In Breath of the Wild, one of the Gerudos says she’s “only 8 feet tall,” implying that her height is short for a Gerudo. Ganondorf’s official height in both Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess is 230 cm, or 7′6″, meaning he’s even shorter.
Because Ultron was 8-9 feet tall, the 5-foot James Spader had to wear an antennae-like contraption made out of a thick piece of wire with two red balls attached to the top that went up his entire back and 3 feet above his head. This was done so that the actors that shared scenes with him would be able to have a reference point for where his eyes would be; the two red balls represented the placement of Ultron’s eyes. Elizabeth Olsen stated that this was actually distracting because Spader would be giving an intense performance and out of instinct she would look at him rather than the balls representing his eyes. Much to everyone’s amusement, whenever this happened, Aaron Taylor-Johnson would yell, “Red balls! Look at his balls, Lizzie!” at her in order to get her to look in the right direction.
These photos were spread around online in April of 2016. They are said to show proof of the Maryland Goatman. One witness described it as “Sasquatch with horns”. The photos was sent to WBALTV - a Baltimore news station - in two emails. The local urban legend of the Goatman refers to a beast that wildly swings around an axe and attacking cars. Typical descriptions of the Goatman say that it is 7 to 8 feet tall. It is covered in fur, has the upper half of a man, and the legs of a goat. The creature was first seen in the 1960s.
I support pretty much every version of flug. ftm flug? Go for it. Biological male flug? Alright. Flug is Demencia’s twin brother? Cool. Flug’s skittish demeanor being just a ruse and he’s in a disguise and he’s actually 8 feet tall with rippling muscles and also a god? That’s great too. Fidget spinner dick? Nic e
Alright, this fanfic is by far one of the most popular posts on this blog. It even got a follow up by @pooka-dragon (which is really good by the way, give it a read!).
That is their version, not mine. While I am a sucker for fluff, me, being the twisted mind I am, made a part 2 (some people asked for the second part) and made some more angst. I am working on part 3 which should come later in the week.
AGAIN I am sorry if things seem weird or are wrong *snort*.
My new troll bois! ;D I just wanted to make more of them! I just need to think they personality and little bit backstory, but I think I can handle that! But I will tell now what I right now know about these bad boys!
So we have Zulado (Zandalari troll) who is just a little bit bigger than Jamba. Jamba: 8.5 feet and Zulado:8.9 feet. He is a biiig boi! <3 For all my 4 trolls, right now, he is the quietest one and not so big party boi like Jamba. He is like serious and he doesn’t smile so often but he is pretty kind troll. As long you don’t piss him off.
And last but not least we have Rapsora (Ice troll) who is same height as Jamba: 8.5 feet tall. And he is fluffy!! I have decided that he is the meanest and a little violent than the other my bois. Because ice trolls are in generally pretty nasty guys so I want to make a bad boi. He may not look like one but oh boi! You are so wrong! ;D
So I walked past Misha and told him to just chill out for a second while I pulled Jared aside to tell him the plan. I then see Misha over Jared’s shoulder yelling “YOU CHILL OUT” at me… Whispering into Jared’s ear when he’s 8 feet tall is super hard so I raised up and he leaned down and suddenly my face was dangerously close to his and I had to remember what I was there for so I said, “let’s crush Misha” and he starts directing me where to go and Misha’s like “I don’t like being conspired against!” I imagined I would hug Misha and Jared would get behind him, but Jared had other ideas and I was confused. I forgot how to face and what to do with my arms. And of course Chris made me retake it.
I know I’m gonna get cropped out but please credit me and link me to your edits :)
This fuckin’ guy. The WikiLeaks founder, who’s been hiding from justice in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London for five years, can claim victory. But let’s be clear: the chief prosecutor in Sweden still thinks he did it. “I can conclude, based on the evidence, that probable cause for this crime still exists,” Marianne Ny, the chief prosecutor in Sweden, said. He gets this “win” because of a court-ordered deadline and the fact that Ecuador won’t cooperate. What a hero.
This fuckin’ guy, part two. “Former New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner will plead guilty to sending obscene material to a North Carolina teenager in the sexting case that the FBI was investigating in late October 2016 when it infamously found emails on Weiner’s computer that his wife Huma Abedin had sent to Hillary Clinton.” I don’t know what to say about this dude other than: This gross, severely disappointing human being needs to just go away and figure out how to fix himself and never return to our lives again.
Этот грёбанный парень, часть третья. I really liked this quote from yesterday: “There is no collusion between, certainly, myself and my campaign — but I can always speak for myself — and the Russians,” he said. “Zero.” I’m not sure if this is just a typical meaningless Trumpian word salad or if it’s a signal that he’s prepared for someone other than himself to go down.
Mr. Comey — who is 6 feet 8 inches tall and was wearing a dark blue suit that day – told Mr. Wittes that he tried to blend in with the blue curtains in the back of the room, in the hopes that Mr. Trump would not spot him and call him out.
“He thought he had gotten through and not been noticed or singled out and that he was going to get away without an individual interaction,” Mr. Wittes said Mr. Comey told him.
“Chaffetz will resign from Congress next month, saying a “mid-life crisis” had compelled him to step away from his chairmanship of the House Oversight Committee just as it is poised to investigate President Donald Trump’s firing of the FBI director.” Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmthesefuckingpeople.
The US Federal Communications Commission voted 2-1 today to start the process of eliminating net neutrality rules and the classification of home and mobile Internet service providers as common carriers under Title II of the Communications Act.
Well, that’s all for today, kids. I hope you have a good day, filled with cool drinks and cool shade. I should find a popsicle or 12. If you have any comments for what you want to see more of here, please let me know. Thanks for being here.
You did a most beautiful one piece girls list, can you do the same for most handsome guys??? (btw I loved your choices with the girls)
Ok this is HELLA old Imma apologize right away for a taking so long and b that I’m doing a top 14 list, rather than top 10 list because they’re much more male characters
Once again all just my opinion on most attractive guys on One Piece, here we go:
Top 14 most handsome OP men:
14. Monkey D. Luffy
oh yeah Luffy is absolutely a very pretty guy
I love men who could kick my ass in heels and lipstick
His beauty wasn’t supposed to be seen as a joke, he really is gorgeous
He’s really really good looking and badass and tattooed. I’m sold and his new hairstyle is sick as fuck
10. X Drake
Love my 8 feet tall Dinosaur, the anime sometimes fucks him up but I think this particular shot is even sweeter than some manga panels
9. Donquixote Doflamingo
Everybody is secretly attracted to the garbage bird and it’s always gonna stay that way
8. Young!Monkey D. Garp
The amount of money I’d pay to touch his arms and face and abs…and other things
7. Dracule Mihawk
Zoro’s adoptive Daddy is handsome and he knows it, allso huge bonus that he’s pretty much one of the very very very few OP men who know how to dress well the others being Sabo, Kuzan and Sakazuki
6. Donquixote Rocinante
He’s even more handsome than his brother and if anyone is hesitant to acknowledge his beauty because of his hidious Make-up than please take a look at Cora-san here
Holy fucking shit *drools*
He’d probably be higher up in this list if he shaved his legs, anyways he’s really gorgeous
4. Portgas D. Ace
No doubt Ace is a handsome fella
My Nr 1 favorite character and such a handsome dude, I feel like people forget how attractive Sanji actually is because he always makes a fool out of himself and is also always the butt of the joke but honestly he’s called Mr Prince and Pretty Boy for reasons
Saw my man after his training and I already was like, holy hell he got pretty…and now after the timeskip…jesus christ you did a good job toei. Coby is sooo fine while he still rocks his pink hair, the flower bandana and the stupid glasses.
And here is the Nr 1 most attractive OP man, sorry guys if you expected someone else but Sabo is very veryhandsome and even tho I know for a fact that Oda sexed him up and made him attractive for money and fanservice I am happy he did it.
Some general setting notes for the fantasy realm of Xostrine, aka a name I chose out of a generator so I could stop calling it the dragondicks pornoverse, aka a universe designed entirely around writing monster porn that is not intended to withstand any amount of serious scrutiny whatsoever. Suitable for original fiction, AU fanfic, roleplays, or whatever else your heart desires. Probably not a tabletop game. Please don’t inflict this porn setting on your players. That’s awk.
My personal lore of the purple bloods
Take or leave whatever ya like
The purple blood caste holds two allegiances. Their cult and the empress. While they find a strong distaste for violet bloods (seeing them as heathens and tainted purple) they see the empress as a good example of the work the Messiahs call for.
Should the empress not follow within the general principles of the cult, the caste is no way obligated to follow her orders. It just so happens that killing the weak and putting trolls above aliens is pretty much all the purple bloods expect from the empress
The caste values it’s religion highly, seeing themselves as war clerics of glory. They act like warrior priests leading and directing while not doing much paper work. They are the most up close and personal caste, unafraid of what most deem horrifying. Their boundless rage and waning mental stability makes them berserkers in battle, often leading the charge and soaking up damage and shrugging it off.
Purple blooded weaponry is based off of whimsy and the general instability of the caste leads them into developing unique and odd weapons
Spiked juggling clubs, nunchucks the size of tree trunks, etc
They are naturally the largest caste and thus typically wield the largest weapons.
(Violet bloods are more compact and dense due to water pressure. A full grown empress will be the tallest troll, always, but they always have a double trident)
A full grown adult can range from 6 10" feet to 8 5" feet tall (excluding horns). In more extreme cases some have been known to grow up to 9-10 feet tall
More often than not the purple bloods will be like the roaming death tanks leading the charge
Massive size with massive bizarre weaponry leads to a very frightening fighters
Purple bloods make up roughly 5% of the total population and can live up to 700 years
Purple bloods see their role as dark shepherds, protecting the flock, but purging the weak to make it stronger.
They generally see Lowbloods as the fuel to the fire of troll kind, cogs to the machine. They aren’t too valuable on their own, but they are needed all the same and have a place. (Not exactly worthless, but not exactly worth much)
(Rust through Yellow)
They see Midbloods as the guides, keeping things on a steady, neat course and typically doing the more precision based, mentally taxing jobs (paperwork, desk jobs, middle class)
(Olive through Cerulean/Cobalt)
They see Highbloods as the harsh rulers needed to keep the troll race great.
(Indigo through Fuchsia)
While they generally see themselves as better than all other castes, they often acknowledge everyone’s place within the Dark Carnival.
The beast tamers, the jugglers, the artists. Everyone is given a place, but as purple bloods they are the ring leaders.
More strict leaders of the cult (The Grand Highbloods) see themselves as harsh masters, bringing the carnival to reality with harshwhimsy (harshwimsy being the ability to impose your will on reality. Through actions, words, intimidation, persuasion, etc.) These are often Subjugglators. In human terms, warrior chieftains.
More relaxed members see themselves as purifiers, cleaning up the troll race. These are often laughsassins, whimsical assassins who are generally much calmer and use more precise and subtle methods. Kurloz would be one.
There are many other occupations and roles to fill.
For instance, Honkconquerors who take the role of generals in battle for holy crusades (which is to say all crusades)
Their cult sees purple bloods as the rightful followers of the Messiahs. While any land caste can be a member of the cult, purple bloods are immediately the highest in the church. They refer to their own caste as mirthbloods, a sign of their unique sovereignty.
Only purple cult members are allowed to wear their sacred face paint and it is considered dishonorable to be seen without it. Only close quadmates are allowed to see their true face, but only in privacy
They often perform rituals invoking the Dark Carnival wherein every mirthblood must demonstrate their whimsy in some way
Gamzee talked with his lusus and clown work and juggling became his go to. His lusus not being around made him awful at riding his unicycle and pretty crappy at juggling. His skills would be considered poor and could even get him culled if his attitude wasn’t whimsical and capricious.
Kurloz was trained for being a laughsassin, making him acrobatic and skilled at the grief trapeze.
Chucklevoodoos are a myth within the cult, deemed as spiritual power gifted by the Messiahs. One day the two messiahs will reincarnate themselves into a single troll. This troll will be gifted with chucklevoodoos and will change the church forever
Gamzee and Kurloz are these reincarnations
The Mirthful Messiahs were originally inspired by Calliope and Caliborn. Due to Lil Cal, Doc Scratch, and the Handmaid, over the sweeps the Messiahs have become more styled after Lord English and Doc Scratch
More calm purple bloods follow after Calliope and Caliborn
More aggressive purple bloods follow after Doc Scratch and Lord English
Grand Highblood is a title bestowed upon the top leaders of the purple bloods. Many trolls will speak of the empress by her title and violet bloods are constantly referred to as the nautical aristocracy as opposed to simply highblood.
There are 12 Grand Highbloods at any one time. Due to the sheer size of the troll empire it’s highly unlikely for most trolls to ever meet more than one Grand Highblood.
Collectively the 12 are referred to as the Court of Miracles.
That’s my personal rundown for my favorite caste! Hope you enjoyed!