Does anyone else really admire Crowley?

  • He does his research
  • He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
  • He has worked his way up in Hell
  • He’s smart
  • He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
  • He’s witty
  • He loved his dog
  • He is multi-lingual
  • He’s a hands-on king
  • His job carries lots of responsibility
  • He’s always one step ahead
  • He gets shit done
  • He’s a sassy motherfucker
  • He can make muffins

When I grow up, I want to be just like the King of Hell.