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idk about you guys but

ever since getting into the lazytown fandom, i’ve been a lot healthier. i cut back on some bad habits, have been eating a bit better, and have taken up running. and whenever i get discouraged (ie got my first sports injury today, give me a medal), i imagine sportacus alongside me cheering me on (”you can do it! just five more sets!”). idk it makes me feel like i’m doing good even when i’m really weak and unhealthy in general and can only run for 90 seconds at a time but i’m TRYING and sportacus would be so proud idek i’m rambling

“Healthy food is too expensive”
  • 1 Can of Tuna: 1.12€
  • 1 Onion: ~20 cents (don’t take the giant ones)
  • 1 Egg: ~20 cents
  • 1 clove of garlic: ~2 cents
  • 1 tbsp flour: <1 cent
  • 1 tsp salt: <0.1 cent
  • 1 tsp pepper: <1 cent
  • 1 tsp cayenne pepper: <1 cent
  • 1 tsp balsamico: <1 cent

dice the onions, cut the garlic, mix it all together, form into small patties, fry in a pan for 90 seconds/side and you have one whole meal for 1.50€

you can garnish it with a salad as a side, still won’t exceed 3€

on the other hand, when you go to a fast food restaurant you’re gonna pay roughly 10 bucks for a meal that tastes worse, doesn’t fill you up, doesn’t give you energy while bringing you near your daily allowance and you’re gonna be hungry again 2 hours later.

Learn to love your local product aisle

it’s ok to get fit

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Jared Leto talking about being a stripper
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Well fuck me then

Just Mcr Things

*90 seconds of silence* *piano* “WELL THEY”

Someone: are you okay?
“wELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY”

“That’s not a _______ it’s an idea”

SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

Weekend pancake report (not mcr but still including it)

Skipping destroya in front of your friends so they don’t think you are insane for listening to UHUHUHUHUHUHHHH

Frank Iero’s lip and nose piercing

GERALD??

I just got so emo I fell apart

*g note*

You better stay on that side of the street, mother fucker. I’ll knock you out.

March 22

Fuck you, it’s meese

Gerard’s pinky

Gerard’s lip

Gerard

HOW BOUT U MOIKOI
fUCKIN RREADAH

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
I don’t wanna make it. I just wanna- NEOENOENOENOENOENOEO

Look alive sunshine

ITS FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY

These are my “shut-the-fuck-ups”

Gourmet fuckin fruit gels bro

We’ll carry on

FRERARD

Things are better if I stay

~AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST~

Breaking up and then releasing a song titled fucking “fake your death” I mean come on

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On 22 November, 1987, somebody successfully hijacked two television stations. The hijacker, wearing a mask, stood in front of the camera and began to uncontrollably laugh, scream, and moan. As the screenshots above clearly indicate, it was extremely bizarre and downright creepy. The transmission lasted for around 90 seconds before being cut off. The hijacker was never identified.

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Gonna make that art degree work its magic while I draw dumb crap. How do you even draw that S thing?

URGENT ACTION:

Speaker Paul Ryan is indeed holding a phone vote on whether we should keep Obamacare, and I called and voted my support for the ACA. Real political results come from writing, calling, and nagging our legislators. This took me under 2 minutes.

Call (202) 225-0600. When you hear the first prompt, press 2 to go to ObamaCare, and then press 1 to support ObamaCare. You don’t have to hear the entire introduction to vote.

You don’t have to speak directly to anyone, just call, and after the recorded message, press a number to indicate your support of ACA. Let’s flood the survey with support.

Stay on if you get dead air. It takes around 90 seconds to connect to survey. Once it picks up, follow the prompts. If your call isn’t answered at first or it goes directly to the recording of “mailbox is full,” wait 15 seconds and then try again. You will have to listen to a short message (<1 min) about the Speaker’s views on Obamacare before you vote.

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Christmas Costume Special Gacha
Duration: 12/13 (Tue) 16:00 ~ 12/26 (Mon) 15:59

Chance to get 5☆ “Awakening” enabled Sophie (Christmas), Mikleo (Christmas), and Velvet (Christmas) as well as 4☆ Kanonno (Christmas) from the special gacha!

(More on Awakening here)

Character artes and skills details under the cut.

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stand up for millions of sick and disabled people with one call- no human interaction required!

DO THIS. If you value disabled people, sick people, the lives of people like me, you’ll do this. It takes under a minute.
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Call to action, with a 5 min max time requirement. From a friend:

**Express support for Obamacare in only 90 seconds, no human interaction required**

Paul Ryan’s office is conducting a survey hoping to show a popular mandate to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ObamaCare). While the ACA is imperfect, millions of Americans who previously didn’t have health insurance have been able to get coverage. Repealing the ACA would take away subsidies for those who otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford health insurance and make health insurance unaffordable for those with pre-existing health conditions. Calling into Paul Ryan’s survey is easy and you don’t need to talk to anyone, you just punch in numbers on your phone.

Here’s how:
1. Call 202-225-3031. (I checked; this is his real DC office #)
2. Wait through 40-60 seconds of complete silence. Seriously.
3. You will be prompted by the survey.
4. Press 2 to participate.
5. Press 1 to register your support for ACA. (You don’t have to wait for the message to finish.)

Sneak Peak #1 for 2x04 is only a 90 second clip, and I have ALL THE FEELS ABOUT IT!!! 

  • Alec and Magnus openly together in the middle of the ops center
  • Alec telling Magnus that his presence was important in keeping him alive
  • Alec looking Magnus in the eye and saying thank you
  • Magnus asking about Jace, even though he’s uncomfortable about it
  • Alec’s pure soul is so sure that truth and justice will always prevail
  • Alec getting all twitchy and stuttering while trying to talk about dating
  • Magnus totally loving watching him flounder for words, but cutting in before it went from adorable to painful
  • Alec’s grin when Magnus talks about a first date
  • Magnus wanting to impress Alec by portalling to Marrakesh for dinner
  • That was totally Magnus giggling, and I will not be dissuaded from this opinion
  • Magnus being a dick to Raj
  • Alec grinning at Magnus being a dick to Raj
  • Alec making sure that Magnus is okay with postponing their date, like he actually would have left with Magnus during an emergency at the Institute if Magnus had asked him to
  • Magnus and Alec parting ways to be their own people, because these characters are more than just there for Malec

If I can have so many feelings about a minute and a half, this next episode is going to slay me.

(below: a gif of Malec in this sneak peak)

Originally posted by kittymania4u

Okay but does anyone realize that Otabek is probably the first person to acknowledge Yurio’s effort? Everyone else sees the genius with skating skills so far from his peers, but Otabek is the first one who see the Yurio who fights and most importantly HE’S THE FIRST ONE WITH WHOM YURIO SHARE HIS STRUGGLE DURING HIS MOVE TO ST. PETERSBURG (the boy was 10 years old for goodness sake). So yeah, I ship it because these two is another type of (ahem) friends who connect without many words needed. PLEASE DON’T F*CK THIS UP I HAD ENOUGH WITH JJ x YURIO BEFORE!!!

P/S: DID ANYONE NOTICE YURIO’S SMILE WHEN TALKING TO OTABEK? IT TOOK YUURI 9 EPISODES TO GET THAT AND OTABEK TOOK LIKE 90 SECONDS MY GOSH MY HEART I’M OUT *DROP MIC LIKE IT’S A F*CKING POTATO*