70'h

Masterlist

~updated 9/10/17~

Imagines:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Imagine: Qui-Gon Walking In On You And Obi-Wan In The Middle Of Making Out.

Imagine: Obi-Wan Getting De-Aged Into A Toddler; Yet You Don’t Know It’s Obi-Wan And You Have To Care For Him:

Imagine: Obi-Wan Taking Care Of You While You’re On Your Period


Luke Skywalker:

Imagine: Luke Finally Snapping After Seeing Han Flirt With You Too Many Times.

Being Forced Into An Arranged Marriage With Luke Skywalker When He Returned.


General Hux:

Imagine: Forcing Hux Away From His Desk To Rest But The Workers Get The Wrong Idea.

Imagine: Hux Being Too Stressed And You Help Him Calm Down

Imagine: Phasma pestering General Hux about who he slept with last night, only to figure out it was you when you and convince Hux to ask you out. *TEXT*


Anakin Skywalker:

Imagine Your Love Being The Reason Anakin Turns To The Dark Side 


Matt The Radar Technician:

Imagine Having A Lazy Day In Bed With Matt The Radar Technician



One-Shots:

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Do You Remember {Obi-Wan Kenobi}

Playing Doctor {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Padawan {Master!Obi-Wan X Padawan!Reader}

Listen Master… {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

You Have To Stay. {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Ritual {Obi-Wan X Reader} •NSFW•

Whips&Chains. {Sith!Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader} •NSFW• •AU•

Oh Shi- {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader} •Slightly NSFW•

Morning {Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader}

Stressed {Obi-Wan Kenobi} •NSFW•


Darth Maul:

Finally {Darth Maul X Reader} (PART 1)

•Finally Part 2• Training {Dad!Maul X Reader X Child}

•Finally Part 3• Expanding Family {Darth Maul X Reader}

His First {Darth Maul X Reader} •NSFW•

Don’t Go. {Maul X Reader}

Stockholm Syndrome {Darth Maul X Reader}

School {Darth Maul X Child X Reader}

Training {Darth Maul X Apprentice!Reader}

Never Been Hurt {Darth Maul X Reader}

Flirt {Darth Maul X Apprentice!Reader}

November Days {Darth Maul X Reader}


Lieutenant Mitaka:

The Morning After. {Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka X Reader} •Slightly NSFW•


Matt The Radar Technician:

The Radar Technician {Matt X Reader}


Darth Vader:

Feelings {Darth Vader X Apprentice!Reader}

Don’t You See?? {Darth Vader X /Apprentice!\Reader}


Qui-Gon Jinn:

A New Padawan. {Qui-Gon Jinn X Reader} •AU•


Luke Skywalker:

Just Luke

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 1}

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 2}

Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader {Part 3}

REWRITE Arranged Marriage: Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader [Part 1]

REWRITE Arranged Marriage:Old!Luke Skywalker X Reader [Part 2]


Kylo Ren:

Clarity *songfic* // to an extent \ (Kylo Ren X Reader)

Fetish {Kylo Ren X Reader} part 1

Fetish {Kylo Ren X Reader} part 2


Anakin Skywalker:

“What About Padmé?” “So? What About Obi-Wan?”{Anakin Skywalker X Reader} •SLIGHTLY NSFW•

What Do I Get? {Anakin Skywalker X Reader}


General Hux:

Fantasies {General Hux X Reader} Slightly NSFW


Preferences:

How They Kiss You

When They Get Jealous.

 Sex {NSFW}

How They React To Pregnancy Scares.

Are The Dominant Or Submissive During Sex (+ Kinks). •NSFW•

How They Impress You.

How They Act When They Catch Their Child Playing With Their’s/Someone Else’s Lightsaber.

How They Feel/React About/To Your Death.

They Catch You Singing/Playing An Instrument.

Ultimate Preferences:

How They React To Being A One Night Stand


Headcanons:

Darth Vader:

Dating Vader Would Include:


Darth Maul:

Dating Maul Would Include:

Sex With Maul •NSFW•

Husband!Darth Maul Would Include:

Pregnant Body Praise/Worship With Maul •SLIGHTLY NSFW•

Maul With His Son/Daughter.

Dad!Maul and Dad!Obi-Wan Having Their Kids Together For A Play Date.

Sex With Darth Maul/Boba Fett


Qui-Gon Jinn:

Dating Qui-Gon Would Include:

Sex With Qui-Gon Jinn •NSFW•

Dating Kylo Ren/Qui-Gon Jinn Would Include:


Luke Skywalker:

Dating Luke Would Include:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•


General Hux:

Dating General Hux Would Include:

Polyamorous Relationship Headcanons (Kylo Ren X Reader X General Hux)            


Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Obi-Wan As A Father.

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Relationship With Obi-Wan Would Include:


Kylo Ren:

Sex With Kylo Ren. •NSFW•

Dating Kylo Ren/Qui-Gon Jinn Would Include:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}

Polyamorous Relationship Headcanons (Kylo Ren X Reader X General Hux)            


Matt The Radar Technician:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}


Ben Solo:

Dating The Triplets {Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt}


Anakin Skywalker:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Dating Anakin Skywalker Would Include:


Poe Dameron:

Sex With Obi-Wan/Luke/Poe/Anakin. •NSFW•

Dating Poe Dameron Would Include:

Married To Poe Dameron Would Include:


Boba Fett:

Sex With Darth Maul/Boba Fett


Prompts:

Luke Skywalker:

Luke Skywalker X Reader Prompt: 70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

Luke Skywalker X Reader Prompt: “I’ve liked you for awhile now”


Darth Maul:

Darth Maul X Reader Prompt: 34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”


Obi-Wan Kenobi:

Ob-Wan Kenobi X Reader Prompt: 2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

Obi-Wan Kenobi X Reader Prompt: 95. “Are you drunk?”


Kylo Ren:

Kylo Ren X Reader Prompt: “Who is he?”

#1-126 Prompts for any Character!!

Okay!! So, you can pick any of these prompts for any character you want at any time. Thanks!!!!


1. “This isn’t gonna end well!”

2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

3. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!

4. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”

5. “Well, this is where I live.”

6. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”

7. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

8. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.”

9. “I am not losing you again.”

10. “Why don’t they just kiss already?”

11. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

12. “All I wanted was your honesty.”

13. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”

14. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”

15. “I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”
16. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

17. “Are you really taking his side against me?”

18. “Wait a second are you jealous?”

19. “I wish I could hate you.”

20. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.”

21. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”

22. “Come over here and make me.”

23. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

25. “I thought you were dead.”

26. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”

27. “I love you, you asshole.”

28. “You did this for me?”

29. “You can’t protect me.”

30. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”

31. “Promise me you’ll look after your mom.”

32. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

33. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”

34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”

35. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”

36. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”

37. “I want to go back to before….”

38. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”

39. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”

40. “Why are you up so early?”

41. “Please, take me instead!”

42. “You braided his hair?”

43. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”

44. “Have you lost your damn mind?!”

45. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”

46. “I’m your daughter.”

47. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”

48. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

49. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”

50. “Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.”

51. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”

52. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.”

53. “I’m not happy here.”

54. “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”

55. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.”

56. “You’re hiding something from me.”

57. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

58. “I want my best friend back.”

59. “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”

60. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

61. “A wedding?”

62. “I just want to be alone right now.”

63. “Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”

64. “Where would someone hide in a town like this?”

65. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”

66. “I thought you were a dream come true.”

67. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

68. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”

69. “I made a mistake.”

70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

71. “You can’t break my heart like this!”

72. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”

73. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

74. “I’ve moved on.”

75. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.”

76. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”

77. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”

78. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”

79. “Please, don’t give up on me.”

80. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”

81. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

82. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

83. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”

84. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

85. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

86. “I’m tired of being your secret.”

87. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”

88. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

89. “Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”

90.“Who gave you that black eye?!”

91. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

92. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

93. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”

94. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

95. “Are you drunk?”

96. “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
97. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”

98. “It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”

99. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.

100. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”

101. “My parents asked about you.”

102.“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

103. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

104. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”

105. “They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”

106. “There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me”

107. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”

108. “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”

109. “Don’t say you love me.”

110. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

111. Meeting him/her for the first time

112. Him/her asking you out

113. Your first date

114. Your first kiss

115. Cuddling with him/her

116. Neck kisses

117. “I swear I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

118. “Why are you wearing my shirt? Please, don’t take it off. It looks good on you.”

119. Going on a vacation together

120. Going to an amusement park together

121. Dancing together

122.Him/her rescuing you (if the person you want can do that ex. superhero)
123. Your first time

124. And what did we learn from that?” “Not to mess with you.”

125.Comforting him/her after a nightmare

126. The wedding day

ALRIGHTY THATS A LAME BANNER BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE YA GURL IS COMIN AT YOU WITH FIC RECS !!!!!!

since this is the first time i’m doing these i’m just gonna toss some of my favorite fics EVER into the air,, enjoy and please please please send me asks with fics you like / types of fics you’d like me to rec / etc. anyways,, here goes !

i. escapade 

mature | 146k | h&l, ziall

in the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for louis tomlinson. he’s rich. he’s handsome. he’s reasonably well behaved. but when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

ii. young and beautiful

mature | 227k | h&l, ziam

louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name zayn malik means something, niall horan doesn’t stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and harry styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.

iii. wild and unruly

explicit | 123k | h&l

harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in wyoming, and louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.

iv. swim in the smoke

explicit | 101k |  h&l

“what about this, captain?” liam asks, nudging the boy kneeling between their feet with the toe of his boot. the boy hisses and swipes at him, slurring out something unintelligible around the makeshift gag niall had to stuff in his mouth. he misses by a mile and tries again, just as ineffectively.

harry looks down at him, at the way the sun streams over his face and shoulders, at the way the gag stretches his mouth, lips pink and chapped. he’s lithe and pretty, smudged all over with dirt. they had found him tied up below deck, mostly unconscious, next to a barrel full of gold. he’s clearly a prisoner, but there’s something familiar about him, something that niggles at harry’s brain. something he can’t quite put his finger on.

“put him in my cabin,” harry decides, turning back to deal with the rest of the loot. the boy screams out jumbled curse words at harry’s back, muffled by the gag, and harry can’t understand any of it.

v. strawberry milk fic

explicit | 333k | h&l, ziam

“so here’s the thing,” he starts. “i didn’t mean what i said a few weeks ago to like, hurt your feelings or anything. if you like painting your nails, then you should do that, and not like, care if anyone else doesn’t like it because their opinions shouldn’t matter, you know?” louis takes a breath, finally glancing over to see the boy wide-eyed and pink-cheeked. on a whim, he adds, “and like, i noticed you scraping it off and you haven’t been wearing any and i think you should because that’s what you like.”

or an au where harry paints his nails and drinks strawberry milk and is too nervous for it to be nothing and louis’ just trying to figure out whats wrong with him

vi. amazing sin

explicit | 56k | h&l, lilo, haylor

gears started turning in louis’ head. purely mischievous gears that had louis formulating a revenge plan against taylor. he’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “i’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

“this can’t be good,” niall said, zayn just groaned.

“so I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” louis asked. he wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “what if I stole her boyfriend?”

or, the story of louis ‘steal your man’ tomlinson.

vii. your mess is mine

mature | 202k | h&l

louis is the father to the most brilliant little boy in the world who is all louis really needs, or at least that’s what he tells himself. harry is a gorgeous boybander fresh off a two year break and a massive scandal that’s left him a little broken and more than ready to move on.

they fall in love.

viii. the dead of july

mature | 117k | h&l

being an avenger means continuing to be captain america and smiling and being honorable for the public and harry does his best. but it doesn’t give him time to figure out who he is supposed to be once he takes off his uniform and puts the shield to the side. just being harry had always involved louis, and harry fears he doesn’t know how to exist without him.

or: harry is captain america, and louis’ been dead for 70 years.

ix. unbelievers

explicit | 136k | h&l

it’s louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. however, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.

or: the one where louis and harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

x. and then a bit

explicit | 158k | h&l, narbara, zerrie

“we’d like to give the fans what they want.” magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “we want to give them larry stylinson.”

or, take a parallel universe where louis and harry were never together, mix in a two year hiatus and an impending comeback, pour in a dash of lost fans, two tablespoons of strong friendship and a modest! employee with a good idea. add a squeeze of pretending to be a couple, lots of kisses and a tattoo or two. stir. serve: the mother of all publicity stunts.

(aka harry and louis fake a relationship for publicity. eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.)

xi. with a whimper

mature | 132k | h&l

the man grips his arm tightly. “you’re not going to say anything.” it’s not a question.

louis shakes his head, his body twitching.

“fine,” large green eyes survey him before letting go. “it’s cold. take this. wear it.”

louis can’t help another flinch as the man’s long scarf is wrapped around his tender neck, it’s still warm. he touches the soft material. “thank you.”

the man bears his teeth. “don’t thank me. don’t ever thank me.”

dystopian au. louis has been alone for too long to remember how not to be, and harry has too much to worry about to deal with a scrawny, wild, stranger.

xii. here in the afterglow

not rated | 88k | h&l

“if you hadn’t noticed, i don’t have many friends,” louis whispers, the blossom of insecurity in his stomach unfurling and clawing its way into his throat.

harry is silent for a long time, and then he speaks; a soft, slow uncurl that makes louis’ stomach shake. “i’ll be your friend.”

1970’s au. in a tiny town in idaho, louis’ life is changed forever by the arrival of a curious stranger.

xiii. atlas at last

mature | 93k | h&l

he doesn’t know what he had been expecting out of the road trip itself besides burping contests and too much shitty gas station food with oli and stan, but in the brief moment before harry ambles up his driveway, louis idly wonders if this is about to become some sort of gay coming of age story.

maine to california in ten days. in which zayn’s an open-shirt hippie they meet somewhere in ohio, liam’s the pastor’s son running away from home, and niall’s the number they call on the bathroom wall.

it’s 1978. harry and louis are just trying to get to san fran in time for the queen concert.

xiv. you watched me sink

explicit | 38k | h&l

they’ve discussed it a few times - the boyfriend thing. it’s not like it’s some forbidden, horrific, abandon hope all ye who talk about furthering the relationship sort of subject. they’re mature adults. they’re in tune with their feelings, their hearts’ desires, the way those butterflies swoop in their bellies whenever they so much as hold each other’s hands. they like each other. a lot. it’s mutual, they know. but for now, they’re just content to enjoy the simplicity of what they have, and what they have is great.

when dating in secret stops being enough, then they’ll discuss that too.

or, the one where harry teaches sex ed and sneaks around with the drama teacher, and doesn’t realize how out of tune he is with his true feelings until everyone else figures it out for him.

xv. wear it like a crown

explicit | 141k | h&l, ziam

au. as part of a team of fixers hired to handle a gay scandal in buckingham palace, louis expects prince harry to be a lot of things—most notably a royally spoilt brat. never mind that the very same prince harry used to star in quite a number of louis’ teenage fantasies.

hope you enjoy these and i’ll be back next month !!!!

Writing Prompts *Updated*

If you can’t come up with an imagine/drabble/blurb idea yourself, feel free to chose one of these to request. Just message us with the name, character and whatever fandom or movie or show they are from and we will do our best to get it done! Before you ask to make sure it hasn’t already been posted just search on our blog the number of the prompt to see who it has been written for before.


1. “I don’t want to have a baby.”

2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?” 

3. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!

4. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”

5. “Well, this is where I live.”

6. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”

7. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.” 

8. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.” 

9. “I am not losing you again.”

10. “Why don’t they just kiss already?” 

11. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

12. “All I wanted was your honesty.”

13. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”

14. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”

15. “I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”

16. “Don’t fucking touch me!” 

17. “Are you really taking his side against me?”

18. “Wait a second are you jealous?” 

19. “I wish I could hate you.”

20. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.”

21. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”

22. “Come over here and make me.” 

23. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

25. “I thought you were dead.”

26. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”

27. “I love you, you asshole.”

28. “You did this for me?” 

29. “You can’t protect me.”

30. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”

31. “Promise me you’ll look after your mom.”  

32. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

33. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”

34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”

35. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”

36. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”

37. “I want to go back to before….”

38. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”

39. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”

40. “Why are you up so early?”

41. “Please, take me instead!”

42. “You braided his hair?”

43. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”

44. “Have you lost your damn mind?!”

45.  “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”

46.  “I’m your daughter.”

47. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”

48. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

49. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”

50. “Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.”

51. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”

52. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.”

53. “I’m not happy here.”

54. “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”

55. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.”

56. “You’re hiding something from me.”

57. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

58. “I want my best friend back.”

59.  “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”

60. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

61. “A wedding?”

62. “I just want to be alone right now.”

63. “Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”

64. “Where would someone hide in a town like this?”

65. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”

66. “I thought you were a dream come true.”

67. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

68. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”

69. “I made a mistake.”

70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

71. “You can’t break my heart like this!”

72. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”

73. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

74. “I’ve moved on.”

75. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.”

76. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”

77. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”

78. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”

79. “Please, don’t give up on me.”

80. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”

81. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

82. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

83. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”

84. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

85. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

86. “I’m tired of being your secret.”

87. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”

88. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

89. “Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”

90.“Who gave you that black eye?!”

91. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

92. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

93. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”

94. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

95. “Are you drunk?”

96. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

97. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”

98. “It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”

99. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.

100. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”

101. “My parents asked about you.”

102.“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

103. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

104. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”

105. “They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”

106. “There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me”

107. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”

108. “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”

109. “Don’t say you love me.”

110. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

Estonian Winter aesthetics
  • You turn on your TV. The channel you turned on is showing skiing. You change channel, but there is also skiing. You can not escape skiing, and you are not even willing to try. You sit down to watch skiing, to be inevitably disappointed as Estonian skiiers will place in top 10 - from the bottom.
  • Your grandma comes after you for not eating enough garlic. You dare not to disobey grandma and eat the garlic - how did these woollen socks and pants get on your legs? Oh you, grandma.
  • You are walking outside and see person falling down. Tourist, you mutter, as you try to ice skate on the icy pavement with your boots, for falling over would be so un-Estonian.
  • Is that sunlight you see? No, it is gone. It must have been your imagination, for sun never rises in Estonia during Winter.
  • Your cousin tells you about driving car on the frozen strait between Estonian mainland and island of Hiiumaa. You are not concerned, for it completely normal thing to drive object weighing 2.5 tonnes over layer of ice at 70 km/h.
  • You are wearing skiis, but you have no recollection of putting them on. You start skiing, because there is nothing else to do. Maybe one day in the far, far future you’ll take part of Tartu Marathon.
PAX East 2017 Community Q&A TL;DR

Full transcript here

Video On Demand here (panel is 00:18:45 - 01:12:30)

  • Recap of Stormblood features:
    • New story: antagonists Garlean Empire and Zenos yae Galvus
    • New areas: Ala Mhigo/Doma/Other Far Eastern Locales
    • 2 new jobs: Red Mage and Samurai
    • New level cap: 70
    • Battle system refinement
    • New gear and crafting recipes
    • Expanded exploration missions: Eureka
    • New beast tribes and primals
    • Increased inventory capacity
    • Updated PC minimum spec requirements
    • End of PS3 support
    • Swimming & Diving
    • 8-man raid: Interdimensional Rift - Omega: The Bend of Time
    • 24-man raid: Return to Ivalice
  • i280 Diadem weapon PSA:
    • TL;DR: “You all need to calm down a little bit.”
    • Getting one is like winning the jackpot in Vegas with a quarter you found on the ground outside
    • Yoshi-P still thinks Anima weapons are the best because you can customise them to your liking
    • Reiterates that he wants everyone to calm down
    • Full PSA transcript here
  • Q&A (22 questions):
    • Cleric stance: Still in Stormblood, but Yoshi-P wants healers to focus on healing first, and only DPS once all healing is taken care of.
    • Weekly item limit in Dun Scaith and Alexander Savage: Will be lifted soon.
    • Cruise Chaser mount: May possibly be looked into.
    • Doma and Ala Mhigo lost to Garleans because they only had DPS: That’s why they need Eorzeans to tank and heal for them!
    • Sharlayan aetherometer glamour item: Maybe if we actually go to Sharlayan homeland - “6.0? 7.0?”
    • Healer job balance: Question-asker said people prefer AST and SCH because of their buffs and utility. Yoshi-P wants people to trust him to balance it correctly.
      • (Q) “[AST] has the same potency as [WHM].”
      • (A) “Currently, yeah.”
    • Eternal Bonding updates: Planned for 4.1 or 4.2.
    • DoL/H in 4.0: Action skills will be adjusted for the new cap of 70. No new DoL/H classes in Stormblood.
    • Krile Mog Station outfit: Being worked on.
    • Seasonal Event Instances: Will be reprised, but not for All Saints’ Wake again.
    • Enochian Changes: Not everything about it is final, but it will be a permanent buff. Please stay tuned for more information.
    • Obscure Stormblood content: Lots of Kugane can be climbed. It’s tricky, but you should try to get up high.
    • Non-Responsive Customer Support: 
      • The question-asker’s account completely disappeared for no apparent reason
      • They couldn’t get through to support to ask about it - “no one picks up the phone”
      • Yoshi-P personally promised to talk to the community and service department heads about it, as they were at PAX East
      • Question-asker was told to come to the front at the end of the panel
    • Male Bunny Outfit Progress: Hyur and Roegadyn are finished; rest are on hold due to Stormblood. Yoshi-P thinks the Hyur one is sexy.
    • Orchestrion iPod: Good idea, but difficult technically.
    • Raid Tier Gear Set Bonuses: No plans, but they’ll consider it.
    • More Lore for Existing Clans (e.g. Duskwight): Stormblood will focus on some of the existing cultures, but can’t confirm which one(s). Mention lore team may wish to produce second lore book, but no confirmation.
    • Armour and weapon display in housing: Confirmed for 4.X series.
    • Diving log: Some “travel log” entries may or may not be underwater.
    • Greater amount of challenging content: Not really possible unless they doubled the development team in size. But they’ll try to produce more for people who clear the raids and are bored.
    • Mentor programme expansion in Stormblood: Easy to do technically. They’ll look into it.
    • New Tank Job in Stormblood: Hard no - “I’m gonna die!” Play Stormblood first, then ask about new jobs.
  • North America data centre upgrade
    • Since launch of ARR, Square Enix took on challenge of overseas data centres
    • Want to provide best service possible with increase of inventory and armoury chest
    • North America data centres will be moved to “facility that has the latest equipment”
    • Planned for middle of May, before Stormblood release
    • Watch official forums for more details such as what kind of preparation is required, what the actual dates are going to be, and why they had to do this

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❂Luke Skywalker X Reader❂

Originally posted by lady-arryn

Prompt:
70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

Everything had been peachy up to now. You’d recently moved in with your boyfriend of 5 years, Luke Skywalker.

Currently you were in the kitchen, on a hologram to Leia, whilst making a meal for you and Luke to eat later on. “Are you okay Y/N?” Leia asked you. A concerned look spread across her face when she saw you frown.

“Yes, I’m fine Leia,” you lied, smiling weakly.

“That’s a lie, come on Y/N,” she mumbled. “You know you can tell me anything!”

“It’s just…” you trailed off, stirring the pot of ingredients on the stove. “It’s been 5 years Leia…”

“Since what?” She asked as she watched you stir and stir the pot.

“5 years since I’ve been with Luke,” you stressed. “Is he ever going to propose to me Leia?”

“Propose? What’s made you want that?” She asked, sounding rather surprised. You slammed the spoon on the table and squeezed your eyes closed angrily.

“I’ve always wanted him to propose Leia, it’s been forever, and I’m starting to feel like he doesn’t love me, or want to marry me anymore!” You began to tear up, rubbing your eyes vigorously. Why were you so upset about it? You’d been dropping hints, and even asked him straight up, and he completely avoided the question. The smoothest dodge of a question ever.

“I’m sure that’s the true,” Leia explained reassuringly. “He loves you, I know that! He never shuts up about you. Not being rude, but I wish he would shut up about you.” She laughed at herself which made you smile slightly and place a lid on the pot.

“Thanks Leia,” you smiled. “I think I’m going to go upstairs and have a nap for an hour while the rest of the food cooks.”

“alright!” Se exclaimed. “Send me a message later and let me know how your meal went.”

“erm okay,” you said. “Bye,” you said waving before turning off the hologram and washing your hands. You turned around to walk upstairs only to be face-to-face with Luke. You blushed slightly and began to stutter. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

“Long enough,” he said, a smirk tugging at his perfect lips.

“Meaning what?” You asked, as he got closer to you and held your waist.

“Long enough to know that I’d be an idiot if I left it till later tonight,” Luke smiled and kissed you gently.

“Left what until tonight?” You asked confused “Luke, you’re confusing me, what are you going about?”

“This,” he smiled and got onto one knee and smiled at you. “I know you felt like I didn’t want to marry you. But I do. I was just scared, because if we get married and you decide to leave me I’ll be so broken…”

“Luke-” you began, but he cut you off.

“BUT,” he said. “I’ve come to the conclusion that won’t ever happen. I won’t let it. And I want you Y/N L/N, to become my wife… so will you do me the honour of becoming Y/N Skywalker?”

You stood there for a second. Tears gleaming in your eyes. It was happening, it was finally happening. Luke was proposing to you and it was real. He was there, on one knee, with the ring pointing at you. You nodded speechless before shouting “Yes.” at least 10 times.

“I love you so much Y/N,” Luke whispered placing the ring on your finger and standing up to pull you into a slow yet passionate kiss.

I hope this is good enough! I was originally going to go with a cliché ‘Luke catching you singing’ but then I really wanted to try and be original and went for this!

Hope this okay! I’m working on the next one now!!!!!

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Prompt Request #16 - Brett Talbot

Requested by Anon

Brett Talbot x Reader

46. “You have a kid?“
70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”
106. “Can you just shut up and kiss me.” 


Brett and you had flirted for a few weeks during school time and now you both wanted to take it a step forward, in going out on a date.

Since there was much to do regarding school, Brett had invited you over for a study session. But you still hoped to snag your first kiss with him anyways.

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anonymous asked:

70 with modern Kylo?

70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”


Perhaps you were feeling brave, but today you decided to surprise your dear friend Kylo by visiting his place for once. You hadn’t seen him in a few weeks since he last came over, and you thought it be nice to surprise him with his favorite food from a local vietniemese place.

You thought maybe this would be a good opportunity to finally push your relationship past the friendship stage, as you liked him from the start.  What you didn’t expect was his mother to answer the door in his place.

“Oh hello, are you Kylo’s girlfriend” She asked you. Right, you had seen pictures of Leia before, but you had never met in person.

“Uh no, I’m just a friend, Y/N,” You introduced yourself.

“Oh Y/N! I’ve heard so many lovely things about you, Kylo always mentions you.”

“Really?” You furrow your brows.

“Yes! Of course, you two seem quite close. I’m so happy to finally meet you, I wish I could’ve met you sooner but I think Kylo has always tried to keep you away from me for some reason,”

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Prompt Requests

@lex-luth-or has agreed to let me use here prompt list so feel free to send me a request with the number and a character and I’ll try my best <3



1. “This isn’t gonna end well!”

2. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

3. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!

4. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked for mine.”

5. “Well, this is where I live.”

6. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”

7. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

8. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.”

9. “I am not losing you again.”

10. “Why don’t they just kiss already?”

11. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

12. “All I wanted was your honesty.”

13. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”

14. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”

15. “I’ve never felt this way before….and it scares the shit out of me.”

16. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

17. “Are you really taking his side against me?”

18. “Wait a second are you jealous?”

19. “I wish I could hate you.”

20. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her/him.”

21. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”

22. “Come over here and make me.”

23. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

25. “I thought you were dead.”

26. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”

27. “I love you, you asshole.”

28. “You did this for me?”

29. “You can’t protect me.”

30. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”

31. “Promise me you’ll look after your mom.”

32. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

33. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”

34. “The way you flirt is shameful.”

35. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”

36. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”

37. “I want to go back to before….”

38. “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend/boyfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”

39. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”

40. “Why are you up so early?”

41. “Please, take me instead!”

42. “You braided his hair?”

43. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”

44. “Have you lost your damn mind?!”

45. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”

46. “I’m your daughter.”

47. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”

48. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

49. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”

50. “Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.”

51. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”

52. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.”

53. “I’m not happy here.”

54. “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”

55. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.”

56. “You’re hiding something from me.”

57. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

58. “I want my best friend back.”

59. “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”

60. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

61. “A wedding?”

62. “I just want to be alone right now.”

63. “Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”

64. “Where would someone hide in a town like this?”

65. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”

66. “I thought you were a dream come true.”

67. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

68. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”

69. “I made a mistake.”

70. “H-How long have you been standing there?”

71. “You can’t break my heart like this!”

72. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”

73. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

74. “I’ve moved on.”

75. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.”

76. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”

77. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”

78. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.”

79. “Please, don’t give up on me.”

80. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”

81. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

82. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

83. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”

84. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

85. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

86. “I’m tired of being your secret.”

87. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”

88. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

89. “Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”

90.“Who gave you that black eye?!”

91. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

92. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

93. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”

94. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

95. “Are you drunk?”

96. “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

97. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”

98. “It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”

99. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.

100. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”

101. “My parents asked about you.”

102.“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

103. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

104. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”

105. “They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”

106. “There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me”

107. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”

108. “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”

109. “Don’t say you love me.”

110. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

111. Meeting him/her for the first time

112. Him/her asking you out

113. Your first date

114. Your first kiss

115. Cuddling with him/her

116. Neck kisses

117. “I swear I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

118. “Why are you wearing my shirt? Please, don’t take it off. It looks good on you.”

119. Going on a vacation together

120. Going to an amusement park together

121. Dancing together

122.Him/her rescuing you (if the person you want can do that ex. superhero)

123. Your first time

124. And what did we learn from that?” “Not to mess with you.”

125.Comforting him/her after a nightmare

126. The wedding day

  • Finland: speed limit on ice roads is 50 km/h (31 mph)
  • Sweden: speed limit on ice roads is 30 km/h (19 mph)
  • United States: speed limit on ice roads is 10 mph (16 km/h)
  • Estonia: ehh you can drive up to 70 km/h (43 mph) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯