90's gay

Dreamworker Rewatch!

- “this is the first sorta gay episode” says the girlfriend AH YES I REMEMBER Probs the earliest gayish episode

-Gabrielle fighting that tree is me against life #LosingALosingBattle

-This is like the banter in the ‘breast dagger episode’

-Also, this is me in my relationship, “Yes I can, dammit! No you can’t, darling.”

-Lucy is fucking talllllll ; also I heard her accent in “LAST RESORT”

-”The moment you kill…everything changes” HEAVY HANDED FORESHADOWING . .

“This guys fucking teeth man” :GF

-The equally heavy handed feminism I will also accept :)

-Did Gabrielle just do a Xena yell? wtf

-Lowering the Xena theme music notes does not make me un-recognize it; also the creators didn’t care so i’ll shut-up

-The writers could have blown their load just then and have Gabrielle kill someone in the first season, but what a waste that would have been at the very start!

-These new zeland actors and saying “xener” instead of “xena” lol

-I DIDN’T REALIZE THIS STUPID DAHAK/HOPE STORYLINE WENT SO FAR BACK

- GF: “She is really funny in the early episodes.”  
ME: “Gabrielle?” 
*Silence*
“GABRIELLE?!” 
“No baby, Ephiny.” 
Me:  -_________________-

-My girlfriend is Xena. I am Gabrielle. Cue the aggressive eyeroll.

- Gabrielle doesn’t know what she was thinking “MAYBE IT WAS I’LL TRY TO HELP XENA.” Ungrateful bastard Xena is.

-I swear gab just said she was gonna pick up some ‘soft porn’

-lol at this guy being mystic-ist………..I mean mystic..

-“she is such a do-gooder. and a softie” says the GF

-Rene is such a fun actor. Lol at breast digger always being a fun gag.

-LOL at Xena being able to tell Gabrielle is pushing her tits up instantly

-Hmmmm. “it’s not like your breasts aren’t dangerous enough.” meaning she is captivated by Xena’s breasts and/or other people are also captivated???

-time to whoop some ass

- “GABRIELLE?!” said Xena forever.
GF’s fave transition; yelling gabrielle’s name to breaking heads over a lost gabrielle. If my very best friend disappeared in a fight i would not scream her name. I would search for her calmly.

-Damn, what an Actress to play a lesbian into eternity. Lucy is so fine.

-I also don’t know a lick about housework.

-Blood innocence? Like her period

-So many 90′s eyebrows.

- OF COURSE XENA IS THE ONE WHO COMES TO DEFEAT MORPHEUS butthole

-I wonder how long it’d take to get as fine as Lucy Lawless.

-”They took my girlfriend and I’m gonna get her back”

-Stop squishing my arms breh.

-”i’m the one.” The gayest of all time.

-Don’t worry, I’m a gentleman. FUCK YOU and the fact that you have to say that.

-”this dreamscape feels so low budget,” GF.

-These “victims” are boring

-Yawn Yawn let’s get to the xena saving gabrielle part.

-Gabrielle’s dress is so tragic; who knew cold shouldered dresses turned on Xena so much.

-It must be you, cause that was weird AF gab.

-Geebreielle. Nice one Lucy.

-Who doesn’t love these whooshes

-Xena’s internal struggle is too real. This is why she dies in the end >____>

-WAIT shouldn’t Good Xena killing Bad Xena mean she never has to die at the end?!!!!!!

-Xena came to fuck shit up in the name of all things gay

-”I’m impressed,” she says as she ignores her gay tendencies.

-Speaking of your girlfriend? She’s waiting for me.
SAME XENA. Me too.

-The surface of the water metaphor. I became a lesbian, with a stone under there.

-THE LOOK BACK AT THE CALM WATER UGH MY CRIES

a list of things that are gay
  • 90′s hiphop
  • I’m Yours by Jason Mraz
  • Raves
  • Christmas
  • Drawing and drawings
  • Toasties
  • Pools
  • Caesar 
  • God
  • Bikes
  • Hotel suites
  • Burgers
  • Being naked
  • Gym class
  • Biology class
  • Evolution
  • Stairwells
  • Nose nuzzles
  • Benches
  • Weed
  • Curtains
  • Outdated memes
  • Cardamom
  • ID’s
  • Beer
  • Moving in with each other
  • Romeo and Juliet
  • Baz Luhrmann
  • Movies (yes, all of them)
  • Job applications and posters
  • Sexting during school
  • Snapbacks
  • Hoodies
  • Lockers
  • Coffee shops
  • Parallel universes
  • Playstation
  • FIFA

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