Cuando los payasos asesinos encuentran a los signos

Los payasos asesinos es algo que empezó en Estados Unidos dónde personas se disfrazaban de payasos para asustar a la gente, empezó con payasos que se quedaban en las entrada de las casas de algunas personas simplemente observando, para causar pánico, comenzó en lugares pequeños hasta que se expandió por todo Estados Unidos y hasta llegó a España y Argentina

Aries: Probablemente lo golpee tan fuerte cuando vea a alguno que lo deja inconsciente 

Tauro: Llama al 911 y empieza a correr tan lejos como sus piernitas lo lleven

Géminis: Empieza a grabarlo y a insultarlo hasta que el payaso saca un cuchillo y empieza a correr

Cáncer: Empezó a correr pero se dio contra un poste y quedó inconsciente

Leo: Rueda los ojos, no está para soportar estas mierdas y pasa de largo

Virgo: Sabía que no tendría que haber salido de casa hoy. Se vuelve por dónde vino e intenta borrar ese horroroso momento de su mente

Libra: Grita de forma tal que termina asustando al payaso

Escorpio: Es el payaso, obviamente

Sagitario: Se empieza a reír de lo mal logrado que está el disfraz…, RIP Sagitario

Capricornio: No tiene un arma de fuego guardada por nada

Acuario: Se sacó una selfie con el payaso antes de empezar a correr

Piscis: Directamente se desmayó

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I Can Fix That

Scenario: You receive an urgent 911 phone call from Yoongi, only to find out he, as always, has the entire situation under control.

A/N: I completely blame the recent video of Yoongi sewing for this.

Genre: Yoongi x Reader

Words: 868

Disclaimer: As always, any gifs used are not mine and belong to their rightful owners!

You’d been at work when the first flurry of messages came in. Your boss standing at the edge of your cubicle instructing you on what she needed by Friday. All the while your phone buzzed like mad inside your drawer, interrupting her at every turn. You were lucky she didn’t order you to pick up her dry cleaning or worse.

When you saw all nine texts messages were from Yoongi, you were ready to let him have it. All of that changed when you read down the long list of messages.


Can you go to the store after work and see if they have any more?


This is really upsetting. I don’t like seeing her cry like this.

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Another beautiful Singer!

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Model: Singer 911
Engine: 3.8 - 4.0 litre - flatsix (n.a.)
Power: 300 - 400 BHP
Transmission: 5 speed - Manual
0 - 100: 3.9 - 3.3 sec.
Topspeed: 280 - 300 km/h

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One of the most brilliant and most beautiful 911 Porsche has ever built! - The 993 GT2.

Picture Credit: @aircooled_911

Model: Porsche 993 GT2
Engine: 3.6 litre - flatsix (Turbo)
Power: 430 PS
Torque: 540 Nm
Transmission: 6 speed - manual
0 - 100 km/h: 4.4 sec. (Sport Chrono)
Topspeed: > 295 km/h

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anonymous asked:

I now need some Pirate Niall Halloween Smut please!!!

I am honestly not prepared to even go here right now because I’m FUCKING PARALYZED BY WHAT JUST HAPPENED.


Pirate - fuck me.
Cow- fuck me harder
Dracula - bite my entire body, then fuck me

I legitimately had an orgasm when he licked that sword. I will be screaming about this for 4 days. Send help, call 911, tell my kids I loved them. I’m fucking dead. RIP.

it’s so hard to dial 911 when you need to dial 911 it’s a good thing it’s only three letters i mean numbers

brave-heart-juliet  asked:

Juliet kicked the door and waited for him to open it. She had her hand over her stomach and was trying to stop the blood. "There was a fight. And there were guns. I got hit by a stray bullet. I dunno what to do. I need a phone." //drama that's unrealistic is the drama I live for.

Alex stared in confusion for a long moment before reaching out to help her inside and onto the couch, talking quickly all the way. “What do you mean you got hit by a stray bullet? Where was the fight? Were you in the fight or happened to be there? I’m going to call 911. Why didn’t you call 911? Juliet, how did this all happen? How long have you been bleeding? How much pain are you in? I should probably get you a towel or something.” he stopped his rambling just long enough for him to pull out his phone and frantically try to call 911.