1. I Wanna Hide (Season 9 Episode 4)

Credit goes to u/leverhelven for the gif and LifeAlert for this unforgettable lipsync. I do cut Charlie some slack here; she’s so old that the last time she death-dropped, they named a song after her. Her bones are as thin as Aja’s eyebrows so any sudden movements can really hinder Charlie.

There have been lots of claims this past week; pain, a cultural difference, even fractured ribs. Maybe Charlie misunderstood ‘lipsync for your life’ and literally thought Ru would finally euthanize her after the performance. Regardless of the reason why, Charlie Hide’s lack of movement in the lipsync was enlightening. Now I understand why Lana del Rey called him an asshole; bitch stole her move!

-5 Funniest Moments From RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 Episode 4


“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose y o u.” 
― Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars