Want to throw 9 handaxes in a single turn??? Do you want to be feared??? Here’s how.
Step 1: Pick the Fighter Class okay I know it sounds basic but trUST ME on this one Step 2: Screw those Background items!! Screw those Class items!! You don’t need ‘em!! You have dice! And according to PHB Chapter 5 page 143 table 1 “Starting Wealth by Class” *ahem* that’s 5d4 x 10 GP worth of starting equipment. So what do you buy with C: Axes. Hand. Axes. (Okay so assuming the maximum GP (200), get some Leather or Hide armor (10 GP) because… I mean you probably want that and then spend the rest on handaxes.) That’s 38 Handaxes “But Luna!” you might ask, astounded by the multitude of crude axes I have hanging around my belt, “How do you carry all of those!” (they weigh 2 pounds each and your carrying capacity is str score times 15 so like it’s almost impossible not to be able to) STEP 4: Throw??? Them??? Just throw them. Recover them after the battle. Also, since they have the Light property, you can use two-handed fighting to throw two per turn! “Okay what about that fighter thi–”Okay here’s the deal Take the two-weapon fighting style so those Bonus Action axes get that sweet, sweet STR mod. If you want, you can become a Champion, get a second fighting style, pick Archery, and now you have accurate handaxes.
Now the real money here is “how many handaxes can I throw per turn?” Keeping in mind the Fighter’s Extra Attacks and Action Surge (Note: An action surge gives an extra action, and Extra Attacks are each time you take the Attack action, so keep that in mind), I’ve made this neat little visual.
You are now a human(oid) machine gun of handaxes. … One last thing: Take the Sharpshooter perk. Gets rid of disadvantage at long range, meaning you can throw 9 axes from 60 feet away. Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. And at least 38 handaxes. Godspeed.
“I had a syringe put to my neck by a drug dealer in Dublin when I was about 16. I was buying hash in the wrong part of town — well, the right part of town for what I wanted, I suppose — and I hadn’t got my wits about me that day. I got jumped on, thrown into this f*cking rubbish chute with a big metal door, which immediately closed behind me and left just a crack of light coming through. And then a syringe was pressed to my throat, filled with what could have just been ketchup, but I wasn’t going to ask for the lab results. I’ll never forget that. That was very scary.” — Colin Farrell
How to Flirt with a Queen like Jon Snow -Finale Update
Step 1) Challenge her: Whatever you do, don’t bend the knee. Be defiant & irrational as hell!
Step 2) Casually drop BDSM subtext into conversation
Step 3) Be Mysterious : Just when your wingmam builds up your backstory, stop him as he is about to disclose the most intriguing information about you. A little something for her to think about when you’re not around.
Step 4) Casually throw in your man-pain into the mix during casual chit chat as you brood and sombrely stare in the distance. Sun setting over the sea in the backdrop helps the aesthetic.
Step 5) Take her to a pretty cave. Girls love dimly lit caves for first dates.
Step 6) Introduce her to your hobbies and interests, which in your case is white walkers and white walkers alone. Couples who nerd out together stay together.
Step 7) Establish non-sexual physical contact to make sure that you’re welcome in her personal space.
Step 8) Tell her you believe in her when she comes to you with a problem. She wants someone to listen, not to problem solve.
Step 9) The key to every single mother’s heart is, gain your future step childrens’ trust. Since her kids are literal fire breathing dragons who could kill you, it’s high risk, high reward. But if you succeed…Boom Overies!
Step 10) When your competition tries to steal your thunder to impress your girl, activate full alpha male irrational mode. It’s a bad plan but it’s worth it because you found out that she fears for your life more.
Step 11) Leave her with a fearless warrior’s goodbye, like the smooth talking bastard you are and hope that she misses you half as much as you did when you waited for her
at the cliff
daily hoping she would return safely from battle.
Step 12) Oh shit she flirted back. Shit…shit…shit…you weren’t prepared for this. Be cool, Jon! Quick, say something normal and Kingly.
Step 13) No situation is too dire to not check in and send a raven to bae, even when a hoard of ice zombies are chasing you. Especially, when a hoard of ice zombies is chasing you, because now that your jealous alpha male daze has passed, you can see that your plan sucks and only bae can save the day.
Step 14) Admire her badassery when she literally descends from the sky on a firebreathing dragon like the angel of death here to save you in your most hopeless moment. Congratulations! You now know how much she loves you. If you are the shortest person in the squad, shove them aside to check out bae.
Step 15) Don’t miss the opportunity to put your heroics on display. If you swing your sword like a total badass, maybe she’ll want to hold your other sword later.
Step 16) Even while dying of hypothermia flex your chest and abs when she’s looking. Gotta be hot and mysterious with those scars until your dying breath.
Step 17) Comfort her as she grieves, apologise for the plan that caused her great loss and most of all now that she’s all in, bend the fucking knee already.
Step 18) Come up with a cute an endearing nickname for her and casually slip it into conversation.
Step 19) Now that you know she has triggering memories of that nickname, settle for her greatest kink instead.
Step 20) Did she just hold your hand? Yes! It really is her greatest kink! Now that you are on on a winning streak like the smooth bastard you are and there’s solid hand holding action going on, don’t let go. Hold on tighter and look at her with those longing direwolf puppy eyes and beg her to stay. You might be at the brink of death but you’ve died before, no big deal, you can muster the strength to bone.
Step 21) Well how about that you horny idiot? You read all the signs wrong! Now is not the time, she’s grieving. Close your eyes to escape this awkward situation before you die of embarrassment and pretend to sleep. You’re doing great sweetie.
Step 22) Declare your loyalty to her at the least opportune time. It might seem ill advised, but you’re not here for politics, you’re here to look sexy in your furcoat & turn on your woman.
Step 23) Now that she’s completely onboard with your zombie killing interests, learn more about her heritage & culture. ‘Couples who nerd out together, stay together’ is a two way street. Gotta learn everything about Dragons & High Valarian quotes.
Step 24) You’ve been a defiant & unimpressed bad boy all this time but in her most hopeless moment, confess how amazing she is in your eyes.
Step 25) As someone who has come back to life even though the witch performing the ritual didn’t believe she could do it, you dont buy into magic birth control setup by low level witches. Slip your ability to impregnate her casually into conversation.
Step 26) Invite her on your boat, nothing sets the room like a romantic cruise.
Step 27) Come on Jon, you’ve fought zombies! Don’t be afraid to ride the dragon…knock on her door already & just barge in like the smooth & take charge bastard you are.
Step 28) Take a moment to really appreciate & let it sink in that you actually are balls deep in your Queen. You did it Jonny boy! You do know some things ;)
Warning/s: Insomnia and anxiety are mentioned, fluff.
AN: Another imagine/one shot from my wattpad, so apologies if you have already read it.
Plot: Y/N and Bucky were like each other’s sleep pill, helping each other get a decent night of sleep after suffering for years with insomnia and nightmares. Bucky told people he hated cuddling, but for most nights like tonight, that’s definitely not the case.
Stop with the pit bull propaganda. Literally any dog can end up being dog aggressive and it's not because of their breeds.
Now wait minute y’all. I’m going to defend Cat because if you’ve been following this blog long, and you’ve read our dog FAQs, you know our stance on APBTs.
We love them. Block heads are the best. And BECAUSE we love them, we accept their genetics.
There is an article I read that literally takes the words right out of my mouth, and I encourage you to read it. It is about how we are NOT saving these dogs because we are pushing them to be what they aren’t. “Lab/Shepherd mixes” and “Nanny Dogs,” and “it’s all how you raise them” are all damaging to the breed.
Ignoring how a dog might turn out, and putting them in a compromising situation, is how these dogs get a bad rap. As I have said time and time again, genetics do not guarantee behavior, BUT they should never be ignored!
Why would you say, “i would never get a beagle, they bay too much..” or “Pit Bulls aren’t aggressive, have you ever met a Chihuahua?!” or “I could never get a Border Collie, they’re too energetic.” OR “Corgis love to nip at children’s heels.” BUT not “Pit bulls don’t do well with other dogs.”
How come we ignore their traits, but heed the warnings of every other breed? Why don’t you suggest that 9-5 single business man to get an Australian Shepherd, but encourage a 3 dog household to adopt a pit? Like? Do you get what I am saying? I really hope you read this article: