80s converse

  • American Organized Crime: Three men sit in a warehouse smoking cigars and playing poker on crates, one is named Vito, 80% of all conversation is about pasta sauce, bada-bing
  • Japanese Organized Crime: Fiercely Organized crime family owns billion dollar skyscraper, has public offices that openly admit being organized crime, you can go there and fill out a job application to apply, you need a high school diploma and three forms of ID
i’m ready to break, you’re ready to bend

for @eggo-my-leggo, thanks for motivating me ely :)

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tw: implied/referenced child abuse

Steve walked down the road quickly.  His eyes were burning, but he wasn’t sure how much of that was from the cold.  It was freezing, and he tucked his hands under his armpits before the fell off.  Winter in Indiana was always shitty, but in the evening it was even worse.

“Why the hell couldn’t you have grabbed your jacket, Harrington?” he muttered angrily at himself under his breath.

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natalya-arlovs-gay-a  asked:

Ok, but which two characters from TBS would have the stupidest conversations? The 'fmk: renaissance scientists edition' conversations, or the 'hey look i found a mario vore fanfic' conversations or that kind of thing?

I can’t believe I just had to read the phrase “mario vore fanfic” with my own two eyes. And I can’t believe that I’m sort of tempted to go to Ao3 to see if such a thing exists (I’m sure it does). 

I think all the characters are capable of these conversations given the right combo. Some that immediately pop to mind are Sam/Adam, Chloe/Mark, Joan/Mark (maybe not in their current state but certainly in the past), Caleb/Alice (I know you guys haven’t met her yet but this is, like, 80% of their conversations), Sam/Agent Green, and Rose/Caleb.

modern au where morgana suspects merlin is gay and so when she realizes she’s gay and hints at him about that they end up coming out to each other

and merlin! is the first and only person morgana’s ever told! or who knows! even though she’s maybe known for a long time! and morgana! is the only person merlin’s age that knows about merlin! and the only person he’s ever told instead of them figuring it out (because gauis found out when he found merlin’s gay porn lol and he thinks hunith knows but he hasn’t Officially Told her and will knew he had a crush on this boy when they were little but he was straight so it Wasn’t The Same) and morgana! who merlin’s always thought of as kind of cold and standoffish, hugs him and won’t let go and cries after they tell each other and chokes out “i’ve never known anyone else who was gay, thank you thank you”

they’re both so high off the fact that Someone Knows and they’re always giggly at each other and make silly gay jokes (gwen: hey look a rainbow’s out! merlin: you know, i don’t see many rainbows. morgana, smirking: really? *giggle giggle* merlin: well, not many actual rainbows *giggle giggle* maybe other types *giggle giggle* arthur: what?)

they don’t know each that well outside of this one thing, but they’re constantly talking to each other about it and they’re the friends who shop together and text each other constantly while they’re with their friends together and complain about the Straights and Judge People (honestly 80% of their conversations that aren’t directly gay jokes are them Judging People Together) and they can’t go to pride events where they live because Uther, so they road trip together other places, and they’re so physically affectionate too, particularly morgana

and! everyone! starts to think! they’re together! and they keep giggling about this which only serves to make everyone more sure, like arthur gwen merlin and morgana go on a trip together and arthur and gwen are dating so they’re going to share a hotel bed, and morgana’s like “merlin can share with me *giggle giggle* we don’t mind heehee”

and arthur and gwen! get all jealous! but don’t quite understand why because they haven’t both quite worked out that they’re not in love with each other but in love with merlin and morgana respectively, and arthur’s just sitting around that whole trip like “i’m not sure whether to fight my sister or merlin for this and i’m not sure what’s up with any of it but i Don’t Like It”

because you know merlin and morgana would only encourage people thinking they’re together once they found out people thought so, because if they didn’t think they could come out anyway they’d be like “how many of our friends’ heads can we screw with heehehe” so morgana’s texting merlin like “elena just asked me if we were together and arthur was there so i said i wouldn’t tell her that but that i did know youre well hung af and arthur turned an alarming shade of purple and excused himself, you can thank me later” meanwhile merlin’s texting morgana like “how! can percy not realize! i’m gay! we’re sharing a room and i only wore tommy hilfinger black briefs to bed last night THIS IS A TELL TALE SIGN!!!! and yet he just asked me if i like freya oh my god”

Lee Eui Woong as your boyfriend
  • you guys have been neighbors ever since you can remember
  • every single day since your first day of elementary school together he waits by the same tree that grows on the border between your houses to walk to school with you
  • he always teases you with things like “i can tell you woke up 5 minutes ago your hair is a mess” 
  • always smiles when you shove him in response
  • always switches sides with you so hes on the side of the street where the cars are (such a gentleman <3)
  • buys you snacks from the student store whenever you’re stressing out because of a test or big assignment (which is basically every single day)
  • one day walking home from school after you both finish your midterms, you make fun of him for when he confessed he had a crush on you when you were both 5
  • he awkwardly laughs but gets really quiet for the rest of the walk home and you can tell somethings on his mind
  • that night you get a text from euiwoong to bring over some eggs since they ran out of some
  • you groan and walk over in your pjs and messy hair since you were just abt to sleep
  • “who needs eggs at 11pm?”
  • you open the door (your families are so close you both just come in and out of each other’s houses) and yell “i have ur eggs dummy”
  • eui woong comes running down the stairs and before you can say anything he grabs your arm and kisses you ( !! )
  • you’re blushing so much (and tbh so is he) and in so much shock that you suddenly forget how to speak 
  • he laughs and covers his face with his hands “i’ve been waiting for 12 years to do that”
  • things aren’t much different when you start dating (just more hugs… esp back hugs)
  • 80% of ur conversations are u guys roasting each other
  • likes to run his fingers through your hair while you’re sleeping
  • plays with your fingers when he’s bored
  • you’ve accumulated a section in your closet for all of the sweatshirts and jackets he’s given you when you’ve gotten cold
  • when you spend the night studying at his house and you fall asleep he carries you to his bed and makes sure you have a pillow and blanket to sleep with
  • doesn’t leave without kissing your nose and smiling at how cute u look even though you’re practically snoring and have drool coming out of ur mouth
  • will sleep on the ground next to you bc he is a good bean and always leaves room for jesus
  • you’re 5% awake and 95% asleep but still manage to say “thanks eui love u” with that 1 gram of energy you have left in you
  • “i love you too”
  • falls asleep thinking of you

Originally posted by euiwoong

davekat ficlet

i heard it was a special boy’s wriggling day, so i wrote some fluffy popstar AU nonsense. set in this fic’s universe, but you don’t really need much context. 

sfw, about 600 words 

You prefer Dave’s apartment to your own. No big fucking surprise there, seeing as he lives in an uptown penthouse and your dingy little two-room walk-up barely has enough space for you and the roaches. But it’s not just because Casa del Strider (as he insists on calling it) is bigger and glitzier than yours. It actually feels like a place people are living, instead of just using to park their meat sack overnight.


 You stub every toe on a blocky chunk of machinery as soon as you walk in the door. You’re a little too tipsy for it to hurt much, but it made a really loud noise.

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shyjimins  asked:


Jo you are the cutest most pure person on this site I swear

I preface this with the promise that we are normal people:

5. This is how 80% of our conversations go

4. that time we had a great idea for a new film

3. That time I got a heartfelt confession

2. That time I threatened to block her

1. And that time I did

Send me a “top 5″ anything!

  • me, an avoidant: *never texts anyone first, takes actual weeks to answer a message, looks visibly uncomfortable during 80% of my conversations with people, tries to emotionally distance myself from everyone, gets into arguments with people to push them away, is only able to emotionally invest in approximately One person at a time*
  • me: haha what the fuck why does everyone hate me and not want to talk to me ??? a mystery