What is your emergency?

“911, what is your emergency?”

“Yeah, hi, um…This is going to sound kind of strange but there’s a man stumbling around in circles in my front yard.”

“…could you repeat that, sir?”

“He looks…sick, or lost, or drunk, or something. I just woke up to get a glass of water and heard snow crunching around underneath my front window so I peeked out…I’m looking at him now, he’s about ten yards away from my window. Something’s not right.”

“What is your address, sir?”

“1617 Quarry Lane, in Pinella Pass.”

“I’m going to send a squad car your way, but that’s quite a ways out. Are you alone in your house sir?”

“Yes, I’m alone.”

“Can you confirm that all of your doors and windows are locked? Stay on the phone with me.”

“I know that my front is definitely locked, but I’ll go check my back door again really quick.

I appreciate your help, by the way, I know this is kind of strange but I really hope that –“

“…Sir? Are you still there?”

“He’s…he’s still in the yard yard. But he’s…what the fuck…he’s upside down…”

“Sir? Stay on with me, what is happening?”

“He’s staring right at me…but he’s…he’s standing on his hands now. He’s perfectly still, staring straight at me. He’s doing a handstand and he’s smiling at me and not moving.”

“He’s…he’s doing a handstand, sir?”

“I…I don’t know how he…yeah, he’s facing me and standing on his hands and he’s got this huge smile and he’s perfectly still…what the FUCK…please get someone out here NOW.”

“Sir I need you to remain calm. I’ve put out the call and an officer is on his way.”

“His teeth are so huge…what the fuck, please help me…”

“Sir I want you to try and keep an eye on him but make sure your back door is locked again. We need to make sure all possible access points are secured. Can you talk me through and confirm that your back door is locked?”

“Okay…I’m walking backwards now and keeping him in my sight…

My hand is on the back doorknob now…it’s locked. I need to check the deadbolt so I’m going to take my eyes off of him for a split second.”

“Alright sir. Help is on the way. Just stay on the phone with me, everything’s going to be alright.


…Sir? Are you still there?”

“He’s…his face. It’s up against the glass.”

“Sir, I need you to speak up. What is happening?”

“I looked away for a split second and now…his face. It’s pressed up against my front window. His teeth are huge and he’s still smiling…There’s no color in his eyes…Jesus please help me, why won’t it just fucking move…”

“Sir, I need you to go to the nearest room and lock yourself inside of it. Do you have a basement or a bedroom that you can lock yourself in?”

“He won’t stop staring…he’s going to hurt me…”

“Sir I need you to listen to me. Lock yourself somewhere safe until the officer arrives at your house. Can you hear me?”

“I…yes…yes, I’m going to lock myself in my room.”

“And you’re positive that you’re alone in your house, correct?”

“Yes, I’m alone in the house…

…wait a moment…

he’s moving. He’s shaking his head. He’s telling me no. He can hear us.

He’s telling me I’m not alone.”

“Sir? Sir are you still there? I heard a loud noise, is everything alright?


anonymous asked:

Now for the Bllarke argument to work they have to say 1) both Michaels & Jo-Ann's are racist 2) forehead placements are not significant to any other culture 3) completely ignore the meaning behind the HOA. Lets see if they attempt this... meanwhile bllarkes would u like to discuss any racism in the show that doesn't vilify the dead lesbian... how bout bllarkes racist dynamic? No? I didn't think so.

Originally posted by mividalocafam

Broadway box office took a dip last week in what could be the first of several weeks of gradually tapering sales on the way down to Labor Day — especially now that some productions are starting to exit for good, including just-closed “Shuffle Along,”  while “The Humans” has gone on a hiatus. Even so, many individual titles registered upticks, and newcomer “Cats” — which opens Sunday — continued to look strong after its robust bow.

The overall decline in sales was due largely to big dips at “The Lion King” ($2,310,911), “Hamilton” ($2,046,711) and “The Book of Mormon” ($1,347,238), which each played an extra ninth performance the prior week but last week went back down to the standard eight. Some productions might play nine perfs in the coming weeks — “Wicked,” for instance, will play nine over the week ending Aug. 6 — but as other shows shutter or end their limit runs, the overall Broadway tally looks to be deflating on its usual late-summer decline.


On a show-by-show basis, nearly every production climbed last week — in particular “Wicked” ($1,896,987), one of Broadway’s most consistent draws for city visitors — or posted losses small enough to be considered negligible. Broadway’s cumulative tally slipped by about $600,000 to $26.6 million for 29 shows, with attendance reported at 250,613 or 83% of the Street’s overall capacity.

Those numbers are down from the same week last year (when there was one fewer show running), which caused some people in the industry to wonder how much of an impact the Rockettes’ new summer attraction, “New York Spectacular,” is having in siphoning off business. The coming weeks could provide some insight on that front — especially if Broadway sales get a notable bounce after the “Spectacular” ends its run Aug. 7.

anonymous asked:

When Cara was talking about having to tell them so they wouldn't call the cops she said she had to tell them and I imagine the she is Taylor and I love the thought of Kesha and the Hiam girls running down the stairs and frantically pounding on Taylor's door and being all " THERES A GOHST IN YOUR HOUSE WE HAVE TO CALL 911" and her just cracking up and also how lucky those people a they got to se hiddleswift in their glasses

Yes two little nuggets with their glasses!

A Masterlist of Gorillaz Songs (in alphabetical order)

19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)
68 State
All Alone ft. Roots Manuva and Martina Topley-Bird
Apple Cart
Aspen Forest ft. Paul Simonon
Bañana Baby (Tomorrow Comes Today)
Bill Murray ft. The Bees
Bobby in Phoenix ft. Bobby Womack
California and the Slipping of the Sun
Clint Eastwood ft. Del the Funky Homosapien
Clint Eastwood ft. Phi Life Cypher
Cloud of Unknowing ft. Bobby Womack
Come Again (Rehash)
Crashing Down
Crooked Dub (Sound Check)
DARE ft. Shaun Ryder and Rosie Wilson
De-Punked (Punk)
Demon Days ft. London Community Gospel Choir
Dirty Harry ft. Bootie Brown and The Children’s Youth Choir of San Fenandez
Don Quixote’s Christmas Bonanza
Don’t Get Lost In Heaven (Demo)
Don’t Get Lost In Heaven ft. London Community Gospel Choir
Double Bass
DoYaThing ft. André 3000 and James Murphy
Dub Dumb
Dub Ø9 (Starshine)
El Mañana
Electric Shock ft. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble
Empire Ants ft. Little Dragon
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead ft. Ike Turner
Feel Good Inc. ft. De La Soul
Film Music
Fire Coming Out of the Monkey’s Head ft. Dennis Hopper
A Fistful of Peanuts (Clint Eastwood)
FM with Nathan Haines
G Sides
Ghost Train
Glitter Freeze ft. Mark E. Smith
Gor Beaten
Gorillaz on My Mind ft. Redman
Hand Clapper
Highway (Under Construction)
HillyBilly Man
Hip Albatross
Hong Kong
The Joplin Spider
Jungle Fresh (19-2000)
Kids with Guns ft. Neneh Cherry
Some Kind of Nature ft. Lou Reed
Last Living Souls
Latin Simone
Latin Simone (¿Qué Pasa Contigo?) ft. Ibrahim Ferrer
Left Hand Suzuki Method
Leviathan ft. The Horrors
Lil’ Dub Chefin’ (M1A1)
Little Pink Plastic Bags
Man Research (Clapper)
Mix 2
Monkey Racket (Man Research)
Mr. Softy’s Balloon Race
Murdoc is God
Mutant Genius (New Genious)
New Genious (Brother)
November Has Come ft. DOOM
O Green World
On Melancholy Hill
Orchestral Intro
P.45 (5/4)
The Parish of Space Dust
Phoner to Arizona
Pirate Jet
Pirate Radio
Pirate’s Progress
Plastic Beach
Revolving Doors
Rhinestone Eyes
Rock the House (Radio Edit) ft. Del the Funky Homosapien
Rock the House ft. Del the Funky Homosapien
Samba At 13
Seattle Yodel ft. Archie McPhee’s Yodelling Pickle
Slow Country
The Snake in Dallas
Soldier Boy ft. Martina Topley-Bird
Sound Check (Gravity)
The Sounder ft. Phi Life Cypher
The Speak It Mountains
Spitting Out The Demons
Stop The Dams ft. Ghostigital
Strictly Rubbadub (Slow Country)
Stylo ft. Mos Def and Bobby Womack
Superfast Jellyfish ft. De La Soul and Gruff Rhys
The Swagga
Sweepstakes ft. Mos Def
Three Hearts, Seven Seas, Twelve Moons
To Binge ft. Little Dragon
Tomorrow Comes Today
We Are Happy Landfill
Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach ft. Snoop Dogg
White Flag ft. Bashy and Kano
White Light

|News| 160728 BIGBANG to Hold Dome Tour in Japan for Fourth Consecutive Year

[마이데일리=전원 기자] BIGBANG will hold a dome tour in Japan for the fourth consecutive year, making them the first foreign artist to do so.

BIGBANG will kick off their tour with a concert at the Tokyo Dome on November 5-6. Then, they will hold concerts at the Fukuoka Yahuoku! Dome on November 19-20, at the Kyocera Dome in Osaka on November 25-27, at the Nagoya Dome on December 2-4, and again at the Fukuoka Yahuoku! Dome on December 9-11. A total of 13 concerts will be held in four cities attracting 631,500 people.

From November 2015 to February 2016, BIGBANG successfully held their “BIGBANG WORLD TOUR 2015~2016 MADE IN JAPAN”, which drew 911,000 people. They were the first foreign artist to hold a dome tour for three consecutive years, and the number of audience was the biggest for a foreign group.

In addition, BIGBANG is to hold “BIGBANG10 THE CONCERT : 0.TO.10 IN JAPAN” to celebrate their 10th anniversary at the Yanmar Stadium Nagai in Osaka on August 29-31. All the tickets to the concerts were sold, and a total of 165,000 people are expected to come to the concerts.

2016. 7. 28.

src: YG Life

In the last 7 days I have spent 6 of them in New York City.

Most of them, all on my own. Never feeling lonely, but often aching, or anxious.

I was yelled at on the street, “Slow down, angry-ass white girl!”

I was asked, “Coffee, tea, or me?”

On day 1, I went in with a migraine that turned so bad I couldn’t get up out of the hotel bed. I very nearly called 911, fearing it would never end, that I’d never be able to get up, and that my brain would melt. Migraines are funny that way.

On day 3 I hit a depressive low. I was Artax and Atreyu at the same time. I saw no possibilities. I felt broken, lost, and alone.

I also hit ecstatic highs. I made some friends. I saw people’s lives change in the span of a few seconds. I saw hope return.

A beautiful woman prayed over me, and prophesied. She read my life and my soul, and I gotta say…the future sounds pretty good.

I sat on the steps of the New York Post Office for two hours and formed a multitude of theories on the mating habits of pigeons. 

I witnessed a marriage proposal. I felt my heart rip open for others as they confronted their life crisis, and I had several of my own. 

I faced my fears. I grew a spine. I gave up. 

I gave away several meals, found a lucky dollar, and was given a coffee on-the-house…I suspect because I looked as pathetic as I felt.

I saw a city roach for the first time. Those suckers are big. They demand recognition.

I had a late night conversation with a beautiful soul I feel I have known all my life.

I lied to people I love the most, then realized I was lying, and came clean.

I opened up a relationship with my younger brother. I damaged my relationship with my best friend.

I gravitated to exactly the people I needed exactly when I needed them. 

I was brainwashed. I’m still shaking it off.

And I came home. I crossed a bridge. 

I’ve decided to take what resonates, and leave the rest.

Wisdom and transformation aren’t a pill to be taken whole, or not at all.

You never have to swallow the whole thing.

911 HELP PLEASE (bug related!)

SO i just saved a imperial moth from the middle of a 4 lane road. I brought her home to put her behind my house when i realized that she was ACTIVELY LAYING DOZENS OF EGGS!!! 

I would love to take care of these little eggs as a way to teach my daughter more about the local fauna but i have NO idea how to take care of these little buds…