex? i like to sex

- i fucc flug and i know a shit ton of sex poses. i read kamasutra to my morning coffe on my bear-carpet near my warm fireplace. did i mention that i fuck flug? he likes/dislikes this (you can choose dear author/artist) cause i’m so evil and he’s into that but he will not admit it. cause i’m hot af. and i fuck him without any reason. just because. and i hurt him. rrrrlyyyy baaaad. cause he’s such a bitch.

- HI~ NAME’S CUTE HAT AND I’M SOOOO GIGGLY AND FLUFFY AND KAWAIIIIII. BECAUSE ME AND FLUG ARE IN LOVUUUU~~~~~~ ANd i VUV HIM UwU AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TWO CUTE BABIEEEES, AND AND-… maybe we will.. do the thingy… OH MY I’M SUCH A DIRTY PERSON KYAAAAAA ///A////

- I’m only angry. I don’t have other emotions YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. ALSO I SCREAM A LOT AND I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE CLASSY LIKE IN CANON. I SWEAR A LOT CAUSE FUCK YOU I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR GUTS YOU PIECE OF CRAP DIPSHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER

- (EDGE LORD WARNING) I eat souls of the innocent. “I’m back In black”. I’m so evil, I eat humans and i love the taste of blood. I’m an animal in a suit. Don’t come near or i’ll eat your feet.

- HI IT’S THE SEX ONE AGAIN. BUT THIS TIME I LIKE TO FUCC OTHERS (FLUGHAHAHAHA) IN BLOOD. AND RIP THIER (HIS) CHEST WIDE OPEN, TO EAT THIER (HIM) WHILE CUMMING INTO THEM (HIM). WOW. ORIGINAL. I PROBABLY ALSO CAN EASLY HEAL THEM (HIM) WITH MY MAGIC POWERS, BECAUSE AUTHOR WANTS TO SOMEHOW MAKE US FUCK LIKE THAT MORE. AND I WOULD BE A NECROPHILE IF I’D FUCK DEAD ANYBODY (FLUG) AM I RIGHT?

  • Now, long forgotten deviantart oc- Demencia:

- literally i have no character in myself because author is in unhealty love with other characters so i’m just a drudge

- i’m cute and innocent. and i also don’t have much character in me. Canon can go to hell. I’m really quiet only because author does not want to let me talk or just can’t get along with my canon behavior. Thanks to god that 5.0.5 can’t talk. Author is not worried about paying attencion to him.

  • and lovely 5.0.5 :

- i’m not even included 

- no character at all

- author can’t draw me so they refuses to include me anywhere, and this is the reason they tell you when you ask why I’m not anywhere to be seen 


BONUS:

Paperhat:
- ultra cuteee omfg, we are sooo in loveee, UwU flug is such a cinnamon roll and bh is soo nice to him omfg. they are b-b-Bo-BOYfriends omggg so kyath OwO U//w//U bh is going to beat u up if you even look at his flug CAUSE HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH biah >33
- abusive. just abusive. so abusive that even you feel abusived. there’s nothing nice. art may be good, but content is so negative, you want to cry and you don’t like it at all. it’s just too much. 

[tbh 2nd one might be the closest to canon-like paperhat if it ever be a thing (no it’s not going to be) or at least we all need to admit that this stuff IS ABUSIVE. Look at them. Flug is fucking anxious 24/7 and BH is a fucking demon with low temper. It’s never going to be something good…
But PLEASE… It’s just a fiction. Whole show is a fiction- but this ship is even more fictional… So I beg you to not make this ship so realistic. We do fiction, so let’s make this more fictional and do this a little bit… nicer? Idk… It just sometimes hurt on the inside when I see how crazy stuff ppl can draw/write/just do… I mean… ugh… fuck it. forget this.] 



Of course you can do whatever you want guys! As I said: It’s my opinion and I know It may be a beggining of hating on me.
Tbh I just started to write this whole post to my gf and It ended up so funny to me, that I decited to put it also here.
Sorry if I triggered anyone. You have to live with the fact how my opnion looks like, or just forget it and go on.

anonymous asked:

101!

101. “I’m like 20% sure this plan work. There’s an 80% chance we could die horribly and violently, but this plan is solid, I swear.”

“I’m like 20% sure this plan work. There’s an 80% chance we could die horribly and violently, but this plan is solid, I swear.”

Raphael doesn’t look convinced at first, Simon can say that. But there’s not another option, to be honest, and they don’t have much time. It’s not an easy situation, it’s not safe to go there just like that. He shouldn’t feel so safe, but he isn’t panicking or something. He remains calm when he sees Simon’s face and his little smile, which is hiding all his fears. He looks like he needs some graduation, something that he can hold on to. But the one thing about Simon that Raphael knows for sure is that he’s not a coward. He’s a brave man.

“Okay,” Raphael says. Then he sees how Simon’s eyes are going wide. He can’t believe that Raphael wasn’t arguing with him or anything.

“Okay? Just like that?” he asks because he still can’t believe it’s actually happening.

“Where you go, I will go, Simon. And it’s not like I underestimate your abilities. It’s risky, but I think your plan will work.”

The smile on Simon’s face brightens. If his destiny is to die here, he’s glad that one of the last things he would see is that smile. So he smiles too.

“Yeah, but there’s one more condition.”

“What?”

“We need to do this together. You and I.”

“We are in this together, Simon. And we will get out of this together too.”

They both smile. They both nod.

They hold each other’s hands.

And they go to war.

Together.

// I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
this is where it gets me //

superflarre  asked:

Only do this if you want to! Drarry - something along the lines of one wanting to look at the other and feel absolutely nothing. Do with that as you will. (Also, I adore your ficlets. And all your writing basically. Thank you!)

The paper was filled with nothing but accolades and every time he read one it hurt.  A sensible person would have refused to look.  A smart person would have left well enough alone.  No one, however, had ever accused Draco Malfoy of being smart or sensible when it came to Harry Potter and so he read them all. 

Worse, he sought them out.

He hunched over papers and magazines and read and read and read until he wanted to scream because everyone loved Potter.  Everyone had something to say about him.  Almost every person who’d ever been in a classroom with the rotter had a quote somewhere praising him.   The Daily Prophet had left no proverbial stone unturned. The whole field of Britain was nothing but uprooted rocks with praise for Harry Potter under them all.  

No one had asked him anything, of course.  Their rivalry and mutual dislike was too well known.   Somehow that was galling.  Someone should have asked.  He’d have been so gracious.  Oh, Potter, can’t say a bad thing about him.  Schoolboy stuff, of course, but he’s a good egg.

But no one gave him the chance to be gracious.  No one mentioned him at all. He read every line and there wasn’t a single word about him, how he hadn’t turned Potter over,  how he could have, how he’d saved his life.

“Bastard,” Draco muttered, shoving aside yet another paper with yet another article.    He wished, just once, he could read Potter’s name and feeling nothing.  “I want to feel nothing,” he said out loud.  He said the word nothing again, as if to see if it felt like a lie.  “Nothing.”

Nothing would be better than this burning almost jealousy, this wish that Potter would notice him, would single him out the way he did Weasley and Granger and Longbottom and every other person but not him.  

“Nothing.”

It felt like a lie.  It tasted like falsehood and ruin and loathing.   It felt like the hot burn of water at his eyes because he was the one who was nothing.  He’d ruined it all, all from the start, and now there was nowhere to go and nothing to say and no way to begin again.

“I wish,” he said and then stopped.    There was no point.  It was all over now.  If anyone asked, he’d be gracious.  He’d say all the right things, stiff upper lip, enough emotional repression to open a shop selling the stuff.  He’d never let on how much he just wanted to be noticed.  How much he’d always wanted Potter to  see him.  To like him.

To love him.

anonymous asked:

I saw your pro-life pose and was wondering on your stance when the mother's life is in danger by continuing the pregnancy? I'm not trying to start anything or be disrespectful, but I'm trying to figure out my own views on abortion and I'm trying to figure out various points of view.

Sorry it took me a bit to answer, Anon. In all honesty, I hadn’t put as much thought into this issue as I should have, so I wanted to do a little research into the medical conditions and collect my thoughts.

First, it would be important for any mother in that situation to look into all her options and seek a second opinion. I’ve read of a few cases where doctors would (for various reasons) jump to terminating the pregnancy without all the information, and then later turn out to have misjudged the situation. (Here’s one article.)

This is a dilemma, with no “right” answer. Two lives are in danger. If the mother decides against surgery to remove the baby, then both she and her baby have either a high risk or certainty of dying. (And what if there are other children now left without their mom?) If she chooses treatment, only her baby dies. (That sounds terrible to say, only a baby dies.)

To me, this is very different from abortion. Abortion is dehumanizing the baby, or saying that one person’s life is less important than another person’s (or people’s) comfort.

In this situation, it’s acknowledged as a tragedy. It is a tragedy to avoid a greater tragedy.

I guess what I’m saying is…it’s the mother’s choice. It’s the family’s decision to make, and they shouldn’t be forced one way or the other by someone outside. And I would not condemn a mother for choosing treatment to risks ending the pregnancy, in order to save her life.

I appreciate your asking my opinion, and the fact you’re asking. “The one who asks is never lost.” It’s important to look at all the sides before making decisions, so I’m glad you’re doing just that. I hope my answer was helpful, at all.

not-that-kinda-gurl08  asked:

# 14 Roman Reigns

“What did you just say?” Roman stood in front of you, jaw nearly on the floor.

You felt a pain in your chest, He didn’t say it back. The words echoed through your panicking subconscious. 

“Baby girl, what did you just say?” He repeated, attempting to get your attention with your name.

Tears welled up in your eyes, “Nothing. Never mind.” You mumbled, “I..uh.. I gotta get to the hotel and get some rest. I’m sorry. I’ll see around.” You turned to leave

Roman gripped your arm and pulled you back towards him, “Baby girl…”

“No, Roman. Please. Just let me go.” You begged him. “Just be my best friend and not the guy I just confessed my love to.”

Roman stopped and stared at you, his dark brown eyes softened a bit. “Can’t I be both?”