97th floor

anonymous asked:

You have reached the 97th floor in an elevator. In the elevator are the following people: Your best friend, the last person you said "I love you" to, your most hopeless crush, a very smelly and morbidly obese male, mid 50's, tourist who only speaks Polish, and the last stranger you exchanged eye contact with that gave you the creeps (insert description here). The lights are beginning to flicker as distorted gospel music plays in and out of the the elevator speakers. What happens next?

i’d kick cain in the ribs and it would trigger them into beast mode and they’d rip the top of the elevator off with their bare teeth and i’d leap onto their back and they’d climb up the elevator shaft and carry me to salvation