90s game systems

Callout Post: Greg Universe

- Son has/desires 90′s game systems despite not even being alive then

- Refuses to buy himself a house even though he’s rich af now

- Son gets faked out by his mother on a kick and calls it a “touchdown” - what are you even teaching him, Greg?

- Questionable fashion sense

- Cherry man

- Thought disco was coming back

- Considers this comparable to starting an interstellar war