So, I’m like a professional hugger. I’m available to hire in case anyone needs a professional hug. I specialize in all types of hugs. Soft hugs, tight hugs, comforting hugs, tickle hugs (really good at that one), slow dance hugs, bed hugs, “lift you off the ground whilst spinning” hugs, you name it!
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You can reach me at 1-800-HUG-LIFE.