9 year olds dude

yesterday at work i was showing this lil kid what pokemon cards we had in and i went to get him one of the lunala tins bc he said he liked lunala more than solgaleo so i said “oh yeah hes pretty cool isnt he” and this kid goes “actually its a genderless pokemon” like………..what a legend. 9 years old and already knows gender is bullshit, rock on little dude

People act like Steven being naive and childish about pink diamond is fine cause he’s a kid but like my dudes… He’s 14… I have 9 year old friends/family who understand the concept of ‘killing bad guys is a good thing’

hey my dudes so this is random but
my 9 year old lil bro just made a youtube channel for his games and stuff

hes wanted this for a rly rly long time and really looks up to the popular gamers like jacksepticeye and fgteev and is just so fuckin excited to be finally making videos like them

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyYyDKrhYvGjlHVOCZ3taGg

hes really young so his videos are super random but, it would mean a lot to him if he could get some subscribers so if you can could you please subscribe and spread around his channel ??
aaaaa tysm

Person: YOU ARE NOT A TRUE PRISON BREAK FAN IF YOU DID NOT WATCH THE SHOW WHILE IT AIRED

Me: Okay cool. I would’ve but my mom was smart enough not to let a 9 year old watch a show about a bunch of dudes in prison

Person: YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN OF SUPERNATURAL IF YOU DID NOT WATCH THE SHOW WHEN IT FIRST AIRED

Me: I understand… again I was 9

Person: YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN OF BONES IF-

Me: Again…9

Person: YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAND OF TWIN PEAKS IF-

Me: Okay where was I gonna watch it? In heaven?

this 30-year-old dude with a “9/11 was an inside job” shirt and a gun hanging at his side had his mother buy him magic cards from me…….

anonymous asked:

OMG WEBKINZ THOSE LITTLE EXPENSIVE SHITS

bithc let me tell u a story about these expensive little shits,..,, i went to the mall with my mom when i was like 9 years old and we went into divas n dudes because that was the store in our mall known for having the best selection of webkinz alright so we get in there and lo and behold there is a cheeky cat webkinz in their display case for $45 and im like mom…… holy shit…… because shit sold for like $200 on ebay and divas n dudes was presenting me with the opportunity of a lifetime right here and i would have been the most popular bitch in the 4th grade if i got my hands on this cheeky cat and what does my mother say???? this woman tells me that it was too expensive for a webkinz and didn’t buy it for me and basically ruined my entire 4th grade life and probably the economy as well because divas n dudes ended up closing like 2 months later

anonymous asked:

my 9-year-old sister asks if ruby is a dude all the time, and I have to go on a rant about how trash the gender binary system is and how it doesn't apply to gems and she just sorta blinks at me and continues watching the show

Yeah sometimes with kids its better to just be very simple and to the point like if they ask ‘is Ruby a boy?’ you can just say ‘no they’re not.’  that way, to a child, they would understand that ‘he’ isn’t the right pronoun and usually adjust accordingly. As they grow up, they will come to understand more and more if as you show them