A Brief Elounor 2.0 Timeline (To Date)

19 January: Official Danielle/Louis break-up announcement in the Sun

20 January: Daisy likes first pic of Eleanor on Instagram; Over the next month, she liked 32 different posts and pictures; Phoebe liked 9

20 January: Eleanor posts a picture to Instagram from the UK

22 January: Eleanor likes video of Gigi posted by Tommy Hilfiger like she was still promoting the brand/show

28 January: Eleanor posts instagram story from a hotel in the UK; Had drinks with uni friends there

29 January: Louis refollows Eleanor on Instagram; Russell, his manager, followed a minute later

30 January: The Sun & Mail write articles reintroducing Eleanor

4 February: James Arthur announces on Twitter he’s friends with Louis and just “hangin out” with him; Update Accounts report Harry was at LAX on his way to London

8 February: The day of the Tommy Hilfiger show; Eleanor didn’t attend, but Max did; Louis was in the studio

9 February: Her own UAs are confused about why she didn’t go to the Tommy show, especially since Max did

12 February: James Arthur starts following an Eleanor UA on Twitter

13 February: Louis on the James Corden show; Harry is papped in London

16 February: Eleanor follows Louis on Instagram and likes his selfie; Louis likes Eleanor’s selfie posted months ago of her in the same brand/design as the shirt Louis was papped in, also on the 16th; James Corden then followed Eleanor on Twitter late that night

19 February: The Sun writes an article “1D Star Louis Tomlinson Rekindles Romance with Ex-Girlfried Eleanor Calder” saying they’d been secretly spending time in LA together and she missed the Tommy Hilfiger show specifically to spend time with Louis. 

What does all of this mean?

The effort that went into reintroducing her to this fandom using the actors in the current promo narrative (James Corden, James Arthur) is profoundly contrived. His own sisters accounts set the stage HOURS after the official break-up announcement of his “relationship” with Danielle. The ink wasn’t dry on the print edition of the Sun before Elounor 2.0 had begun. 

They set the stage for the James Arthur reconciliation, too. Louis included him in an Instagram post on 4 February. Then, a week later, James Arthur’s twitter account happens to follow an Eleanor update account? @God why.  

Louis followed Eleanor on Instagram on 29 January. His new “manager,” Russell, who had been on promo stops with him, followed her a minute later. 

Then, on 6 February, James Corden and Louis announced Louis was coming on the show on 13 February. Then on 16 February, James followed Eleanor on Instagram late at night.. 

Even Harry’s flight out of town his own Update Accounts all knew about was part of this puzzle, too. He left town right as the 2 week window of Eleanor’s absence from social media began. Eleanor uses Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat religiously, including documenting her travel to and from London to other parts of the world. This just happens to be the one time in the last 18 months she hasn’t done that. She was also not included in any social media posts by her own friends in LA, so if she was there, did she spend 2 weeks surgically inserted up Louis’ asshole? That’s sure what they want you to believe!

But not even her own UAs are buying it.

They’ve been building a low level reintroduction campaign on social media with his sister’s accounts. Then, they added the additional layer of Louis’ and Eleanor’s social media account. They got relevant, timely actors currently doing promo with Louis to follow her and one of her update accounts. Harry got out of town in true 2013 style, to attend business with Jeff on another continent. Eleanor went ghost on social media, another 2013-2014 tactic. They set up a series of plausible events if you look at the surface, easy to write an article about without looking wildly false. And when all else fails, they’ll lie. That’s the ball game. 

And this is nothing to say of the actual images involved here beyond the strategy behind it. I’m just going to quote @conscious–ramblings here. 

Imagine splitting up with your long term boyfriend after while you dated he told everyone he wouldn’t marry you, and a year later cheated on you publicly. Imagine him then publicly going out constantly with different girls, spreading it all over social media to everyone you both know. Then imagine he knocks up one of the randoms he’s been out with once and her cousin tells everyone who will listen that he was dating the girl while he dated you. Then while he ignores pregnant girl and won’t talk to anyone about it, he starts dating someone else (who looks a bit like a budget version of you mixed with a budget version of his sister). Then after new girl publicly cheats on *him* he slides back into your DMs the next week.

IMAGINE explaining to your mates you are taking him back, let alone the whole world.

So yes, it’s contrived. Yes, it’s annoying. But it’s pretty transparent, too, so don’t give them the power of reacting emotionally if you can. Mock it. Ridicule it. Call out the bullshit. Shove the facts back down their throat. That’s how we get through this.


I captured this on a trip to the Southwest US desert about a month ago. On the 1st day of my trip, I landed in Vegas and drove 5 hours to Cape Royal in the Grand Canyon’s North Rim. After capturing a nice sunset and waiting for Astronomical Twilight to end, I set up my camera and left it to capture images all night.
I ended up getting 7 hours of consecutive 25 second exposures which got me 920 images.


Pokémon center just announced a collection called Pokémon Yurutto, featuring a lot of cute pokémon! This line of merchandise will come out on September 16th, 2017. Here’s the line-up:

- Candy can box (Sakuma drops) - 400 yen
- Cookies can box - 900 yen
- Bewear plush cushion - 4 800 yen
- Plush Pikachu / Dedenne - 1 500 yen
- Plush mascot (Pikachu / Dedenne / Rowlet / Croagrunk / Bewear) - 1 000 yen
- Acrylic eychains - 500 yen each (blind package)
- Hand towel - 500 yen
- Bath towel - 1 920 yen
- Cup - 600 yen
- Drawstring purse - 680 yen
- Flat pouch - 1 200 yen
- Pouch bag - 1 500 yen
- Pen case - 1 000 yen
- Tote bag - 2 000 yen
- Bigger tote bag - 3 000 yen
- iPhone 7 case - 1 880 yen
- Phone pass case - 3 000 yen
- Pass case - 1 120 yen
- Set of two A4 clear files - 460 yen
- Masking tape set - 600 yen
- Croquis notebook - 530 yen
- Lot of 3 pairs of socks to choose - 1 000 yen
- Deck case - 362 yen
- Card protector - 720 yen
- Stickers - 350 yen
- A5 notebook - 500 yen

Rules of the Village of Fowl Devotees

No. 1 - it is illegal to harm a crow

No. 2 - anyone who breaks a rule is burned at the stake

No. 19 - the only pens acceptable within the city limits are ones made from feathers of crows

No. 39 - it is illegal to make anything out of crow feathers

No. 67 - no citizen is allowed to build or use mechanical devices

No. 108 - VFD library cannot contain any books that break any other rules

No. 141 - all prisoners receive bread and water

No. 201 - no murdering

No. 920 - no one may talk on the platform unless you are a police officer

No. 961 - the Council of Elders’ hot fudge sundaes cannot have more than 15 pieces of nuts each

No. 1742 - no one is allowed to escape from jail

No. 2493 - any person who is going to be burned at the stake has the opportunity to make a speech right before the fire is lit

No. 4561 - citizens are not allowed to use their mouths for recreation

No. 19833 - no villains allowed in city limits

Things I love about Killian Jones part 920: accuracy

Or, as I like to call it: 6 Times Killian Nailed the Shot and the One Time He Didn’t.

I suck at making gifs, so I scoured our gif-making shipmates’ archives looking and begged others for some examples of Killian and his deadly aim. Those eyes of his aren’t just blue, they are sharp, too (probably 20/20 even). And the man is versatile with his chosen projectiles. I don’t know about the rest of you, but all I can say is “Rawrrr…” Competency kink in full view, thankyouverymuch.

Starting in season 3, we got a taste of Killian’s talents. So long, flying monkey who probably used to be a person. You won’t be taking Henry today.

(Gunslinger Killian via @onceland)

In season 4, we got to see even in his off-hours, Killian takes his target practice seriously.

(Dartmaster Killian via @ramblings-from-yours-truly)

Jumping ahead to season 6, Killian proves that no monster is too big or too metal for him to try to kill protecting his ship. 

(I can hit the broadside of a barn Killian thanks to @lillpon who came to my rescue.)

We later learn that Killian probably used to be the main attraction of a carnival as a knife thrower. He went through a lot of assistants.

(Knife-thrower Killian via @pirateherokillian)

Then we see that Killian is all business about hunting Krakens. Even if there’s a princess and a genie lurking about. 

(Unhappy Harpooner Killian via @captainswansource)

And finally, it’s those little dreamshade tipped things in life that are really satisfying.

(The bastion of blow darts, Killian via @andhewonherheart)

And because no one is perfect, not even Killian “I can hit that” Jones, here’s that one time he missed…

(So not-that close Killian via @masumikitty)