@ all of my babies who are going to school (or not)
i have a text messaging service set up through remind.com that is designed to make you smile every day. i have written short messages myself to encourage you/ cheer you up, & i hope some of you will take advantage of it.
to sign up, simply text “@365smile” to 81010. if you have any problems, message me! more info below the cut
We’re heading into the holiday season, which can be snake-infested
waters filled with lava-sharks and other nefarious sea creatures that
may JUST WANT TO LOVE YOUUUUU but do always manage to do it with their
sharp, razor claws. Even those with wonderful family who gather ‘round
fireplace with steaming mugs of cocoa eventually disintegrate into WHO
LEFT THIS GODDAMNED LEGO ON THE GODDAMNED GROUND WHERE I GODDAMNED JUST
STEPPED ON IT GODDAMNIT.
Which is why the Slackmistress’s Holiday Survival Guide is here for you.
Text* @holiday911 to 81010 and starting on Wednesday, November 25 and extending through the holiday season, get a text message a day letting you know it’s going to be okay.
You’re going to be okay.
Alas, text just works for the US and Canada. You can join via email at this link. Use @holiday911 as the class.