If you are a Nineties kid with a tender spot in your heart for the good
old days when boy bands would wear matching clothes and have a dance
routine, this is the one for you. Backstreet’s BACK with a zombie movie
called Dead 7, written, directed and starring Nick Carter (because LOL
why not). Doesn’t sound fun enough? N’ SYNC WILL BE IN IT AS WELL. This
is like the American, zombie version of McBusted. Our bodies are ready.
They are original. They are the only ones. They are
sexual (yeeeeeah), so it stands to reason that the Backstreet Boys and
N’ Sync boy band zombie extravaganza Dead 7 is going to be the greatest
movie of modern times. It is foolproof.