Top 13 Most Fuckable Women in Dragon Age (according to me, a lesbian)
Honorable Mention: Shale
Shale is 8 feet tall and butch, which is super hot, but also made of rock, which would make her really difficult to fuck. Shale, however, not only finds sex disgusting, she also no longer identifies as a woman and therefore does not make the main list. But if I possibly could fuck Shale, I absolutely would.
Wynne ranks last mostly because she’s like a billion years old, and furthermore, she knows more than me, and that intimidates me sexually. If I fucked Wynne she’d be giving me instructions the whole time, and not in the sexy way either. Afterwards she would pat me kindly on the cheek and tell me I did a good job but I’d be able to tell that she was just being indulgent. I would fuck Wynne but I would feel a little weird about it.
Morrigan is super hot and kind of evil, which is also hot. However, there is the distinct possibility that she would turn into a giant spider mid-coitus. And beyond that, Morrigan is an obvious virgin and closeted lesbian who doesn’t know she’s a lesbian yet. You’d have to show her how to do everything. Also she’d take your stuff, and possibly your sperm. Still hot, though. I would fuck Morrigan, and I’m not sure if I’d be relieved or disappointed if she didn’t do the spider thing.
Cassandra could break me in half, which is a quality I find attractive in a woman, but she’s also, like, a Templar? And kind of a cultural imperialist? She also doesn’t know that she’s a lesbian yet, so she has some of the same issues as Morrigan. Less likely to steal your sperm. I would fuck Cassandra but I wouldn’t discuss politics with her.
Fucking Tallis would be the complete logical equivalent of fucking Felicia Day in cosplay, which I am told is the nearest and dearest fantasy of millions of awkward male nerds. I would fuck Tallis because she seems cute and fun, but especially to spite a million awkward male nerds.
Velanna is probably a virgin but I have no doubt in my mind that she’s a top, and if we fucked she’d hold me suspended in the air with those vines while she called me a dirty shem, and I’d leave the experience aching but hungry for more. I would fuck Velanna and discover dozens of horrifying things about myself in the process.
Unlike Velanna, Aveline is a married woman and she knows a thing or two about a thing or two. And I bet she has a spectacular full-body blush. Aveline has sweet muscles, big titties, and a caring heart, and would definitely make you breakfast the next morning. I would love to fuck Aveline, if I could manage to convince her I was interested.
Merrill doesn’t seem to know much about fucking women, but I bet she’d learn fast, and then bring all sorts of fun things into the bedroom. Also she would move into my house and braid flowers into my hair, which is exactly what I want. I would fuck Merrill and then tenderly hold her close and tell her all about how she’s right about everything and that I will support her always and if anyone is ever mean to her that I’ll eat them alive.
I don’t actually find Sigrun especially attractive but she ranks this high because I just love her so much. Just so much you guys. Sigrun deserves to be fucked good and then told how valued and precious and worthy and loved she is. Sigrun deserves every single good thing in the world. I wouldn’t fuck Sigrun, but I would make tender attentive love to her, and then devote myself completely to the preservation of her well-being.
I would love to fuck Vivienne but this is actually impossible. Madame Vivienne de Fer does not do anything as crass as fucking. Vivienne would scoff at my pathetic attempts at what I call sex. Vivienne knows sexual secrets that I dare not even begin to comprehend. If she lowered herself to do so, Vivienne would fuck me, and only if I was really, really lucky.
Sera would make sex the absolute most fun. There is a non-zero risk of bees, but it is a risk I am willing to take. If Sera wanted to involve bees in our sex life, I doubt I would be able to tell her no. I would joyfully fuck Sera, then high-five her, then we draw cartoons on the wall while naked, then fuck her again.
Isabela is hands-down the hottest woman in Thedas and fucking her would be an absolute privilege. I would fuck Isabela and then reminisce about it on my deathbed, because I’m certain it would just be that good. Also, I bet she has nice calloused sailor’s hands. Mm.
Leliana has been around the block, and I rank her higher than Isabela just because I bet Leliana would be a really sweet and attentive lover. She would make eye contact and hum little songs and compliment your hair and it would be an all-around fantastic experience. She also might write a song about you and then travel around singing it in taverns, which is the primary thing I look for in a woman.
1. Josephine Montilyet
Josephine Montilyet is the alpha and the omega of fuckable Dragon Age women. She is beautiful, intelligent, charming and attractive, and also rich, and not even a little bit crazy. You genuinely can’t do any better than Josephine Montilyet. I would fight a duel for Josephine Montilyet, declare my undying love for her, propose on one knee to her, marry her in an elaborate spare-no-expense ceremony, kiss her tenderly at the altar, move into her seaside villa, and there, in the warm moonlight, in her huge bed, fuck her.
Then we raise a big lesbian family together and I brush her hair and rub her shoulders every night.
In Breath of the Wild, one of the Gerudos says she’s “only 8 feet tall,” implying that her height is short for a Gerudo. Ganondorf’s official height in both Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess is 230 cm, or 7′6″, meaning he’s even shorter.
Because Ultron was 8-9 feet tall, the 5-foot James Spader had to wear an antennae-like contraption made out of a thick piece of wire with two red balls attached to the top that went up his entire back and 3 feet above his head. This was done so that the actors that shared scenes with him would be able to have a reference point for where his eyes would be; the two red balls represented the placement of Ultron’s eyes. Elizabeth Olsen stated that this was actually distracting because Spader would be giving an intense performance and out of instinct she would look at him rather than the balls representing his eyes. Much to everyone’s amusement, whenever this happened, Aaron Taylor-Johnson would yell, “Red balls! Look at his balls, Lizzie!” at her in order to get her to look in the right direction.
These photos were spread around online in April of 2016. They are said to show proof of the Maryland Goatman. One witness described it as “Sasquatch with horns”. The photos was sent to WBALTV - a Baltimore news station - in two emails. The local urban legend of the Goatman refers to a beast that wildly swings around an axe and attacking cars. Typical descriptions of the Goatman say that it is 7 to 8 feet tall. It is covered in fur, has the upper half of a man, and the legs of a goat. The creature was first seen in the 1960s.
I support pretty much every version of flug. ftm flug? Go for it. Biological male flug? Alright. Flug is Demencia’s twin brother? Cool. Flug’s skittish demeanor being just a ruse and he’s in a disguise and he’s actually 8 feet tall with rippling muscles and also a god? That’s great too. Fidget spinner dick? Nic e
/SO I had to write this for the 2nd time bcs tumblr crashed on me :)) /
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) : Despite the fact that he tries to seem like someone who doesn’t give a shit about what’s happening in the world, he actually loves you so much! And that’s what he’s doing after sex, while you’re sleeping next to him, he’s thinking “What the fuck did I do so good to deserve you?”
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) : Your waist. Gosh, something about the tight dresses and corsets you wear makes you look so sexy & he loves it when you wear loose shirts with corset and leather pants too. Sometimesyou’d dress up for him, just so he can rip off the corset from you and grip your waist and touch your body and kiss you all over. (probs bend you down some table too ;) )
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) : Unlike the other men he knows, he’s not the one to tell you “Don’t be a little bitch and just swallow it!”. He’d let you do whatever is comfortable with you, no pressure. Though he likes it when he finishes in your mouth, or inside you, or on your tits or belly. No real preferences here.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) : Actually loves it when you push him down on the bed and tell him to shut up right before he complains “What the hell are you doing woman?”. And do whatever the hell you want to him - suck his brains off or ride him to the moon and back, all while scratching his back or chest.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Yes, he’s pretty experiences, that’s no secret. & he 100% knows what he’s doing.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) : Having you bent over a table or any flat surface is fun, but he actually likes looking at your face, though at first most of the times you fucked was with you on your hands and knees, or bent down, because he was insecure if you had to look at his scarred face for too long. Literally the thought of it made him sick, however one day you switched positions,your legs wrapped around him, your back against a wall (you washed away any trace of insecurity by telling him “I love your face, god damn it, stop looking away!” + kissing him passionately right after helped too) and since then that’s how he likes it best.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) : Depends on the mood he’s in or you’re in. If he was mad about something, or someone and he wants a relief, he’d be silent, more rough and fast, kissing your neck a lot, biting it, leaving a fat bruise on. If you’re just messing around, he’d be more organic, will do it the way he feels it.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) : Has quite some hair down there; always says something under the line of “I don’t wanna feel like a naked chicken, ya know”
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) He loves feeling the warmth of your body and your nails digging in his back and holding him by the shoulders or arms, won’t actually say it out loud, but he feels so in love with you in those moments, like he finally found someone, his someone.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) : Of course he does it, though now that he has you, he prefers fucking you instead. Will only jack off if you’re very very mad with him and he has literally no other choice.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) : Something like a roleplay x appreciation kink? He loves it when you go to him when you two are alone, about to do the do, you straddle him “Will you protect me from the big bad wolf we saw in the woods?” and he’d look at you with the most unimpressed expression on his face “Yea, I will protect you” and then you but on the inside he’s all smug about it because he knows you can kick ass, but you want him to protect you. Just something about him being the man you need, your man, that’s what turns him on.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): Anywhere you feel like fucking doing it! Who the hell would stop you? (who the f would dare to anyways)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) : Doesn’t need too much motivation to get turned on and in the mood; if you were making out for some time, he’d lift you up by your hips and usually that’d be the start and it’d go from there.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) : Will not share you with anyone, doesn’t like other people creeping around you, will tell anyone to fuck off if they are looking at you in the wrong way.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) : Ofc he loves oral. Blowjobs are life, but he likes eating you out and fingering as well. Fingering he finds even sexier.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Usually he’s going fast on you, not too rough, but just enough so you’d feel the adrenaline hit you hard.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Likes a quickie, will do it if whenever he can really.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) : Doesn’t really give a shit. Will do whatever the fuck he wants to, whenever the hell he pleases to, the real risk is for those interrupting. ;)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) : Doesn’t last an extremely long period of time, but just enough for both of you to be completely satisfied in whatever situation.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): “I don’t need any fucking toys.”
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) : Is not really that much of a tease, though won’t mind it if you tease him.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) : LOud , low, throaty grunts, definitelly some dirty talk “I know you like that” followed by some more grunting and heavy breathing and cursing.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) : Likes fucking you doggie style too, bcs that way he can grip on your waist, hips and ass as much as he wants to!!
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) : Well he’s a big man with a bick dick. Is there anything more to say? He’s around 6′8 feet tall, jesus!
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) : Is ready to have you anytime, anywhere, so I’d say sex drive is as high as it can get.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) : There are nights in which he stays awake for quite some time, just thinking about many things; on other nights he pulls you to him and dozes off ofter a few moments.
Allura’s parenting style is ‘you can give a three-year-old a sword, right? that’s not too young to start learning?’
Hunk and Lance, who are both uncles and are horrified by all this: “No! Don’t give a baby a weapon!”
Shiro: “this is part of Allura’s culture i need you to respect that also it’s not like the sword is sharp geez guys chill”
Coran is on speed-dial for the first 6 months because neither of them knows what to do
“a three-month-old can have chocolate, right?” no
“the baby started glowing i just assumed that’s an Altean thing but it’s making it hard to sleep” that’s a quintessence imbalance you need to actually look into that “and then she’ll stop glowing?” …you know what i’ll just come over
Shiro might have zero (0) ideas on how to be a parent but boy howdy does he love kids a whole lot so that kid might have mashed potato in their hair and only one shoe on but they are screaming with laughter and that’s all that matters
things Allura has dressed her baby as:
the Black Lion
mini bab paladin armour “so she can get used to it”
Keith’s Blade of Marmora suit
Shiro goes one step further and gets a Voltron onsie for their one-year-old
*pointing at Allura* “It’s a robeast! Attack! Form sword!”
Allura, throwing breadsticks at Shiro and the baby: “I’ll shoot you with my laser eyes!”
Shiro, taking his five-year-old out for rides in the Black Lion: “you wanna fly? here, pull the controls and i’ll work the pedals”
Allura, with a kid swinging from each arm, growing to be 8 feet tall: “i’m so glad we had children Shiro this is so much fun”
Pidge: “uh… shouldn’t you at least put something soft under them?”
Shiro: “nah i’m pretty sure kids bounce”
but you know as soon as one of them falls Shiro swoops in to catch them before they can get hurt
they’d be one big happy chaotic family and it would be wonderful
As some of you may have seen on my Instagram stories, I spent the past week painting these murals on the walls of my lil’ sister’s house. They were a belated gift for her marriage and her first child. Her family moved from Colorado to Alabama last year for her husband’s work. She, like me, misses her home state and the beautiful nature found there.
Thus, I painted these iconic scenes. Pine trees for the new baby’s room, aspens for the master bedroom, a waterfall for my niece’s room, and the continental divide for the guest room. Each room is 8 feet tall, except the master which is significantly taller. (Largest paintings I’ve ever made!)
This project took up many hours and tubes of paint, but I enjoyed it, and they loved the end result. Win-win!
Chicago is currently experiencing a large scale outbreak of what people say to be Mothman. The creature itself is described to be 6 - 8 feet tall, pitch black, and has two, glowing red eyes. Along with its black wings, it has been documented that the creature makes a sound similar to a truck’s brakes.
It made this sound as it took off and flew away that sounded like a truck’s brakes when they are burned out.”
So, what do you guys think? I think its pretty suspicious and fascinating. I have reviewed a case off of Phantoms and Monster before, which I proved to be a hoax, but this one catches my eye for sure.
You did a most beautiful one piece girls list, can you do the same for most handsome guys??? (btw I loved your choices with the girls)
Ok this is HELLA old Imma apologize right away for a taking so long and b that I’m doing a top 14 list, rather than top 10 list because they’re much more male characters
Once again all just my opinion on most attractive guys on One Piece, here we go:
Top 14 most handsome OP men:
14. Monkey D. Luffy
oh yeah Luffy is absolutely a very pretty guy
I love men who could kick my ass in heels and lipstick
His beauty wasn’t supposed to be seen as a joke, he really is gorgeous
He’s really really good looking and badass and tattooed. I’m sold and his new hairstyle is sick as fuck
10. X Drake
Love my 8 feet tall Dinosaur, the anime sometimes fucks him up but I think this particular shot is even sweeter than some manga panels
9. Donquixote Doflamingo
Everybody is secretly attracted to the garbage bird and it’s always gonna stay that way
8. Young!Monkey D. Garp
The amount of money I’d pay to touch his arms and face and abs…and other things
7. Dracule Mihawk
Zoro’s adoptive Daddy is handsome and he knows it, allso huge bonus that he’s pretty much one of the very very very few OP men who know how to dress well the others being Sabo, Kuzan and Sakazuki
6. Donquixote Rocinante
He’s even more handsome than his brother and if anyone is hesitant to acknowledge his beauty because of his hidious Make-up than please take a look at Cora-san here
Holy fucking shit *drools*
He’d probably be higher up in this list if he shaved his legs, anyways he’s really gorgeous
4. Portgas D. Ace
No doubt Ace is a handsome fella
My Nr 1 favorite character and such a handsome dude, I feel like people forget how attractive Sanji actually is because he always makes a fool out of himself and is also always the butt of the joke but honestly he’s called Mr Prince and Pretty Boy for reasons
Saw my man after his training and I already was like, holy hell he got pretty…and now after the timeskip…jesus christ you did a good job toei. Coby is sooo fine while he still rocks his pink hair, the flower bandana and the stupid glasses.
And here is the Nr 1 most attractive OP man, sorry guys if you expected someone else but Sabo is very veryhandsome and even tho I know for a fact that Oda sexed him up and made him attractive for money and fanservice I am happy he did it.
So I walked past Misha and told him to just chill out for a second while I pulled Jared aside to tell him the plan. I then see Misha over Jared’s shoulder yelling “YOU CHILL OUT” at me… Whispering into Jared’s ear when he’s 8 feet tall is super hard so I raised up and he leaned down and suddenly my face was dangerously close to his and I had to remember what I was there for so I said, “let’s crush Misha” and he starts directing me where to go and Misha’s like “I don’t like being conspired against!” I imagined I would hug Misha and Jared would get behind him, but Jared had other ideas and I was confused. I forgot how to face and what to do with my arms. And of course Chris made me retake it.
I know I’m gonna get cropped out but please credit me and link me to your edits :)