4.2.17 7:05 PM // this week’s bullet journal spread ft. my attempt at a rose-quartz x serenity color scheme. didn’t have access to a working printer so i drew instead (or at least tried to hehe) 📖


pairing: connor murphy x reader

word count: 5,500

genre: a lil mix of fluff and angst

summary: you and connor murphy are partnered together for a biology project, and you have no idea what’s going to happen throughout the course of the week - or what’s going to change.

a/n: my first connor murphy imagine ahh!!! im really nervous to post this because honestly it’s all over the place and probably really terrible but i kinda dig it………… and i hope u do too!!! enjoy!!! <3

“Connor Murphy and Y/N L/N.”

Oh, God.

Biology had never been your favorite class. (Which wasn’t saying much, of course – no one really liked bio.) It was boring to sit in, tedious to go to, and, frankly, completely useless – who actually used biology? Like, in a career? You only signed up for it because your mom wanted you to, and even then, you did it begrudgingly.

After the first day of the semester, you wished you could take it back.

Especially when you realized how thoroughly ignorant your teacher was. She was old, eerily silent (sometimes Connor liked to ask her if she was dead), strict, and, frankly, really terrible at understanding how teenagers worked. Like, she had absolutely no idea when people hated each other or loved each other – and, no matter who she matched together as class partners, things always ended in disaster.

Except for you, of course – you always had a clean track record.

You didn’t think it would stay that way for long.

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Originally posted by sugutie

Genre: Smut, fluff, angst (it will contain smut in the next parts)

a/n: The story will have another part. So dont worry, im not cutting you off

Description:Jungkook is a  photography major in collaage. Every girl likes him yet he only has eyes for his camera, until he -even tho he hasnt realized it yet-  finds his muse.

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another fucking ryden masterpost

ok i know we have a lot already but not many are ~complete~ enough ot have been updated recently so yeah! here we go………………………

so as we all know, ryan has a questionable livejournal that he used before panic really became famous. there’s not a whole lot of ryden related stuff in that, but there is some cute stuff 

“duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude write about how… wait, nvm. i suck at this. i suck at life. psh, YOU suck. I HATE YOU! haha you know i love ya’ baby! wednesday. practice. be there or be…GAY!” honestly early 2000′s brendon is a treasure.

and another cute post from his lj (that I dont have the screencap for)

“I love my 3 friends to death. we are going to move out and see the country together playing music. I know it.”
ryan on august 8th. 2004.

well he was right!! because soon after Pete Wentz contacted them to try to sign them. you can read the conversation here but here’s the best part:

Pete Wentz (7:48:06 PM): You guys look good. The chicks gonna be swooning?
Ryan Ross (7:48:38 PM): once we get a keyboard player who can do all of the sampling we want to do it will be alot better too. its like we know how we want to sound, but just finding the right way to do it i guess is what we are working on.
Ryan Ross (7:48:40 PM): hahaha
Ryan Ross (7:48:51 PM): i dont know man, we look alright i guess
Ryan Ross (7:48:57 PM): we look young
Pete Wentz (7:49:42 PM): Youngs not abd at all
Pete Wentz (7:49:47 PM): How does the singiner look
Ryan Ross (7:50:05 PM): dead sexy.
Ryan Ross (7:50:41 PM): he’s no pete wentz. but still

So now, we move to 2006. this is where ryden becomes real as hell.

Ryan and Brendon both were dating scene queens (you can see my posts of Brendon and Audrey here and Ryan and Jac here)

The relationships didn’t last too long, and after the couples split the girls both claimed the boys to to be gay together.

There is also a supposedly leaked conversation between the girls where they again claim that R&B (lol) are gay together.

slamcrashp33n: Hi. How big/small is brendon uries penis.
twiggofviolence: About 4.5 hard
twiggofviolence: I feel bad for him
slamcrashp33n: Dude me too.
twiggofviolence: Lets not start humilating rumors for him?
slamcrashp33n: Ahhahaha no way dude.
twiggofviolence: I trust u
slamcrashp33n: No. I trust youuuuu
twiggofviolence: he always wanted to have butt sex I think he might be
twiggofviolence: I wouldn’t let him though
twiggofviolence: That’s gnarly
slamcrashp33n: dude fuck yeah. Don’t let him do the flipover on you.
twiggofviolence: Fuck no
slamcrashp33n: Fuck yeah.
twiggofviolence: Him and ryan probably do now
twiggofviolence: I honestly think there’s something goin on
slamcrashp33n: Dude I’ve been calling that shit from the beginniing
slamcrashp33n: No one believes me!
twiggofviolence: Me too whenever I was on tour I’d wake up and they
would be sitting in the lounge together alone at like 7am
slamcrashp33n: That’s shady as shit. Did you call him on it back then?
twiggofviolence: Yeah he said there just “best friends” but he’d rather
sleep with ryan in the lounge then me sometimes in his bed
twiggofviolence: Go figure
twiggofviolence: I just thought he couldn’t sleep on the bus but now I’m
like wow..
slamcrashp33n: dude I always thought he used you as a cover up.
twiggofviolence: I wouldn’t be surpised
twiggofviolence: Honestly haha
slamcrashp33n: Wow that’s some traumatizing shit.
slamcrashp33n: Yo do you have a british accent?
twiggofviolence: Haha sucks for him more I’d hate to be fmaous and try
and hide that I’m gay
twiggofviolence: Nah
slamcrashp33n: Dude if he’s gay then he should be proud. Wellll all of
his 11 yr old followers wouldn’t be fans anymore so I guess I see why he
hies it
slamcrashp33n: Hidesss
twiggofviolence: Haha yeha he’s probaly embaressed since all him fans
are so younge they would be confused
slamcrashp33n: They probably wouldn’t even know what gay was
twiggofviolence: True
slamcrashp33n: Dude jac didn’t answer when I asked her about ryan. Do
you know?
twiggofviolence: Hahaha nope no clue
slamcrashp33n: I bet brendon knows hahhaa
twiggofviolence: Oh duh
slamcrashp33n: Okay I’m off. Thanks for the info.
twiggofviolence: Have fun tell everyone u know
twiggofviolence: Haha
slamcrashp33n: Hhhahah yeah I figured you didn’t really care about
humiliating rumors

so that brings us to the most important event in recorded history ever! summer of 2006! 

First off, a ridiculously important interview Greta Salpeter from the Hush Sound did after they toured with panic:

Q: Tell us about your craziest touring experience.

On the 2006 Panic Tour, we played the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach [JUNE 24TH]. After the show, most of the bands and crew walked a mile to the beach and, having not brought our swimsuits, decided to swim in underwear or totally nude. Bob and I opted to skinny dip and, at one point, he was trying to get back to the shore but the waves were crashing over him and he was gasping for breath. I yelled to him, ‘Bob, are you going to live? As much as I want to help you, we are both naked so I can’t.’ (Would have been far too awkward). Thankfully, he survived in one glorious piece. 

The next night, Ryan made this infamous entry on his livejournal:

6-25-06 01:21:28 PDT - (No Subject)

The moon bred new Atlantic life tonight.the salt burned you right out of my eyes.and secrets we’re not proud of were taken with the tide. We were all newborns with blurred vision and no sense of direction.

Today I saw cancer, cigarettes and shortness of breath.
this is why I walk to the ocean.swim with jellyfish.I may never get this chance again.
this is why if you want to kiss you should kiss.
If you want to cry you should cry, and
if you want to live you should live.
You don’t have to love me. You already did. At least enough to keep me smiling from South Carolina to Virginia.it’s for lovers (orjustfriends)
This is why I do it.

Then Dream, one of the dancers who was on tour with them at the time, also wrote this in her journal:

June 24th, 2006
It’s our last night in Florida and let me tell you… this finally turned into a crazy rock tour… lots of shenanigans happened tonight… but I’ll save this story for the memoirs! Every night I stand on stage and tell the crowd that Brendon is a virgin… let’s just put it this way… it ain’t true!!!!

(Here’s a cute video where Brendon looks good as hell and Ryan says he’s no longer a virgin)

Then, the end of summer. Panic play an iconic show at the MTV VMAs at the end of August (a video for anyone who hasn’t seen.) This is where Ryan meets Keltie who becomes his girlfriend for a while.

2007 comes and passes and not a lot happens, as they were away (fucking) in a cabin and writing Pretty. Odd. However, something important did happen!! 

Ryan’s 21st birthday. His party was in New York City

Brendon wasn’t in NYC at the time, he was in rainy Seattle (important!!!). After the party, Ryan flew out to Seattle (apparently not warming Keltie). 

*scooby doo villain voice* and he would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those darn fan pics!

(I couldn’t find the original picture I’m sorry to whoever this fan, this hero is)

This event is believed to be the inspiration to Northern Downpour (Seattle is rainy and in the north… ryden is real) The song also had the lyrics,

I missed your skin when you were east,

You clicked your heels and wished for me.

Ryan was in the east coast….. anyway………

finally, 2008. Good year for ryden.

First off, here’s something from on Dylan Urie’s (Brendon and Shane’s dog) myspace:

Aug 11, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject:  awaking from summer dreams is never easy,  
Body:  but being awoken makes it so much worse.

as summer comes to an end we lose and gain so much.
summer lovers become part time lovers, then slowly fade to just a simple memory.
maybe it’s not so simple to some of us, though.
maybe we can’t just forget at the first leaf of autumn.
maybe we remember every detail until our last breath of air.
maybe we really aren’t okay when asked.
maybe we’re holding on, as we watch them let go.

sometimes, it is quite apparent that our “significant other” doesn’t feel the same.
we deal, because we know that there has to be something there.

a twinkle in an eye. a shock when we kiss. whatever it is, it’s there.
and maybe one day they’ll notice it too.

you know, i’ve never really liked days off.
they make me think too much.

it’s time to start loving to live, not living to love.
we can only give so much without anything in return.

this was pretty much just something i completely made up because i wanted to say i had a totally awesome summer.
then again, maybe it’s not so fictional for most of us after all?
summer’s almost over kiddos.
time to get back to filling those brains of yours’ with knowledge or maybe just nonsense with a degree.

stay smart,

You’ll start to notice that in several of both Ryan and Brendon’s lyrics (even now), they repeatedly refer to “living in a dream” or things along that line. (if you look back to the poem posted on Dylan’s myspace, the subject line reads “awaking from summer dreams are never easy.”)

Finally, in March 2008, Pretty. Odd. is released. the most important album of all time. The album had repeated references to the ocean (where ryden supposedly has sex), the summer, and dreams.

Northern Downpour “we should feed our jewelry to the sea
When the Day Met the Night. “in the middle of summer”
Behind the Sea (self explanatory)
Folkin’ Around “Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two Where summers lasted longer than Longer than we do”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea To see if I can catch a dream”
From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins “Watch love get strangled by a kite’s cold strings Fall comes early and summer leaves As a storm with the car keys”
She’s a Handsome Woman “Reverie” is another word for dream.
Northern Downpour “If all our life is but a dream”
Behind the Sea “A daydream spills from my corked head”
She Had the World “Throwing a line out to sea to see if I can catch a dream

Also something I noticed as I was looking through these lyrics (I noticed a lot but this is the only one where I’m not reaching too hard) in That Green Gentleman, these are the lyrics:

Little deaths in musical beds.
So it seems I’m someone I’ve never met.

You will only hear these elegant crimes,
Fall on your ears from criminal dimes.
They spill unfound from a pretty mouth. 

The word for orgasm is French translates into “little death.” I interperet the second verse to talking about when Jac and Audrey revealed Ryden, but thats just me.

Another thing that becomes important is references to the sun/moon. Most people consider Brendon to be the sun and Ryan to be the moon. Even today they still talk about this.

Also, there is many instances of Pretty. Odd. lyrics referencing a gay poet, Arthur Rimbaud.

Mas as Rabbits: We must reinvent love.

AR: I don’t like women, love must be reinvented, that’s for certain.

She’s a Hansome Woman: I wasn’t born to be a skeleton

AR: I wasn’t born to be a skeleton.

Behins the Sea: Yes, we’re all too smart to talk to God.

AR: Does he talk to God? Perhaps I myself should go talk to God.

Mad as Rabbits:  Preached the devil in the belfry

Also, just for bonus, I added in two of my fave ryden pictures of all time…..

in which ryans shirt button gets fucked up and Brendon’s shirt comes off… anyway….. here’s another picture (I’m trying to keep this as picture-free as possible because I know it makes it super hard on mobile users)

I am loving Ryan’s Brendon bracelet!

Another random thing: Spencer and Jon did an interview with out.com and had this to say:

Walker: And what’s the problem if Ryan and Brendon were actually dating, you know? There’s not really any problem with that.
Smith: Because they might be.

So now, 2009. The end of Ryden. 

Ryan and Jon left in July and there’s no more ryden. Now, we just have to use songs released by everyone’s side projects to get our Ryden fix (and there is so much……….)

The Young Veins (2010)

CAPE TOWN!: You asked me if I meant everything I said that night, I didn’t./I loved you, I left you, I lost you in Cape Town. (also: the last pre-split panic show was in Cape Town)

Maybe I Will, Maybe I Won’t:  Will you come visit me, finally finding sleep, we’ll swim around in dreams, stay afloat

Everyone But You:  She comes to me when I dream, I’m tired of counting sheep to see her, I sleep because I need her.

Dangerous Blues:  All I do is lie by the ocean side/Even the tide gets high at night.

Lie to the Truth: I know I broke your heart, mine is broken too. Now if we’re even, why are we both blue?

Panic! at the Disco


Memories:  When they decided they would try to make it on their own/When July became December, their affection fought the cold. But they couldn’t quite remember, what inspired them to go.

Trade Mistakes:  I may never sleep tonight as long as you’re still burning bright. If I could trade mistakes for sheep, count me away before you sleep. I’ll stay awake till I trade my mistakes or they fade away.

The Calender (confirmed to be about the split):  Put another X on the calendar, summer’s on its deathbed. There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends. And I meant everything I said that night. (last lyrics is a response to Cape Town)

Nearly Witches:  Matching set of marching clocks, the slumbering apparitions that they’ve come to wake up. (clearly referencing behind the sea)


Vegas Lights:  Oh, if you only knew what we’ve been up to, I guarantee you’d keep it secret. So give it to me now, we’re lost in a dream now


Hallelujah:  The time for being sad is over and you miss him like you miss no other, and being blue is better than being over it. (a response to Ryan’s question in Lie to the Truth)

Ryan Ross (2014)

Where I Belong: I know I should’ve never left, I’d gotten tired of being buried.

Lonely Moonlight: I’m not even going to decipher this the name is enough

So that’s the gist of it! I made this whole thing in five hours and by the time I finished it was 2am so forgive my typos. ryden is real

Dare | preview

Originally posted by all--kill

 Fluff | Crack | Smut | Bff!Jimin | Policeman!Jimin

❝ You and Jimin have been playing an ongoing game of dare since the fourth grade, the only thing off limits —much to his disappointment— was daring you to marry him. ❞

ETA: 05/7/17

A/N: As promised!!! A sneak peak of whats to come in a few days!! Dedicated to sana my love @chokemejimin because she pointed out that every single jimin fic or series she liked of mine was discontinued or deleted lmao. I hope u like it bc i love you!!!! 

“Interesting.” He muttered, focused on the rings on your fingers, none of which happened to be the one he had given to you two Christmas’ ago —no, you wore that one around your neck so no one misunderstood the nature of your relationship. Jimin rolled his eyes at that. Idiot girl.

You were the only one who misunderstood the nature of your relationship. Jimin was trying to marry and then fuck you and bless your stupid little existence by letting you have one or seven of his children, maybe not in that exact order but you were completely, obliviously stupid to his advances so it’s not like it really mattered.

“What’s interesting?” You sighed.

“___,” he whined, “You can’t just blow them off this once?”

“No.” You glared, “I always ditch them for you, they think we’re fucking.”

“Well they’re not too far off.” He smirked, and you returned it with a befuddled expression, “There was that one time you let me see your tits.”

You blinked at him, “Jimin that was once. In elementary school. You called them neato and I only did it because you said you would give me your dunkaroos. Also, I’m like 80 percent sure my nine year old tits were around the same size as your own at the time but whatever helps you sleep at night.”

Jimins smirk dropped, pinning you with a bored expression, “You always ruin everything.”

“Anyway,” You continued, “my point is I can’t blow them off.”

“I’ll just call Mina I’m sure she’ll understand—”

No!” You exclaimed, yanking your hand out of his own, and you instantly regretted it. Because Jimin wasn’t the established and decorated police sergeant he was at such a young age for no reason. His gaze narrowed on you in suspicion, and you glanced out the window, caving under his close scrutiny.

Park Jimin let out an over dramatic gasp that was loud enough to wake a very annoyed, very grumpy Min Suga in the front seat.

He pointed an accusatory finger in your face, “You have a date tonight, you betraying bastard!

Obsidian (III)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Taehyung (V)

Rating: NC-17

Warning: Murder mystery, smut

Word Count: 5,771

Summary: The world of magic is divided into dark and light, witches and warlocks, choice and fate. You’re a prodigy of light, a witch who works within the police force. You’ve heard of Taehyung in passing, spoken in whispers as the warlock of dark who has the world holding it’s breath.  All this changes on the night you’re assigned as security for a mysterious singer named V and you come face to face with Taehyung himself. What happens after that might be fate.

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Warped Tour 2017 Lineup!

No dates next to a band’s name means they’re on the full tour

Journey’s Left Foot Stage:

I Prevail
Attila (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Bowling For Soup (6/27-7/02, 7/26, 7/27, 7/29, 7/30)
Watsky (6/17-7/14, 7/16-7/18, 7/20-7/21, 7/23-8/06)
Futuristic (6/16-6/23, 6/25-8/06)
New Years Day
Sammy Adams (6/16-7/28, 8/01-8/06)
Hawthorne Heights
Never Shout Never (6/27-7/07)
Jule Vera

Journey’s Right Foot Stage:

American Authors (6/16-7/19, 7/21-8/06)
Our Last Night
Save Ferris (6/22-8/01, 8/05)
Beartooth (6/28-8/06)
Goldfinger (6/16-6/17, 8/04-8/06)
Streetlight Manifesto (6/24 only)
Hands Like Houses
Neck Deep
Andy Black
Dance Gavin Dance
Memphis May Fire

Monster Mutant North Stage:

Stick To Your Guns (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Silent Planet
Fit For A King
The Acacia Strain
Candiria (6/21-8/06)
Being As An Ocean
Hatebreed (6/21-8/06)

Monster Mutant South Stage:

After The Burial
Sworn In
Too Close To Touch

Skullcandy Stage:

Big D And The Kids Table (7/06-7/16)
Twilight Creeps (8/4-8/6)
War On Women
William Control
Bad Seed Rising (6/16-7/04)
Street Dogs (7/06-7/16)
Alestorm (6/21-8/06)
Barb Wire Dolls 
Riverboat Gamblers (7/29-7/30)
Sonic Boom Six 
Stacked Like Pancakes (7/16-8/06)
The White Noise

Hard Rock Stage:

The Ataris (6/16-8/01)
Fire From The Gods
Valient Thorr
TSOL (7/22-8/06)
Municipal Waste (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Strung Out (6/16-7/11, 8/04-8/06)
Sick Of It All (6/21-8/06)
Bad Cop / Bad Cop (6/16-8/06)
The Dickies (6/16-6/22, 6/24-6/25)
Doll Skin (6/16-6/25)
Suicide Machines (7/18-7/21)
Anti Flag (6/27-7/24)
The Alarm (7/7-7/16, 8/04-8/06)

Full Sail Stage:

Bad Omens (7/04-7/24)
Trophy Eyes
Shattered Sun (7/26-8/06)
Boston Manor
Courage My Love 
The Gospel Youth
Carousel Kings (6/16-7/05)
The Fantastic Plastics (6/16-7/02)
Separations (7/06-7/24)
tiLLie (7/26-8/06)
Playboy Manbaby (6/22 & 8/06)
Farewell Winters
Naked Walrus (6/23 & 6/24)
One Last Shot (7/07-7/10)
Knocked Loose 


A day in the life: Christopher Jackson, from ‘Bull’ to Broadway’s 'Hamilton’ (USA Today):

Sunday marks his last performance in the musical, which opened off Broadway in February 2015.  But on a late-October Friday, USA TODAY followed him on one of his last really busy days. At home in a Westchester County suburb, his son C.J., 11, left his lunch at home, while daughter Jadelyn, 7, forgot her eyeglasses. So dad and mom, singer Veronica Vazquez-Jackson, made separate trips to provide them. Around 9:30, he arrived at Bull’s Brooklyn studio and went into makeup for his scene with guest star Yara Martinez (Jane the Virgin).


11:28 a.m.: Jackson wraps the scene and heads to his dressing room. “Once we’re done with a scene, it’s gone.” Shooting television, “the camera is the only audience that you really have, and five weeks later you see what really came about.”

With Hamilton fame fueling interest, he auditioned for several pilots last spring, and Bull was among the last.  Through prior arrangement, his scenes on Hamilton days are scheduled for mornings.  "Most often when you’re on a TV show they need to have all of you,“ he says, but "they get how important it is for me to finish out my run. I’ve joked for years I want to land a TV show so I can finance my theater habit.”

Now that Hamilton has taught him how to say goodbye, “We get more Chris Jackson, which we love,” says Weatherly, adding his role will expand. “Sorry for all the Hamilton fans who don’t get to see him as George Washington.”

1:44 p.m.: In jeans, a cap, Air Jordans and a navy coat, he leaves the studio for a few hours of midday rest at home. Sometimes he hits the gym, or he’ll catch up on scripts before heading south to Broadway’s Richard Rodgers Theater.

6:15 p.m.: He arrives at Hamilton for an 8 p.m. performance, one of five he typically does each week (others are performed by Nicholas Christopher, who will take over the role permanently on Nov. 15). Jackson is one of a few remaining original stars of the smash musical;  co-stars Daveed Diggs, Leslie Odom Jr., and Lin-Manuel Miranda, left in July. “Chris is one of the hardest-working people I know, and so if anyone can make (double duty) work, that’s him. I’m excited that the show has found its success. That’s my buddy,” says Miranda, who also teamed up with him on Broadways’s In the Heights in 2008 and Moana, the animated Disney film out Nov. 23, for which Jackson sings an opening tune.

6:50 p.m.: “Hamilton is as hard a job as anything I’ve ever done,” Jackson says. “It’s equally rewarding, but it’s very taxing. It’s just so hard physically and emotionally to do it, and it just empties you out.” And by late September, juggling the two jobs left him feeling he was “done,” in part due to his kids: The workload  "guaranteed that I wouldn’t have a day off.  After about a month, I was like, that’s going to be a problem. I needed to be with my kids and my wife.“

7:05 p.m.:  Network TV scripts change each week, 22 times a year. Hamilton’s stays the same. But that doesn’t make it any easier, he says, likening it to a baseball player’s swing. "The inner workings of that swing, the angles, the speed, the tempo is completely different every single time you pick up the bat.”

8:15: The lights go down, and Hamilton goes up. Jackson makes his entrance in Act One’s opening song, “Alexander Hamilton.” The crowd in the 1,300-seat theater roars with approval. Did anyone anticipate such success when rehearsals began two years ago? “Lin didn’t; nobody did,” he says. “If they tell you that, they’re lying.” But neither did they fret over a potential flop: “It didn’t feel like a flyer; it was too smart for that.”

11:28 p.m.: After greeting friends onstage after the performance, Jackson changes back into his jeans and exits the stage door to greet autograph-seeking fans, an enraptured group filled with emotional kids and teenagers.  "I would characterize them as enthusiastic,“ he says. The sessions "remind me of a revival experience.”

One earnest young woman on the line sums it up best as Jackson reaches her spot: “Thank you for giving me the feels.”

[request] [scenario] home

Originally posted by beautifulcarats

((was this… accomodating OTL i am so drained from studying ;; i luv u cheese anon))

Title: home

Member: seungkwan

Genre: fluff fluff fluff // domestic au + established relationship 

Word Count: 1007

Seungkwan feels like he’s finally gone insane after being in the practice room for six hours straight, perfecting Soonyoung’s choreography for Highlight, which, by the way, is the most exhausting song he’s ever danced to. His feet ache, his thighs hurt, and his lungs burn.

He swears if he hears Soonyoung call him out for not bending his knees low enough, he’s going to bend Soonyoung in half.

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Imagine pranking the team with Loki

a little Loki x Reader

Word Count: 582

AN: So just looking for a short break from the angst bc I’m hurting inside. Hope you like it loves

“Loki, hush!” You giggled from behind a wall while Loki continued whispering about how this was your idea.

Which it was.

But it was just too good for Loki to turn down. The God of Mischief not mischievous enough to think of this prank himself? So it was easy to persuade him. He practically bounced at the idea of pranking the avengers, and with you right there with him, they wouldn’t throw him back in a cell. You were all currently staying at the tower, considering several threats that might need the team to move immediately, so it was easy to prank all of them at once.

“Wait for it. Tony’s alarm rings at 7.” You told Loki, who wouldn’t stop talking about how they were taking so long, “Here it comes.”


Loki spoke up, again asking about the team’s sleeping habits, “It’s 7:05. What happe-”

“Loki! Y/N!” You heard a voice that sounded like Steve yell… from Tony’s room. “You’re both dead!”

A very irritated but sleepy looking Steve comes storming out of Tony’s room before you hear another voice yell, “Guys, something’s happening!” It was Natasha’s voice, coming from Clint’s room, “I’m a woman! Guys, I’m… Nat?”

You giggled harder and watched as ‘Steve’ stormed off to yours and Loki’s room before 'Natasha’ came out of his room.

“What’s going on?” Bruce’s body came out of Natasha’s room looking concerned before she looked at everyone and sighed, asking, “Where are they?”

“Guys! There’s a hole in my chest.” Wanda came out running in Tony’s body. “I’m concerned. Stark, how does this work? What if I get a heart attack?”

“Does that mean I die? Loki! Y/N!”

You and Loki started laughing and hushed each other behind a couch when Bruce’s body came over to pull you both up. You both smiled sheepishly before you burst out laughing looking at everyone, Loki following.

Clint’s body came out running of Bruce’s and looked frantic. “Guys, I’m not in my body how is this happening!” He looked over to Nat in his body and started shaking her shoulders. “Clint, give me back my body.”

Nat gently pushed him off and tried to explain, “Bruce, it’s happening to all of us. Loki and Y/N here were pulling a prank.” Clint’s body seemed to relax knowing it was just magic and not some disaster from the lab before Wanda’s body came out of Steve’s room.

“Guys, I’m -”

“Loki and Y/N prank. But, I mean, come on. You got boobs, I got you.” Tony, in Steve’s body interrupted. “Y/N, seriously. You give me his body.”

“What’s wrong with my body?” Steve spoke up in Wanda’s body.

“It’s not my body. You might be buff, cap, but rippling pectorals won’t give you my good looks.” Tony replied and Steve huffed before Tony turned back to you and Loki, “Now, get us back to normal before I throw you back in a cell.” He said before turning around to leave.

Loki groaned and looked to the ceiling and you giggled at him. “You too, Y/N!” Your mouth fell open and Loki smirked down at you before wrapping his arm around your waist and kissing your cheek.

“As long as your there with me,” He whispered and you shoved his face away causing both of you to giggle.

“Come on, Loki. There are camera’s in the cells. That wouldn’t be too appropriate,” You replied with a wink and Loki chuckled before following you to the living room.