Stiles Stilinski was never going to be the omega who got knocked up right after high school, and then he’s accidentally artificially inseminated with a stranger’s sperm. Awesome. And the father of Stiles’s baby just so happens to be Derek Hale. Half-feral, quite possibly a murderer, and pursued by a gleefully sadistic band of hunters who are only too eager to use Stiles and his baby to hit Derek right where it hurts. Joy.
“Oh my god!” Stiles hissed, his back colliding with the door. “Oh my god! I slept with my boss, oh my god. I’m a walking cliché!”
It was supposed to be a one night stand. No complications, no feelings, no baggage. But then a missed doctor’s appointment in his childhood comes back to haunt him and Stiles is left with a lot more than one very good night.
Yo, this is a straight up example of how porn fucks us up. I DID NOT KNOW BIG CLITS WERE A THING??? Someone made a post on tumblr about clit dicks and I was like wtf is that? So I googled it, right?? And I was like WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. It's not gross, it's just I had no fucking clue that was a thing, it's so interesting. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT EVER, like I'm so surprised and Im just like bruh. Like I knew every vagina was different but I didn't know each clit was different..
I’ve sucked a few large clits in my life actually been penetrated by once the summer of 87
Rivi: But there’s something in the back of my mind that’s telling me that maybe you have more to do here Sulu. And so these are for you. I don’t know why I keep giving you chances but I’m trusting my instincts. Don’t make me regret it.
Sulu: I wont! I- I really wasn’t expecting this. Thank you.
Rivi: Thank me by making it count for something okay?
Rivi: Now you can go back to the house. I need to make things right with Mal.
8. What artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? I tend to just draw or like sketch something, but I REALLY like painting and wish I had more time to do it. Watercolors are turning out to be rly fun too so maybe more of those once I actually get the hang of them.
10. Do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? I sleep on my stomach (like I get it’s the worst sleeping position but?? idc)
11: What’s an inner joke you have with your friends? OK this asks for one so, I’m going to say the McDonald’s thing
12: What’s your favorite planet? Viva la Pluto
13: What’s something that made you smile today? I had to take my dog to the vet but on the way there she like ever so gently touched my hand with her head then looked back at me and honestly?? it was the cutest thing I’ve ever been involved in
14: If you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? WELL maybe someplace small but comfortable and not right in the middle of the city, maybe more on the outskirts but you can still see the lights and sit out at night on a fire escape listening to the sounds of cars and people. Something with lots of plants and cute furniture.
15: Go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! SPACE LIGHTNING IS A THING.
not a picture of space lightning, I just am losing it over this pic
16: What’s your favorite pasta dish?
ur hilarious. mac and cheese.
18. Tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. That time I spilled tea on the carpet then in my haste to grab the package of napkins didn’t release they were open on the other side and flying around behind me as I ran with them. Good times.
19: Do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I just started! I write mostly prompts in it and more recently use it as a way to vent. I actually love it so much because even though I don’t plan on anyone reading it, it feels like I’m writing to someone? Hard to explain but it’s super therapeutic. I draw things in it too (I drew like a palmistry thing not too long ago) and sometimes write entire songs (song lyric predictions).
24. Is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Yes!
25: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? An abandoned nature building in the park I live by. It’s been abandoned for 10 years and I really wanted the skulls out of it so…
28. Sunrise or sunset? BOTH.
29: What’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? Documenting our adventures on poster boards and giving them to me as gifts like?? super endearing
30: Think of it: have you ever been truly scared? I’d have to say yes
31: What is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I have a TON of socks but I never actually bought a pair. My socks are all folded nicely together and stacked in cute little groups, I have an organized sock drawer.
32: Tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. ok this didn’t happen after 3am but it once while I was out at night with my friends near the woods, I heard my name being called and my other friend I was with at the time heard it too so afterwards we questioned everyone but literally no one said they did it so?? spooky
33: What’s your fave pastry? Eclairs
36. Which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
Right now?? maybe Lord Huron
38. Tell us about your pet peeves! LITTERING, people messing with my stuff and leaving it out of order
39: What color do you wear the most? Black or just dark shades of anything. I’ve been putting a lot of color into my wardrobe though, I’m trying to expand my color choices but it’s hard because EVERYTHING looks nice in black.
40: Think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I just got this necklace and the pendant is the moon I was born under so I’ve been really into that. I have a lot though, I’ve very sentimental with jewelry.
41: What’s the last book you remember really, really loving? I LOVE THEM ALL.
43. Who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? My friend Emma, she tried to teach me how to take pictures of them but I don’t have a tripod so they’re all blurry. YAY SHAKY HANDS.
44: When was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? Not that long ago, actually, even though now I’m stressing again. Full moons make me super serene because I can watch the moon rise from my window and nothing is more calming to me than seeing that.
46. Tell us the worst pun you can think of. ok ok so a skeleton,,walks into a bar alright?? asks for a beer…and a mop (not a pun but my fav joke)
48. What was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Wow this just got deep. I wasn’t a fearless kid for sure but for the life of me I can’t remember my biggest fear as a child? I had a lot of small ones but never one BIG fear. Today I have a lot of fears regarding my future and being alone but as a kid? I didn’t care about that, I was so confident in myself and fiercely independent. I GUESS my greatest (albeit irrational) fear would be the fact that during the night someone would come into my room and remove parts of me not covered with a blanket? ? I only say this was my greatest fear because it affected how I sleep to the point where I can’t sleep now if I’m not wrapped completely.
49: Do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? Yes! My last CD was Lord Huron - Strange Trails and my last records were Imagine Dragons - Night Visions and Smoke + Mirrors
50: What’s an odd thing you collect? Skulls and bones that I find in the woods! They would have to be the strangest.
51: Think of a person. what song do you associate with them? u: Brother, Something Beautiful
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? have we had memes yet???
54.who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? DANG ok let me think. the only thing I’m thinking of is really personal so??
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? Once in the fifth grade I yelled at the entire class. I’ll spare you the embarrassing details but it had to do with frogs.
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? When they compliment you or something you made, sincerely asking how you are, saying things like “this reminded me of you”
59: what’s your favorite myth? !!!! but I love them all so much how do I pick ONE.
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Yes! “Classic” poet - Emily Dickinson; modern poet - Rudy Francisco
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? OKAY so my bookshelves are an off limits place to everyone but me. At first glance it looks like there is no organization there whatsoever but let me tell you, there is. Ok I KNOW where they belong, exactly where I placed them, that’s why they’re there. Books on the top shelf are collections of multiple novels in one book (also most of my favs), second shelf is where I put things I’m currently readings or want easy reference to (closest to my bed), third shelf is books I read but am sentimental about and won’t get rid of plus books that are next in line to read (p hard to get out of the back but easily enough in the front), fourth shelf is magazines I honestly have no room for Music?? eh as long as the artists are together the order doesn’t matter
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? black but it’s clear so the stars are beautiful
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? ok I miss this girl from elementary school but I haven’t talked to her in so many years I don’t know how???
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? SUNFLOWERS
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? They make me feel GOOD. Everything is just so mysterious and magical!
69: what are your favorite board games? Blokus
70: have you ever used a ouija board? !!!!!!NO! And people shouldn’t!!! They’re dangerous, like not even kidding, you don’t know who you’re going to get with those. Literally unless you actually know exactly what to do, don’t even mess around.
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? I wish I wasn’t the most unoriginal person but Earl Grey
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. radiant go-getter who’s not afraid to speak their mind and dreams big
75: tell us about your pets! my dog Isis! She’s my baby but she’s not the friendliest pup around. But Jack Russells aren’t known for their hospitality.
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? I think it’s so SO sweet when people make art for me.
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. the color of the forest floor after it’s been raining
83: what’s some of your favorite album art? Smoke + Mirrors, it’s so abstract
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? ok one that says “keep your eyes open” preferably on my arm somewhere and a moon between my shoulder blades
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? eugh, Captain America series
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. I really enjoyed my evening in Rome, like, the art vendors were the cutest thing
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? I guess NYC and where ever else I end up
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? ME! Last week.
95: what are your plans for this weekend? Seeing Deadpool, sleeping over Megan’s, maybe getting my birthday gift from my aunt?
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Keep Your Eyes Open, for sure Glorious, I Was Me, Shots, Rise Again
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? If I went 5 years into the past I’d be 14 again. 5 years into the future and I’m 24. Honestly? I wouldn’t press either. Sure the past is a beautiful thing and there are things I’d like the relive but it’s the past and it’s great because I don’t live there anymore. I can look back on things fondly now, but I don’t want to relive EVERYTHING I’ve been through the past 5 years. And SURE as much as I think I’d love to skip my undergrad years and go right to vet school would I really want to skip everything beautiful and awful that I need to live through to shape me?? Maybe I’m thinking too hard into this.