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i knew it i knew it  iw was just saying this !

hillary is gonna try to guilt by association Trump (she was already mentioning Alex Jones and I’m sure she’ll be provided with a regular rogues gallery of federal agents provocateur “fringe elements” who trump never met but who made a blog post saying they like him or something) in order to say something to the effect of the following:

“I, as a good and morally wonderful tolerant person, cannot share a stage with Trump, who is definitely a literal klansman/911 truther/ conspiracy nut/neonazi/fill-in-the-blank-scary-bad. Therefore, I will not sully my pristine reputation by “debating” this monster.”

you watch, the media will already start laying the groundwork for the idea that somehow, a debate between the two major party presidential candidates is some kind of crazy idea and that trump is so uniquely vile that it would actually be dangerous and “irresponsible” for hillary to debate him.

You fucking watch.

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“AN IMMEDIATE EVACUATION HAS BEEN DECLARED IN PORTIONS OF HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, ADAMS COUNTY DUE TO A NATURAL GAS LEAK ON STATE ROUTE 94. RESIDENTS WITHIN ONE-HALF MILE OF THE INTERSECTION OF CARLISLE PIKE AND YORK ROAD AND CARLISLE PIKE AND FOREST DRIVE SHOULD EVACUATE. MOTORISTS AND PEDESTRIANS SHOULD AVOID UNNECESSARY TRAVEL WITHIN THE PERIMETER OF THIS AREA. A TEMPORARY SHELTER HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED AT THE UNITED HOOK AND LADDER - NEW OXFORD STATION. THOSE RESIDENTS NEEDING ASSISTANCE SHOULD CALL 911 OR 717-334-8101. STAY TUNED TO YOUR LOCAL TELEVISION AND RADIO NETWORK FOR UPDATED INFORMATION. THIS HAS BEEN THE PA EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY FOR THE ADAMS COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF EMERGENCY SERVICES.”

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here are some old selfies from April when I was at the height of my glo up featuring my iconic resting bitch face

so today has just been a roller coaster of bad luck. first, I woke up thirty minutes later than I usually do for school, ripped my pants, almost fell asleep in two of my classes, had my thumb nail suddenly break off, and had to go to the ER cause my mom had sudden abdominal pain (turned out to be a gallbladder infection)

first time calling 911 & first time going to the ER, remained pretty calm about all of it, but hope everyone has a much better day than me!! 💕💕

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An (Almost) 911 Emergency (Dino Scenario)

Originally posted by mountean

  • Pairing: Dino x Reader
  • Words: 865
  • Warnings: Fainting
  • Type: Fluff

Summary: Chan and you are partners for a biology project, but since you hate the professor, you don’t want to do it. Chan offers to teach you the dance to 아주 NICE, forgetting that you haven’t eaten anything yet that day. What “misery” will befall you?

A/N: Sorry for any mistakes! This has actually happened to me before…please drink water!!!

“Chan, I don’t want to do this stupid biology project. I hate Mr. Kim with a passion!” You stomped into Seventeen’s practice room fuming, with Chan, your best friend, right behind you. Chan and you were assigned the most stupid assignment: making a poster about the structure of DNA. In addition, you had eaten nothing for breakfast or lunch.

“I don’t want to either, but if you want to keep your 4.0 GPA, you should do it well.” He tried to reason with you, knowing very well that his GPA was…well…not the best. He had to do well on this project to boost his grade in biology or else he’d fail.

“Who cares about my GPA? It’s senior year and there’s no way my grade can go down anymore.” you said, annoyed. You just didn’t want to Mr. Kim’s dumb assignment! Even watching soap operas for three days straight sounded more fun.

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Face Eating Frat Boy
Austin Harrouff 

On the 15th of August 2016 in Florida, Austin Harrouff’s mother made a distressing call to 911. The call came after she was concerned, her son over the past few days claimed he had superpowers and that ‘he was here to protect people’, Austin was also wearing a hat supporting Donald Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again’. 

That evening Austin murdered and older couple in an unprovoked attack, Michelle Mishcon and John Stevens were stabbed to death. It didn’t end there, Austin started to bite skin and eat John’s face. It took four officers and a k9 to take down the killer. 

Toxicology reports whilst Austin was sedated in hospital, stated that no illegal drugs were in his body. So far no motive has been discovered, but the Florida State University sophomore was a body building fanatic. He would regularly post videos on Youtube, one even five days before the killings. Austin stated he stopped using steroids, but these and legal highs are being looked into. 

anonymous asked:

Can we get a side by side of him happy as Loki and after answering that ridiculous question? To compare? For science!

i will use the eyefuck gif for extra unfairness.

above, engaged, interested, possibly assessing sexual prey in the way that only loki could still get it.  the fucker.

below, rubberman smile, eyes that don’t crinkle right. he’s like his own ‘john carpenter’s halloween’ michael myers mask in the bottom one. uncanny valley levels of ‘jesus god call 911, i need a restraining order and a priest.’