87 pounds

Bandit, Bullmastiff/Husky/Shepherd (1 y/o), Boul St-Laurent & Boulevard René Lévesque, Montreal, QC, CAN • “When it’s nighttime and I’m sleeping outside and people approach, he’ll let me know. He’s my protector and my best friend. I’ve had him since he was two months old. He’s 87 pounds – it’s hard to imagine him when he fit into a school bag.”

Don't screw with the designated driver.

(warning: long story)

This tale of petty revenge takes place in Perth, Australia in the early nineties, so put on some Pearl Jam and let me take you on a ride.

It was my younger brother’s birthday, so to celebrate my brother-in-law and I arranged to take him out to a Chinese restaurant in the city along with some of his friends.

Said friends arrived and the subject of who would be the designated driver was raised. I was ready to volunteer, but before I could say anything my brother-in-law essentially tossed my car keys in my general direction and declared my role to be skipper for the evening. Okay, fine, whatever, it was my brother’s night.

Everyone crowded into my shitty little Mazda 323 hatchback (held together with love and duct-tape) and the evening’s festivities were in motion.

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I wish people would pay me just for existing but I’m not a gay man in a plastic wig with 87 pounds of makeup on my face on TV as a spectacle, so there goes that lol

So yeah this is why I don’t like drag queen reaction gifs, also

boyinabox-girlinabag  asked:

I'm 87 pounds with clothes on and I'm 5'1, is that good?

i tend not too focus toooo much on numbers bc as long as you feel good about how you look that’s all that matters—you could be 5’10 and 130lbs and look really skinny or 5’3 and 100lbs and look stocky, it’s mostly about your build

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APPEARANCE: I’m Chinese and real small. Like… 5 feet or smth. Long black hair, bad complexion, too goddamn thin (I weigh 87 pounds). I usually wear black pants and a hoodie when it’s cold and dresses when it’s hot.

PERSONALITY: I’m loud and shy at the same time ?? idk??? It really depends on my mood and how tired I am. I’m fine with talking to strangers casually, as long as they have no authority over me, and I’m almost always too goddamn loud when I’m with my friends. I’m never serious, don’t take anything I say seriously. I make self depreciating jokes a lot and half the things that come out my mouth is “I want to die” and “I want to sleep” which sometimes makes strangers confused and/or uncomfortable whoops. 

ABILITY: Low key dumb but good at cramming for school. I don’t do any performing arts crap nor any sports ^^; 

HOBBIES: Honestly… I spend too much time on tumblr and youtube. Youtube not as much anymore but STILL. I draw sometimes when I’m in the mood or something biG AND EXCITING happens in one of my fandoms and I MUST draw smth. I also volunteer a lot ig? is that a hobby? 

EXPERIENCES: When I was like 8 me and my cousins decided to play tug-of-war and I was the rope. Not a very good idea. Spoiler alert – I broke my arm. Most of my childhood consisted of me doing dumb things with my cousins. We were fangirls even then and wrote goddamn fanfics together. Mind you we were like 6 and the fics were REALLY REALLY bad but we had a lot of fun making them and even more fun rereading them now and crying over how grammatically incorrect and how cringey they are.

MY LIFE: uhh these days I’m just kinda drifting along, trying to keep my grades afloat. I have three siblings but all of them are in long-term relationships and mostly live with their SO, so I don’t see them much. My dad isn’t around much either but my mom is usually home (when she’s not working) I have two dogs to keep my company tho. I attend a needlessly super hard and stressing school soooo that takes up most of my day. I’m a junior now (the moST IMPORTANT AND STRESSFUL GRADE IN HS) so I’m looking for colleges and taking SATs and crap and its just ughhh

RELATIONSHIPS: Single but too tired for a relationship anyways. I have a group of rowdy and dorky asian friends that i love dearly

RANDOM STUFF: i drink like two cartons of chocolate milk every day, I’ve lost control of my life. It’s currently 6:07am cause I just finished my Spanish homework and I want death, Spanish is my worst subject. My queue pumps out 50 posts a day and as of right now my queue has 300 posts (the max) and I have 143 drafts saved. Help me. My dogs’ names are Oliver and Mason and I don’t think I’ll ever love anyone/anything as much as I love these dogs

This is real heckin personal stuff so, of course, y’all really don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. 

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anonymous asked:

I'm 87.5 pounds and 5'2.5, how many calories should I eat in a day to get to 80 pounds, but be able to maintain that.

You need to go to a nutritionist for a diet plan, but I say never go down 1400 kcal

anonymous asked:

hey we’re the same height and started at the same weight, how long did it take you to get to ur cw? im just trying to gage my progress

My starting weight at 115 was about a year ago, I dropped to 95, and then 90, and all of this was even before I got an eating disorder. I honestly wasn’t even keeping track of losing weight or what I was doing when it was happening, then I got addicted to hearing how tiny I was even though i still thought I was fat. That’s when I got anorexia. I got to 85 pounds but my mom got suspicious so I’m currently at 87 pounds. It took me about a month to drop the 5 pounds though. I’m very underweight but I am still fat and I’m not just saying that, I can physically grab the fat on my thighs and stomach. It’s not worth it.

Things DC does that annoy me, an on-going list

When Jason Todd was Robin a lot of artists drew him just the way they drew Dick as Robin, but when an artist really tried to make Jason look different they generally drew him as very small. When he died he was listed as 4 foot 6 inches and 87 pounds, at age 15 going on 16, Jason was TINY, the average height of a 10 year old boy today in America is 4 foot 10 inches (meaning its likely Damian is taller than Jason was when he died) but today adult (um 19 year old?) Jason is drawn as tall, 6 feet tall in fact, and also big, with wider shoulders and more muscle tone than any one else…. WTF DC? are you telling me that a boy who spent a year in a coma taking in food by IV and getting no exercise or seeing the sun, then spent a year on the street eating out of trash can, or at soup kitchens or whatever he could get off the dollar menu from fast food places with his begged days worth of pocket money, sleeping a few hours at a time on the cold streets, grew a foot and a half? um no thats not how that works, Jason Todd would be tiny stop lying.