how about alfred jones

  • tweeting during world meetings

  • taking at least 2 selfies per day

  • posting at least 5 selfies per week on instagram

  • spending his nights blogging on tumblr

  • watching stuff on netflix when he should be working

  • chatting with other countries on skype

  • discussing alien concerning stuff on buzzfeed

  • flooding other countries’ timeline with 8fact stuff about their own countries asking “is this true???"on facebook