8k m

Marvel: we can’t make one of our film or show leads Asian. That would be…. against the original source material. That’s also why we can’t make them LGBTQ+.

Power Rangers (2017): hey what’s up. 4/5 of our leads are POC. One is autistic and one is confirmed LGBTQ+. We have the first Asian superhero in a big-budget film, the first autistic superhero in a big/budget film, and the first LGBTQ+ superhero in a big-budget film. None of this was really in the original source material, but representation matters and we specifically casted them with the intention of making a diverse film.

  • [exo chatroom]
  • bbh: so
  • bbh: im thinking about showing my abs
  • pcy: no
  • bbh: what do you think?
  • bbh: and chanyeol let me finish
  • pcy: the answer is no
  • kji: i’ll join u hyung
  • kjd: how bout your ass
  • bbh: jongdae!!
  • kjd: ass! ass! ass! ass!
  • pcy: you aren’t showing anything so put your phone down and let’s sleep
  • bbh: okay daddy ;)
  • kjm: baekhyun language
  • kjm: jeez these kids
the second hand unwinds

A “what if the radio worked” post s4 fic, ~8k and rated M.  Let’s just pretending that whole “mystery ship” thing never happened.

2,199

He made it two hours.  

The oxygen came on and Bellamy didn’t have time to grieve because they have to run diagnostics on what remained of the Ark and then there were rations to unload and systems to reboot, and finally, compartments to pick.

There’s twelve rooms and seven people.  Seven, where there should be eight.  Monty and Harper took one room and Murphy and Emori took another.  Echo picked a room next to Murphy and Emori, and Raven grabbed the one closest to Earth Monitoring Station, which left three for Bellamy to choose from.  

He closed the door and everything inside of him shattered.  Did Clarke hate him in her last moments, dying alone out there?  Did she understand?  Part of him thought she might, but— together.  That was their deal.  There was no deal for one of them surviving while the other burned up from the inside out.  He could already feel the hole inside of him that was shaped like her; like Gina, but worse.  Bellamy picked up a metal chair.  His compartment up here on Factory station had just two of them— two, for three people.  Now there was one chair, and one of him.  He hefted it in his hand, testing its weight, and threw it at the wall.  It bounced, one leg a little bent now, and he hauled off and punched the wall as hard as he could.  His teeth rattled with the impact but it wasn’t enough, so he pounded and pounded, his knuckles searing with each punch.  A scream erupted from somewhere deep inside of him and then he was crying, sinking to the floor and wondering how he could go on like this.

Raven found him like that three hours later.  Her eyes were swollen and red and he didn’t even try to hide his face from her.  One look at her and it was clear— she knew.  Had known for a while, probably.

He wondered if Clarke knew.

He wondered if that mattered.

Read the rest on ao3.

FanFic Recommendations

Alright, so since I read a ton of FanFics for different fandoms,and was asked by some people for recommendations lately, I figured I’d make a list of some of my favorites to recommend.  I’m including different fandoms, and both MultiChapter and One Shots, completed and ongoing in one post because I’m lazy.  

Assassination Classroom: 

My Better Half by CarnalCoast - Karma x Nagisa, MultiChapter, Completed, 49k words. It’s amazing and the story is very beautiful.  

 Assassination Boardroom by Sleepy-Emo - Karma x Nagisa, MultiChapter, Complete 26k Words. Rated M.  Assassin Nagisa, Target Karma. 

Provoke by ShiroNekoIsMe - Karma x Nagisa, MultiChapter, Completed 19k Words.  Rated M. Based off a Doujinshi

The Night after by Akiko Natsuko - Karma x Nagisa, One Shot 5k Words. Rated T. Takes place after the Island Vacation Arc.  

Karma’s Lesson by EtherealNinja - One Shot, 1k Words. Rated M. Koro-Sensei teaches Karma a lesson.  Tentacle fetish. 

The Assassin With the Heart of Gold by MelissaMcEagle - Karma x Nagisa, MultiChapter On Going, Rated Teen.  Professional Assassin Nagisa. 

Kuroko no Basket:

Akashi is a busy man by Siana - Kuroko x Akashi, Kuroko x GoM.  MultiChapter, Complete 39k, Rated M. Fantastically Written Smut.  

The Cyan Kitten by ptw30 - Aomine x Kuroko. MultiChapter, Completed, 50k Words, Free Crossover. AU.  Cop Aomine, Prostitute Kuroko.  The Angst is real with this story.  

Kuroko no Harem: Goodwill Camp Edition by Teasal - Kuroko x Akashi, Kuroko x GoM.  One Shot.  8k Words, Rated M.  Very entertaining story with everyone being “Kurokosexual.”  

Memento Mori by FlyAndDontLookBack - Two Shot. 15k Words. Rated T.  Musician AU.  The Angst is Real.  Beautifully Written.  

Simple Decisions by Nifawiwa - Akashi x Kuroko, Karma x Nagisa.  MultiChapter OnGoing, Rated T. Assassination Classroom Crossover.  Best Crossover I have ever read without a doubt.  

The Secrets they Know by Kryliadarr - Kuroko x GoM. MultiChapter, OnGoing, Rated M.  Really Well Written.  One Big Relationship!  Angst.

Heaven Can’t Help Us Now by YouarethereasonIwrite - Kise x Aomine, Akashi x Kuroko.  MultiChapter, Ongoing, Rated T.  Absolutely Hilarious.  Regular High School AU.  Nerdy Kise and Nerdy Akashi, Punk Kuroko.  

Ouran High School Host Club:

Which One is Daddy Game? by Psyche Eros - Hikaru x Haruhi, Haruhi x Kaoru, Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru.  MultiChapter, Completed, 59k Rated T.  Haruhi’s Pregnant, but who is the father?  Really angsty, and really sweet.

Baby Brother by Machi-Pan - Hikaru x Kaoru, Hikaru x Haruhi.  MultiChapter, Completed  99k Words. Rated T. Very Angsty. 

Secret Adventures of Haruhi Fujioka by BD-Z - Haruhi x Twins, Haruhi x Hosts, MultiChapter, Completed, 157k Words. Rated M.  AU Escort Haruhi. Plot with Smut.   

Life After Boston by Mcangel1976 - Haruhi x Kyoya, Haruhi x Mori.  MultiChapter, Completed 71k Words. Rated T.

The Merit of Falling in Love by Kudos4U - Haruhi x Kyoya. MultiChapter, Completed, 71k Words, Rated M.  

Yet to be Tilted by Safaia Bara - Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru. One Shot. 4k Words. Rated T.  Fluff

Back in Our World by Alimackatjac- Hikaru x Kaoru, Hikaru x Haruhi x Kaoru.  MultiChapter.  OnGoing.  Rated M.  Very Dark, So Much Angst. Fantastically Written.  

Sailor Moon: 

To Love You More by SailorChibi - Seiya x Usagi, Minako x Yaten.  MultiChapter, Completed, 223k Words, Rated T.  Excellent Story. 

Unfurl My Angel Wings by SailorChibi - Seiya x Usagi.  MultiChapter, Completed, 127k Words, Rated T.  Post Stars Arc. Angst.  

Dirty Little Secret by Kaelien - Seiya x Usagi. MultiChapter, OnGoing. Rated M. Very Well Written.  

Shingeki no Kyojin 

Sugar on Top by Lunatrancy - Levi x Eren.  MultiChapter. Completed,  122k Words.  Rated M. SugarDaddy AU.  Fantastic.  

Shattered Facade by Kylar04 - Levi x Eren.  MultiChapter. Completed. 44k Rated M.  AU. Cop Levi.  Very Dark, So Much Angst.  Utterly Brilliant.  

Steered Straight by Kylar04 - Levi x Eren. MultiChapter. Completed. 128k Rated M.  Military AU.  

Rebellious Nobodies by PrincessSmuttButt - Levi x Eren.  MultiChapter Completed. 122k Words. Rated M.  College AU.  Angst.  So Much Angst.  MUST READ IT’S FUCKING AMAZING. 

 Sixty Degrees by JayAckerman - Levi x Eren.  MultiChapter.  Completed. 122k Words.  Rated M. University AU.

Why the Fuck Not? by @that-bloody-brit - Levi x Eren. MultiChapter. OnGoing. Rated M. High School AU. SO MUCH FLUFF!! Fantastic.  

Lost Cause by Mistyhollowdrummer - Levi x Eren. MulitChapter OnGoing. Rated M.  Cop Levi and Prostitute Eren AU.  Very angsty.  

Love Don’t Cost A Thing by xRainDancerx - Levi x Eren. MultiChapter, Ongoing. Rated M.  AU Levi Prostitute. 

Kuroshitsuji:

Of Gods and Monsters by St. Ciel - Sebastian x Ciel. MultiChapter. OnGoing. Rated M. Modern AU. 

Victoria aut Mors by MorbidlyCurious - Sebastian x Ciel.  MultiChapter.  On Going. Rated M. High School AU 

A Demon’s Pursuit by Smilingcresent - Sebastian x Ciel.  MultiChapter On Going. Rated T. Modern AU.  

BodyGuard by RabidBunny - Sebastian x Ciel. MultiChapter. OnGoing. Rated M. Modern AU.  Fantastic.  

Literally Anything @rabid-bunny writes.  She is amazing, and writes some fantastically smutty Sebastian x Ciel One Shots and MultiChapter pieces.  Most of her work is Rated M and is smut.  

There are a ton of others I could have included, but this is a good list to start off with.  

EDIT IN PROCESS


As promised, here is my list of ereri ficrecs THIS LIST IS FUCKING HUGE BTW (50+ fics). So, feel free to blacklist ‘sarah’s ficrec’ in order to keep this from clogging your dash. I think I have them organized pretty well, but I really don’t have a good understanding of the word, so yeah. Also, I feel like I should mention this: if your fic appears on this list, and I haven’t left kudos IM SORRY I AM TERRIBLE ABOUT FORGETTING TO LEAVE THEM. And, all works posted only come from Archive of Our Own. So, anything posted exclusively to Tumblr, FanFiction, etc. is not going to be on this list. Also, if any of the multi-chapter fics are rated ‘E’: IT PROBABLY HAS SOME FRICK FRACK. So, please be wary of tags. All the fics are posted in alphabetical order.

TIME TO REC SOME MOTHERFUCKING FANFICS


AU MULTI-CHAPTER (incomplete) -

Around Your Neck by morphemes 

WC: 90k+ | MATURE  - DROPPED

In the depths of the city of Trost, there lies a dangerous and violent rivalry between Sina Academy and Maria Grammar School. The debacle unfolds when Eren Jaeger takes one step too far in his hatred toward the Sina elite, when defending his best friend. With his education on the line, he’s signed up to help develop the annual festival hosted by his school for the town – a perfect opportunity to upstage Sina Academy in a form of revenge. Events lead to first encounters and Eren meets Levi, the mysterious lead singer of a local rock band, and his friends. The tension unravels as Eren tries his hardest to make his school the best it can be and attempt to keep his lacking love life in check, all whilst trying to grow up with those surrounding him. 

Domestic Relations by Shangalangalang 

WC: 37k+ | MATURE

It was only supposed to be for a little while, just until Eren got his degree in psychology and Rivaille paid back his debts to Grisha. But what was only supposed to be for a while turned into an unlikely roommate romance between a college psychology major and a hardass, sleep-deprived doctor, and it all goes downhill from there.

Everytime I Poop, I Think of You by suckaknob 

WC: 11k+ | MATURE

Eren and Levi spend the night drinking and getting into a lot of trouble. They wake up to a lot of surprises. 

Ice Cream in Winter by kazuma85 

WC: 25k+ | MATURE

Eren is a University freshman forced by his sister and his girlfriend to take dancing lessons with them. 

In the dance school, he meets his short and slightly quirky instructor with whom he already had a short and nearly disastrous encounter.

If the Seas Catch Fire by RobinRedR

WC: 46k+ | MATURE

Eren doesn’t really like gay people. Well, and that’s putting it lightly. Somehow, Armin convinces – read ‘blackmails’ – him into joining Trost High’s Gay-Straight Alliance in the hopes of altering his chauvinistic attitude. Now enter Levi, who is pretty damn smart and badass and different, and who begins cropping up everywhere like a weed in the neat flowerbed of Eren’s life. He is also, unfortunately for Eren, very very gay.

Otherwise known as the high school!AU in which pretty much no one is straight, Hanji runs the experiment of their lifetime, and maybe there is more backstory to Eren’s bigotry than first meets the eye.

Keep Your Head Up by MildlyMoonstruck 

WC: 102k+ | MATURE

It’s not that he doesn’t want to be at auditions, Levi acknowledges—if there’s anything that’s true about him, it’s that he will never do something unless he really wants to, on some level. ‘That’s the only stupid reason I said yes to this,’ he grouses, scowling. ‘Never should have watched Dr. Horrible with Erwin and Hanji that one time. Note to self: don’t let anyone know you like things. Liking things is stupid and gives people a way to exploit you because they know you want to do Dr. Horrible like nobody’s fucking business, and they were counting on that. Ugh. I hate them. I hate people.’

Enter a certain bright-eyed freshman who can’t seem to keep his mouth shut.

Keeping Time by WolfNotFawn 

WC: 25+ | EXPLICIT

Eren was a bright-eyed dreamer with hopes of making it as a singer, oh, and a hopeless crush on the man who was supposed to help him become one.

Lists by Trick_Fantasy 

WC: 68k+ | EXPLICIT

The story of Levi (“Why bother trying to make friends when you can learn to control people instead?”) and Eren (“Because you can control people better when they think that they’re your friends. They don’t even know they’re being manipulated.”) coping with social interaction at college in their own different ways.

Never Back Down by warschach 

WC: 78k+ | EXPLICIT

Eren is a stubborn omega that refuses to submit to any Alpha’s will. No one can make him surrender and therefore he has prided himself on his ability to resist the most imposing Alphas out there. Enter Levi, an beautiful Alpha that makes Eren’s inside wet (literally) and never backs down from a challenge. He set on making Eren his Omega but Eren doesn’t play nice. Now if only that nagging voice inside of him begging for submission would just shut up, Eren will be just fine resisting the beautiful raven. 

Organic Chemistry by pachysandra {WC: 26k+ | RATING: T}

Paint It Red by mc_jaeger (also eruren) {WC: 16k+ | RATING: T}

Romance Is Only a Click Away by Matcha (also eruren, erejean) {WC: 21k+ | RATING: E}

Room 23 by ghosts_desu {WC: 63k+ | RATING: M}

Sang D'Encre by minorthirds {WC: 88k+ | RATING: M}

Sometimes Things Turn Out for the Best by Resmiranda {WC: 132k+ | RATING: M}

Traffic Jams and Holding Hands by Thequietgamer {WC: 17k+ | RATING: M}

Turning Point by LiquidLithium {WC: 5k+ | RATING: M}

Undercover by bexara {WC: 7k+ | RATING: M}

Wanderlust by Sabrinanikkol {100k+ | RATING: E}


AU MULTI-CHAPTER (complete) -

3 A.M. by loveatfirstsight

WC: 101k+ | EXPLICIT

The story is about Levi: A neurotic man who suffers from depression, is successful at writing but unsuccessful at everything else. Setting: Breakfast (never in the morning) at his favorite diner, a record store that hasn’t dusted its ceiling fan since the 1970’s, a hole in the wall cafe to drink black tea and judge the terrible tongue tied poets on the shoddy ill-lit stage, a park with swings that are always annoyingly wet, and his immaculate apartment in the city. Levi is riddled with quirky traditions and struggles with anxiety, still battling childhood memories he can never completely forget. Then enter Eren Jaeger, the too loud and too passionate guitar player that takes the stage one night that just won’t stop staring at Levi. Eren is full of hope and promise and everything Levi needs, but Levi can’t have what’s good for him. Right?

34,000 Feet Above the Ground by kaorusquee {WC: 8k+ | RATING: M}

The 6th Ward by coldmakerel {WC: 93k+ | RATING: M}

Art of War by catsonfire 

WC: 52k+ | EXPLICIT

Noisy neighbors, nursling dinosaurs, satanic box cutters, shitty convenience store management, the word ‘fuck’, hereditary (but not really) homosexuality, beer and ramen, pennies, truckstops, strippers, closets, semi-public defacing, rings, house parties, “recreational” drug use, accidental rendezvous, toxic stew (don’t eat the stew), nice abs, housewives–batteries not included, over-educational movie sessions, copious domesticity, kittens named after landlords, a shit joke at participating locations, and many, many happy endings.

A modern AU in which Eren moves into the apartment directly above Levi’s.

Charnelle by madchilla {WC: 24k+ | RATING: E}

Club Tryst by ScarlettSiren {WC: 36k+ | RATING: E}

Dental Care by elliewritesthings {WC: 14k+ | RATING: T}

ED May Stand for Emotional Dysregulation… But It Doesn’t Have To by SolSermisiere {WC: 18k+ | RATING: E}

Epilogues Are Better Than Prologues by ninanna {WC: 37k+ | RATING: T}

A Forged Wedding by mistyhollowdrummer {180k+ | RATING: M}

Haute Couture Love by SailorHeichou (also eruren) 

WC: 163k+ | RATING: MATURE

Eren Jaeger is sharp, determined and hard working but doesn’t consider himself beautiful or good looking in the least. When he lands his dream job, working at Survey Corp Publications as the Executive Assistant to a high-end Fashion magazine’s Editor-in-Chief, his life is turned Topsy-Turvy. All he wants to do is work hard to become an Editor, but his boss Levi seems keen on making his life a living hell.

Levi is a notorious playboy who gets what he wants both in and out of the bedroom. As Editer-in-Chief of New York’s best selling high-end Fashion Magazine, Levi is forced to work with an overly determined, hot-headed brat with a rat’s nest for hair and the most incredible eyes he’s ever seen and it’s all because of Erwin Smith.

Holding Hands in the Rain by twisting_vine_x 

WC: 106k+ | EXPLICIT

Basically the one with thousands of words of Eren and Levi crushing like crazy on each other, and being absolutely freaking ridiculous together, and slowly falling in love against the backdrop of modern-day Vancouver.

- - -

Levi only realizes how much he’s not paying attention to anything around him when there are shoes beside the puddle he’s drawing. Looks up to find Eren standing right there in the rain, the hood on his jacket pulled back, and his hair plastered down against his head. He’s just standing there, and – he’s watching Levi with an expression that looks so fond it actually hurts; and Levi’s just managed to get his breath back and open his mouth when Eren moves closer, and Levi loses his air all over again.

It Was Monday by Nelly_Belly 

WC: 14k+ | EXPLICIT

Levi is an art student, Eren is the new model.

Junkyard Dogs by acidtowns 

WC: 70k+ | EXPLICIT

Autocracy — a system where one leader has absolute power — is the only government that exists in prison. Levi is the current ‘Top Dog,’ and for years, no one has had the mind to challenge his position — at least, no one until now. Enter: Eren Jaeger, a new inmate with indefinite mentalities and obscure motives. With the power to shake Levi’s throne, Eren becomes the one exception of everything.

Knockout by Raylou 

WC: 113k+ | MATURE

Eren joins the Keith Shadis Self Defense Academy as part of a deal with Armin. For the rest of the summer he has one-on-one sessions with the district’s best martial artist and captain of the Academy’s elite tournament competitors, Levi. Levi is known for scaring off students with his brutal teaching methods, but in order to become an instructor, he needs to prove that he can hold a student in private lessons. Levi doesn’t want to soften himself in order to get promoted, and Eren doesn’t want to become another cowardly student. Eren plans to become Levi’s first official student. The fat crush he develops on Levi is unplanned, but not entirely unwelcome.

Louder Than Words by TheArtofWar 

WC: 142k+ | EXPLICIT

My boyfriend, Eren Jaeger, disappeared ten days before his seventeenth birthday.

Six months later, he was found again, completely intact save for his mental and emotional scars. Oh, and the fact that he would never be able to speak again.

And so, we all started to rebuild from the debris that had been left in the destruction of our lives.

Love’s a Menace by seaofteeth 

WC: 17k+ | EXPLICIT

“Your favorite customer is here!” Hanji continued and damn them, Levi could practically hear their shit-eating grin. That could only mean one thing.

My Old Friend by mongoose_bite

WC: 12k+ | EXPLICIT

When Levi was a teenager, the unrequited love of his life was Eren, his best friend’s father. Fifteen years later, Levi finds himself back in Whitecrest Cove to sell his late uncle’s house.

Night Drive by shotgunsinlace 

WC: 50k+ | EXPLICIT

Working as a desk clerk for Sina Enterprises isn’t the most grandiose job out there, but it sure beats every other option Eren had jotted down since graduation. Troubled past behind him, Eren strives to make a name for himself by not fucking up the only good thing he has going for him. But when a certain foul-mouthed and dapper executive waltzes through the lobby doors, Eren is more than willing to set aside his “no fraternizing with the higher-ups” rule. However, the engagement ring on Levi’s finger proves to be a deal breaker. It was supposed to be a one night stand, one night to get each other out of their systems, but the two of them bit off more than they could chew.

No Such Thing As Fate by mysecretfanmoments

WC: 52k+ | EXPLICIT

“You forgot,” he said, with a tone of sudden clarity. “Ah. So that’s why you called me captain.”

Reincarnation AU in which Eren and Levi never established a relationship in that other life.

Not All Lips Go Blue by claralikesfood

WC: 35k+ | MATURE

Eren never expected to be here. Never, in his life, he had thought of a situation that would lead him into this. Sure he had had some strange experiences. For example, that one time he ended up wandering in a girl’s underwear shop for almost two hours, before noticing where he was (he even had chosen a pair of panties). This, however, was another level.

The Red Long Johns, Or “Be Sure to Dress in Layers” by shulkie 

WC: 32k+ | MATURE

It’s the week of the yearly Trust Initiative Teen Action Network (T.I.T.A.N.) retreat but this year Levi is left out in the cold when Hanji breaks her leg. To make things worse, Principal Smith gets a replacement chaperone—the new, very green English teacher Eren Jaeger. Levi and Eren butt heads over every little thing from professional to personal. Despite all of this, Levi finds himself distracted by the red long johns the fashion-challenged Eren wears under all of his winter gear and just how to get into them…

Serendipity by seaofteeth {WC: 10k+ | RATING: E}

A Tenuous Third Space by artenon {WC: 13k+ | RATING: T}

Thursday by yaoimage {WC: 38k+ | RATING: T}

Time’s Up by dippthy {WC: 14k+ | RATING: NR}

An Unforgettable Face by ryuusea – WC: 16k+ | EXPLICIT

“Have we met before? I recognize your face…” Levi’s brows furrow, scouring his memory as to why he knows this guy’s face from somewhere.

“Ah, you’ve probably seen one of my videos!”

“Hmm. YouTube?”

“No. Porn.”

Woke Up Dead by PresquePommes {WC: 50k+ | RATING: E}

Yesterday, I Loved You by acidtowns {WC: 14k+ | RATING: G}


CANON VERSE MULTI-CHAPTER (incomplete) -

I Trust You by twisting_vine_x 

WC: 6k+ | EXPLICIT

Later that night, he ends up lying in bed with Levi, the air cool on his skin.

Eren’s already out of his shirt, down to nothing but his pants; but Levi’s in no hurry, it seems. Still has all his clothes on, and is propped up on one elbow, trailing his fingers along Eren’s chest and stomach as Eren lies there on his back and tries his best to not squirm all over, his pants tented obscenely and his fingers twisted in the sheets. He’s flushed pretty much all the way down his neck and chest, at this point. Grits his teeth and tries to think over how hard his heart is beating.

Shit, it’s hard to think when Levi’s looking at him like that.

Inappropriate by the_original_n_chan

WC: 24k+ | EXPLICIT

Eren is trying desperately to figure out what he wants. Levi knows all too well what he wants, and that he probably shouldn’t pursue it. (Make that definitely.) But temptation is a bitch, Levi is far from a saint, and Eren is way too hard to resist.

Mikasa, I’m with Child by NeigeAuSoeil {WC: 99k+ | RATING: E}

This Cruel Yet Beautiful World by fandomesque {WC: 11k+ | RATING: E}


CANON VERSE MULTI-CHAPTER (complete) -

Beyond the Walls by Light_Within_Darkness {WC: 72k+ | RATING: E}

Blackbird by the_ugly_fic_ling

WC: 9k+ | GENERAL

The war is over. Humanity is free…

…except for Levi, whose medical complications lead to an amputation that leaves him feeling trapped, broken, and alone.

And he might have stayed there too, if it hadn’t been for a certain green-eyed soldier who was too stubborn for his own good.

Courting Troubles by Bird_of_Dreams {WC: 10k+ | RATING: T}

Don’t Let Go by twisting_vine_x 

WC: -5k | TEEN

That night, he wakes up – he’s not even sure when he managed to fall asleep – with Eren’s mouth a phantom press against his own, and his hands tangled into the sheets instead of Eren’s hair.

Lies there and pants, his heart slamming in his chest, and then wipes an arm across his eyes, and rolls out of bed. His knees aren’t quite steady and his face is flushed; and he slides on his slippers and wraps his housecoat tight around himself, and then crosses the room to splash some water on his face.

Ends up leaning over the basin with his hands holding tight to the table, doing his best to not look in the mirror, because he really doesn’t like what he sees there.

This is horrible.

Let Me Help by twisting_vine_x {WC: 12k+ | RATING: E}

The Misanthrope by kazuma85 {WC: 25k+ | RATING: E}

A Sound like Breaking Glass by mongoose_bite {WC: 53k+ | RATING: E}

These Weren’t Memories by mongoose_bite {WC: 24k+ | RATING: E}

Trompe-l'oeil by appleapple 

WC: 11k+ | MATURE

He has never minded the bitterness at the bottom of the cup.

Warm Water by KeroseneShowers {WC: 35k+ | RATING: E} 


AU ONESHOTS -

Checkout by carpebagel {WC: -5k | RATING: T}

Cuddling Under the Stars by Bluefxy {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

Embers by residualechoes {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Five Years by ichogoangel {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

A Nest of Pillows by ErenShorts {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Nocturnal Baby Dinosaur by Essence {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Professionalism by Mysecretfanmoments {WC: 5k+ | RATING: T}

The Question Game by suckaknob {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

Titan Onesie by AuroraLovene {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Tu et Moi by YourShadow {WC: -5k | RATING: T}

Unprofessional by S_N_Sterling {WC: -5k | RATING: T}

You’re Kidding? by Zzxya {WC: 7k+ | RATING: M}

Wings Like Cobwebs by seaofteeth

WC: -5k | TEEN

Eren is an incubus. Levi is asexual. They fall in love anyway.


CANON VERSE ONESHOTS -

Green-Eyed Monster by lunardistance {WC: -5k | RATING: T}

Holiday by appleapple {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

In Which Eren Regrets Trying to Socialize by Aurorealis {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Incomprehensible by DoomedTemperament (slightly nsfw) {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

Lay with Me, Stay with Me by zhedang

WC: 4k+ | TEEN

Levi had been sleeping with Eren for over a year. Just that: sleeping.

Laundry Duty by idioticintentions {WC: -5k | RATING: T}

On the Rooftop by JaegerBombs {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Playing Favorites by Ketita 

WC: 6k+ | TEEN

In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not.

(For the record, Eren hadn’t expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

Rules of Breeding by milleandra (slightly nsfw) {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

Taking Flight by ilydaa {WC: -5k | RATING: G}

Ten Kisses by kittenprince (slightly nsfw) {WC: 8k+ | RATING: M}

Until the End of the World by noero  (slightly nsfw) {WC: -5k | RATING: M}

Want by artenon

WC: -5k | MATURE

Eren sits on the edge of the bed. Levi waits for him to lie down next to him so they can sleep, but Eren just continues to stare at the floor. He looks like he’s working up the nerve to say something, so Levi waits patiently, and sure enough, Eren turns to him a minute later and opens his mouth.

“Have you ever thought about sex?”


SMUT ONESHOTS 
WELL-WRITTEN SMUT ONESHOTS -

Always Taking Care of Me by twisting_vine_x 

WC: -5k | CANON

Levi should have never taught Eren how to fuck.

Ambrosia by Missmurder {WC: 6k+ | AU}

As Gentlemen by XoxStrifexoX {WC: 7k+ | AU}

Barley Legal by CuddleFuddle {WC: -5k | CANON}

Black Gloves by ryuusea 

WC 5k+ | AU

Levi gets no warning, just a jerk of Eren’s head and a glimmer of pearly whites before he feels teeth sink into the index finger and thumb of his gloved hand.

Blue Silence by loveatfirstsight {WC: 6k+ | AU}

Body Choreography by kirakiracats {WC: 6k+ | AU}

Call the Shots, Babe by MildlyMoonstruck {WC: -5k | AU}

Christening the Kitchen by JaegerBombs {WC: -5k | AU}

A Commander By Any Other Name by shotgunsinlace 

WC: 5k+ | CANON

Rising in the chain of command normally isn’t something worth celebrating, but after a division-wide toast that triggers a foreign sense of merriment in him, Levi isn’t above getting his hands a little dirty. Lucky for him, Eren’s been waiting for this night for the last six years.

Come Closer by noero 

WC: 6k+ | CANON

Completing the Hunt by murakamism  

WC: -5k | CANON

Levi marks him, over and over and then over the same spots, wishing that they would stay past morning. He’s mine, Levi thinks, and growls at the thought of others not knowing.

Countdown by Opulence {WC: 16k+ | AU}

Do, Pretty Boy, Don’t Think by erenjaegrr {WC: -5k | CANON}

Don’t Worry, I’m Weak to You by myoue {WC: 6k+ | AU}

An Exercise in Self-Restraint by kirakiracats 

WC: 10k+ | AU

Levi moves away from the only town he’s ever known, off to university and away from his two friends, Isabel and Farlan. Having roommates is a new experience, one that he thinks will be totally unpleasant, but when the last person to turn up is a gorgeous male omega, his perspective changes.

Unfortunately for him, it’s bad practice to fuck your flatmate. Levi has a tough year ahead.

Fragile by noero {WC: 8k+ | CANON}

Good Enough to Eat by kirakiracats 

WC: -5k | AU

Eren has a new kink that he wants to try, and if Levi had actually been paying attention and not been so sarcastic when they were discussing it then he probably would’ve seen this coming a lot sooner.

Good Little Corporal by erenjaegrrr 

WC: -5k | CANON

Levi wants Eren to fuck him, hard. Eren accepts the challenge.

Hang-Ups by freshia {WC: -5k | AU}

How We Love by Pinkfxy {WC: -5k | AU}

I Don’t Mind Dying if It’s You by PorcelainBlue {WC: -5k | CANON}

If We Should Happen by Resmiranda {6k+ | CANON}

Interesting (Falling Deeper In Love) by TheSketch {WC: -5k | AU}

Interruptions by FoxofNineTails {WC: -5k | CANON}

Juicy Couture by shotgunsinlace {WC: 5k+ | AU}

Kissed by Fire by gayofthrones 

WC: -5k | AU

A Saturday afternoon between the sheets.

Knot a Word by shotgunsinlace 

WC: -5k | CANON

Hanji had warned him that, sooner or later, some biological quirk would be bound to show up in titan shifters. Of all the possibilities, Levi had never expected for this to actually be it.

Last Customer by mongoose_bite {WC: 5k+ | CANON} 

Late Bloomer by shotgunsinlace {WC: 5k+ | CANON}

Making a Mess by ryuusea {WC: -5k | CANON}

Morning Snack by ackermvn {WC: -5k | AU}

Nape by ryuusea 

WC: -5k | CANON

Levi wonders if it is ironic or just pure coincidence that Eren’s weakest spot is the back of his neck. He licks one, two stripes across that exposed nape, then another up, then down, reveling in how this always turns Eren into a keening mess in his arms.

No Rest for the Wicked by Azshalade 

WC: 8k+ | CANON

Levi just wants a good night’s sleep but you can’t always get what you want.

Open Book by morphemes 

WC: 8k+ | CANON

Eren has always thought Levi couldn’t express any sort of emotion, let alone show it, but, after Levi ignores him for three whole days and Eren demands an explanation, he’s led into a whole variety of emotions regarding his corporal.

Ousama Game by shiroyasha {WC: 8+ | CANON}

Power Struggle by erenjaegrrr {WC: -5k | CANON}

Quarter to Five by gayofthrones

WC: -5k | AU

I can barely breathe when you’re here loving me.

Salt on Your Skin by kirakiracats 

WC: 11k | AU

When people ask Levi about how his summer holiday went, he’ll say ordinary things about the weather, the food, and the hotel. But actually, the first thing that comes to his mind, and the one story he’ll never tell, is how Eren had been a horny little shit at the beach.

And Levi had gone along with it.

Surprises by mitsukoooo {WC: -5k | AU}

There’s a First Time for Everything by kiokushitaka {WC: -5k | CANON}

Until the Mountains Crumble to the Sea by ohheichoumyheichou {WC: -5k | CANON}

Yellow Wall by Trick_Fantasy {WC: 9k+ | AU}

Please note that the length of some of the multichapter fics is obviously going to change (same thing goes for the ratings). So, please don’t hold me to these word counts. Also, more fics may be added, because I am positive I have forgotten some. I sincerely hope this sates all of your ereri fanfic needs, because this took forFUCKINGever. And, what are art skillz bc look at my shit drawing omfg ahahhahahahahah.

Enjoy ~

Private Show

Jasmine x Anthony x reader (SMUT)

Words: 1.8k+

Prompt: none, I’m just a slut for Janthony lmao

Shoutout to @linmanuclmiranda for proofreading this, giving it a title, and showering me with compliments I don’t deserve (: (check out her fics!!!!!)

[MASTERLIST]

Warnings: smut (duh), alcohol, threesome, reader is biologically female, food mention

“I’m just saying…it was weird as hell but it was the best sex I’ve ever had.” Daveed leaned back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest. It was a two-show day, and someone had gone out and bought a few too many cases of beer, of which you and some of the other cast members had drank a few too many of after the first show.

“Ok…” Pippa trailed off, glancing at Renée, who chugged down some more of her beer. “Who’s next?” You and some of the other cast members were playing “Never Have I Ever,” with lots of alcohol and graphical descriptions of Daveed’s sexual conquests every time he took a swig of beer. You shuddered and took another sip of your beer. “Jasmine, how about you?”

“Hmm…” Jasmine leaned into her boyfriend Anthony’s side as she thought, jolting up when she came up with an idea. “Never have I ever had a threesome.” You blushed and took a sip of your beer, suddenly feeling the eyes of everyone in the room on you.

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Jon/Sansa fic recs: the modern AUs

For Fandom Fic Rec Days!

I have a hundred Jon/Sansa bookmarks if you want to rifle through those, but I thought I would rec some of my favorites in a few posts: the modern AUs, the canonverse fics, and the historical/other AUs.


A City of Fortune and Failure by @justadram​ (196k, M, one main longfic and some side ficlets)
Amidst maneuvers and intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal, bankruptcy and political scandal, the players jockey for power, money, and prestige in a game of business, politics, and love in New York City.

A sort of retelling of some of the books’ events in the frame of modern Amerian politics. But spoiler: only two people die! The cast is also much more limited: there’s a lot of focus on the Starks, Jon, the Lannisters, and Daenerys, but that’s basically all. Rotating POVs. A delight from beginning to end.

Beans by @justadram​ (11k, M, coffeeshop AU)
Jon and Sansa never seem to be on the same page about their relationship.

Adorable and charming! Never was dry humping so hot, tbh.

Down from the Mountain by caesia (23k, M)
Sansa flies home from college after her older brother Robb, one of the country’s hottest young pitchers, is hurt in a car accident. Robb’s best friend Jon is there to help the Stark family in any way he can.

Sweet and lovely. A classic “romance” story featuring firefighter Jon.

i prayed for newborn skies by lagardère/@aknightfornawt (3k, T)
“You don’t whine,” she protests. And just for the pleasure of seeing his smile turn rueful and sharp, she adds, “you grumble. You do grumble a lot, Jon Snow.”

Literally this was just posted the other day for the Valentine’s Challenge prompt “stood up/alone on Valentine’s Day.” A nice sharp tension between Jon and Sansa, which you don’t always see.

Into the Darkness of the Grave by caesia (10k, M)
The tragic death of Eddard Stark’s cousin Lyanna brings her estranged son back to Winterfell House, the family’s old plantation home, for her funeral.

caesia is a lovely writer and it shows here even more than usual. Melancholy and atmospheric, sad but hopeful. Something of a music AU. The reimagining of pre-canon events (Lyanna/Rhaegar, Brandon, etc) was really well done.

Snow by @justadram (8k, E)
Without a little snow, none of this would have happened.

SNOWED IN TROPE FOR LIFE Y’ALL. The best.

The cold will hide its face by lagardère/@aknightfornawt (3k, T)
Whether it be Starks or honorary Starks, they’d all gather in Winterfell, the old family manor deep in the countryside. Winterfell looked very much like a stiff meringue in the winter, with the roofs covered in snow and all the pale stucco that some ancestor had decided to add after an ill-fated trip to Italy.

lagardère, mistress of melancholy modern AUs. Sad but hopeful holiday fic peppered with a background of reinterpreted Season 5-6 events (sans rape and torture).

The First Five Times by caesia (5k, T, music AU)
Pop singer Sansa Stark has a successful international career, legions of teenage fans, and an alarming habit of sharing intimate moments with a certain curly-haired rock star.

In which Sansa is basically Taylor Swift. PermaWIP, but not of the cliffhanging sort, so worth reading even if you don’t normally read WIPs. Nice UST and attention to detail.

The Here and Now by Jillypups (5k, E, reincarnation)
Jon and Sansa meet in a bar, go back to his/hers, and in the middle of fucking, have a flashback to their canon-era lives.

I’m not usually into reincarnation unless it’s part of the canon, but I made an exception for this because I was hard-up for some smut and this had a lot of kudos. GOOD CHOICE, PAST SELF. Super hot but also have some tissues handy (…for the other reason). I legit cried the first time I read it.

the perfect gift for me would be by @jonnsansa (5k, T)
“Be my boyfriend,” Sansa says. Jon’s eyebrows raise, and she amends, “My fake boyfriend.“ Sansa, Jon, and fake dating for the winter holidays.

FAKE DATINGGGGGGG. A delightful, frothy read guaranteed to end in smiles.

Where Did You Sleep Last Night by lagardère/@aknightfornawt (8k, M, rock band AU)
“Why don’t you ask Jon? For your new band. I hear he’s done with the Wildlings… You two would be good together.” He says it like he’s matchmaking, like what he has in mind is a goddamn wedding. Her and Jon Snow. Sansa shakes her head. (Or: Sansa needs a new guitarist, Jon needs a new band, and the two of them definitely don’t need each other.)

The way lagardère reformulates the canon events into AU context is always well done. I adore this fic. The side characters (Tormund, Petyr, Theon, among others) are super well incorporated, particularly Petyr’s creeping on Sansa, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Update of the Smut Tag. Created May 26, 2017. Number of Recs: 5


I Saw You Looking by Nocturneblack | R: M | W: 2k+ | 1/1

Adult Arya was far prettier than she’d been as a child, a fact which seemed to constantly nag at him, showing up at the forefront of his thoughts every few minutes lest he forget.

Arya, Gendry, and a room at an inn.

Little Bit of Fantasy by Anonymous | R: E | W: 1k+ | 1/1

A little bit of fantasy never hurt anyone… Arya is just so attracted to the hot guy working on her family’s house renovations…

Your Name Next to Mine by Nocturneblack | R: M | W: 8k+ | 3/3

When Gendry asked Arya if she could find him a teacher, he didn’t expect her to volunteer, figuring that she wouldn’t want to waste her time teaching an illiterate bastard how to read and write.
He also didn’t expect to fall in love with her.

Serving Mi’lady by Kimmeh_the_weird | R: M | W: 4k+ | 3/?

Sleeping is hard when a beautiful young woman is playing with herself, thinking you’re asleep…

A Woman Grown by Aswornstark | R: E | W: 5k+ | 2/2

Neither of them talked about it. Neither of them would even know what to say.