I’m hiring NPCs for my estate

Starting wage is $10/hour, with a $300 stipend for utilities and food. Housing is provided. 

Job description

  • Stay in the same outdoor area from 8 am to 8 pm every day
  • 8:01 pm - 7:59 am will be spent in bed. You can’t get up unless I try to kill you in your sleep.
  • I get to look through your pockets as much as I want, whenever I want, and you can’t say anything unless you notice me take something.
  • If I slip a vial of posion into your pocket you have to drink it no matter what.
  • You can ask me to do tasks that are vital to your life and well-being and I will complete them, but it’ll take five weeks.
  • Can’t wear nicer clothes than me unless you’re okay with me attacking you for them

There has been two bomb explosions in Saint Petersburg’s (Russia’s the second biggest city) underground subway. 

Please keep people of St. Petersburg in your prayers, because this is really scary.

Here’s hotline numbers:

+7 (812) 299-99-99 — crisis hotline of State Institution of Emergency Situations of the Russian Federation for St. Petersburg
+7 (495) 983-79-01 — help desk of State Institution of Emergence Situation
+7 (499) 216-99-99 — helpline of State Institution of Emergency Situations 


Here’s how the GOP’s new health care bill hits poor people the hardest

  • The basic outline of the health care reform could be summed up as follows: eliminate the Affordable Care Act’s taxes on higher earners, as well as some of it’s most important cost saving mechanisms, all while taking an axe to provisions designed to help poor and working-class people afford insurance.
  • The most notable example of this is the elimination of the Medicaid expansion going forward. Under the ACA, states could expand Medicaid to include anyone who earned up to 138% of the federal poverty line — $39,716 for a family of five in 2017— and the federal government would pick up 90% of the cost. 
  • But the new GOP plan eliminates those funds starting in 2020, promising to only help pay for people who would have been covered under the old baseline for Medicaid. Those who received coverage under the Medicaid expansion won’t have it taken away — so long as they stay in the program.
  • That effectively kills the ACA’s Medicaid expansion. If the bill were to pass, anyone between 100% and 138% of the federal poverty line would not be eligible for Medicaid unless they enrolled prior to 2020. 
  • For those who fall in that window and enrolled before that date, they can only maintain their coverage if they stay on Medicaid. That means if they get a job with employer-sponsored health care or a slight pay bump, but then lose that job later, they will lose their Medicaid eligibility unless they fall beneath 100% of the federal poverty line. Read more (3/7/17 4:01 PM)

2.12.17 // 7:01 pm •• when u have an exam to prepare for and everything is a mess lol.

Turbulence in LA Hi-Touch

Here it is!! Finally had time to sit down and write about this. I was supposed to post this like two days ago but I got sick and I’m preparing for my snowboarding trip!! Hope you enjoy reading about my experience~

For those interested in Part 1, you can read it here!

@honestlygot7makemewannadie @defsouljaebum @whaaaalep @defjaesbum @marksonmandu @husbandsjjp lol I finally wrote about the hi-touch LOL

Keep reading


-Frank; Un saludo a Vegetta que nos estará viendo, si nos traes unos ice-water te lo curras!
-Willy: Y unas alitas también…// MIN: 5:53

-W: Alguien nos podría decir si va bien o va mal… Vale, espérate haber si… (Mira el móvil)…Ah bueno, voy a escucharlo, me voy a otra habitación…
-F: Vengas va, ve pa ya… Willy ven,ven… que esto ya pinta… ¿Dónde se ha ido este hombre?//  MIN: 7:01

-F: Me va a dar un patatús, Vegetta, tráenos unos ice-Water…// Mira Vegetta el orillo, para que nos traigas el ice-water… MIN: 14:31

Willy mira el móvil. MIN: 15:26
-F: Ya te ha dicho Vegetta que viene?
-W: Tiene que venir Vegetta con un delantal… 

Mira que Frank lo ha estado llamando y reclamando, pero no ha aparecido, también te digo una cosa, llega a salir Vegetta en delantal y…uff!


[ 29 . 01 . 17 ]
— - 7/100

First off, thank you for 1000 followers! It’s truly amazing how great the community is. Secondly, I have to annotate a book named “Their eyes were watching god”; have any of you read it? Also, don’t you just love that pose? Have a great week! 🌿☕️

All Started With a Song// Conor Maynard

Word Count- 1238

Summary- conor sees your cover and contacts you

A/n- (feel free to change the friends name I was just too lazy to write y/f/n that may times.) this will be a series! i alreyad have the first 4 or five parts written but its not finished yet. lets see were this goes! please give me your feedback and enjoy! :)


You were sitting on your bed with two of your friends, Olivia and Alice. You three had been studying, or at least trying.

“My turn to play a song!” Alice laughed, grabbing your computer.

“Yeah, not like I was using that for my homework. You know that’s why I invited you over right?” you grabbed your notebook, opening it.

“Stop being a nerd,” Olivia said, closing her book.

As soon as you heard the beat of the song, you glared at Alice.

“You know I will get nothing done if he’s playing.” You sighed.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” she said, sliding the computer to you.

You stared at the screen, watching your celebrity crush sing.

Conor Maynard.

You had been gushing over him for the past year and a half. You found him through one of Joe Sugg’s videos. And you immediately fell in love.

You had completely forgotten about your homework, you were mesmerized by him. He was absolutely gorgeous.

Your friends knew this video was your favorite, because he looked so sexy in it.

It wasn’t an original song, it was a cover. But he always put a twist on his covers.

It was his deleted video of him covering Panda. You had memorized the entire thing, seeing as it was only 2 minutes long. You didn’t start signing until the part that Conor made.

“I don’t want a good girl, I’ve been rolling with the baldest.” You sang, looking at your friends. They had their phones facing you. They were Snap chatting you singing, they always did. You knew you could sing, but you never did. You chose to pick a different career path and keep that talent hidden.

Or so you thought.

“She told me models and she told me she’s an actress.” You smiled at their cameras. They quickly lowered their phones, posting the snap. But seconds later their phones were back up, filming you singing.

“Talking about how she been everywhere up on that atlas.” Alice made a funny face, causing you to laugh.

“Doesn’t make a difference, she’ll still end up on my mattress.” Olivia and Alice were both smiling, this encouraged you to keep going.

“Fuck your 15 minutes I’m the man of the hour. No more room up in my bed, let’s take it to the shower.” Great, now you were thinking about Conor in the shower. Your cheeks got red.

“Keep going!” one of them shouted.” You laughed, finishing the song.

You three laughed, “Why don’t you sing more often!” Olivia questioned.

“I don’t know, I just feel like it’s a hard career and I don’t want to be stressed my entire life. I rather be relaxed than be famous.” You grabbed your notebook, determined to get some homework done.

But then the next song came on, and your best friends looked at each other.

“No,” you said seriously, but there was a slight smile creeping onto your face.

It was Better Than You by Conor and Rita Oar. This song always got you three hyped.

“Please, we promise we’ll study after,” Alice pleaded.

“Promise?” you asked.

“YES!” they said in unison. You knew they were lying but agreed. You three began dancing to the music, abandoning your work.

This continued for the next 3 or 4 songs. It wasn’t until you guys decided to get food that your life would change.

You grabbed your laptop, following your best friends out to your kitchen.

“Ice cream?” you asked and they nodded their heads. While you got the food they grabbed the bowls and spoons.

“This is my favorite song!” Olivia screamed, turning it up.

It was Castle on the Hill by Ed Sheer an.

After you finished dispersing the ice cream, you put it away. Alice and Olivia sat down at the island, but you stood on the other side, facing them.

You began singing along with Ed, “I’m on my way, driving at ninety down those country lanes, singing to ‘Tiny Dancer’” you swayed your hips, shoving a spoonful of ice cream into your mouth.
“And I miss the way you make me feel, and it’s real, we watched the sunset over the castle on the hill,” you hadn’t realized that Olivia was filing you. But it wasn’t on a 10 second video on Snap Chat. It was a complete video.

After the song ended you heard giggles, so you opened your eyes.

“What’s so funny?” you asked, shoving yet another bite of ice cream into your mouth.

“Oh nothing,” Alice said, putting her bowl in the sink. “We should really go study.”

“Yeah, c’mon Y/n,” Olivia said, going back into your room.

The rest of the night was filled with quizzing each other and plenty of laughter.


It wasn’t until the next morning that you were aware of what your friends did. You woke up to hundreds of twitter notifications, a few snap chats, 3 missed calls from Olivia and 14 texts from both girls.

“What the hell?” you asked yourself as you went into the kitchen to grab some breakfast.

You put some bread in the toaster, opening your messages.

From Olivia:

6:39 have you seen twitter?

6:40 Look at Twitter!

6:47 Omg are you not awake yet?

6:48 Y/n

6:48 Y/n, wake up!!

You opened your texts from Alice.

From Alice:

6:53 Omg go on Twitter!

7:01 I didn’t think you’d go viral!

7:06 He might notice you

7:14 Y/N!!!!!!!




7:15 Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N!!!!!!!

7:16 oh my god you don’t deserve this. Wake the fuck up

You froze. The toast was dropped onto the plate in front of you.

Conor noticed you.

You reread the text too many times. Then you opened Twitter.

You had so many notifications your phone froze. So you closed your phone, and opened it again, refreshing. You decided it would be easiest to go to the source. Alice. You typed in her twitter name and saw the tweet.

Alice :) @aliiibooo

@ConorMaynard wya w/ this collab ??

Attached was a video, so clicked on it. It was you, standing at your counter. You were singing, every now and then shoving a spoonful of ice cream in your mouth. You cringed at the faces you made, you looked awful.

Curiosity took the best of you, and you searched Conor’s name.

Conor Maynard @ConorMaynard

What’s her twitter @aliiibooo ?

You almost peed yourself. Instead you started to hyperventilate.

But the surprises didn’t stop there.

Olivia Jones @viaoli324

her twitter is: @y/t/n , @ConorMaynard ;)

And yet, the surprises were still not over. Because then, right then. At 7:32 in the morning on the 4th of February, 2017, Conor Maynard followed you.

You immediately screenshotted the notification. You then proceeded to run to your room, rip open your computer and pull up Skype.

“You’re awake!” Olivia smiles.

“Have you seen it yet?” Alice says smugly.

“HE FOLLOWED ME,” you screamed.

They stared at you, mouths open.

“You’re joking!’ Olivia says.

“No, I’m not. It just happened. Like a minute ago. I can’t breathe.”

“Y/n! This is amazing!” Alice squeals, squeezing her blanket tighter.

“Oh… my… god…” you stared at your phone, a new notification popping up.

Conor Maynard

Hello Y/n. I saw the video of you singing. You’re really good. How do you feel about doing a cover with me?

Warped Tour 2017 Lineup!

No dates next to a band’s name means they’re on the full tour

Journey’s Left Foot Stage:

I Prevail
Attila (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Bowling For Soup (6/27-7/02, 7/26, 7/27, 7/29, 7/30)
Watsky (6/17-7/14, 7/16-7/18, 7/20-7/21, 7/23-8/06)
Futuristic (6/16-6/23, 6/25-8/06)
New Years Day
Sammy Adams (6/16-7/28, 8/01-8/06)
Hawthorne Heights
Never Shout Never (6/27-7/07)
Jule Vera

Journey’s Right Foot Stage:

American Authors (6/16-7/19, 7/21-8/06)
Our Last Night
Save Ferris (6/22-8/01, 8/05)
Beartooth (6/28-8/06)
Goldfinger (6/16-6/17, 8/04-8/06)
Streetlight Manifesto (6/24 only)
Hands Like Houses
Neck Deep
Andy Black
Dance Gavin Dance
Memphis May Fire

Monster Mutant North Stage:

Stick To Your Guns (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Silent Planet
Fit For A King
The Acacia Strain
Candiria (6/21-8/06)
Being As An Ocean
Hatebreed (6/21-8/06)

Monster Mutant South Stage:

After The Burial
Sworn In
Too Close To Touch

Skullcandy Stage:

Big D And The Kids Table (7/06-7/16)
Twilight Creeps (8/4-8/6)
War On Women
William Control
Bad Seed Rising (6/16-7/04)
Street Dogs (7/06-7/16)
Alestorm (6/21-8/06)
Barb Wire Dolls 
Riverboat Gamblers (7/29-7/30)
Sonic Boom Six 
Stacked Like Pancakes (7/16-8/06)
The White Noise

Hard Rock Stage:

The Ataris (6/16-8/01)
Fire From The Gods
Valient Thorr
TSOL (7/22-8/06)
Municipal Waste (6/16-7/02, 7/06-8/06)
Strung Out (6/16-7/11, 8/04-8/06)
Sick Of It All (6/21-8/06)
Bad Cop / Bad Cop (6/16-8/06)
The Dickies (6/16-6/22, 6/24-6/25)
Doll Skin (6/16-6/25)
Suicide Machines (7/18-7/21)
Anti Flag (6/27-7/24)
The Alarm (7/7-7/16, 8/04-8/06)

Full Sail Stage:

Bad Omens (7/04-7/24)
Trophy Eyes
Shattered Sun (7/26-8/06)
Boston Manor
Courage My Love 
The Gospel Youth
Carousel Kings (6/16-7/05)
The Fantastic Plastics (6/16-7/02)
Separations (7/06-7/24)
tiLLie (7/26-8/06)
Playboy Manbaby (6/22 & 8/06)
Farewell Winters
Naked Walrus (6/23 & 6/24)
One Last Shot (7/07-7/10)
Knocked Loose 



V: Hacemos una muy buena combinación porque tu me cubres muy bien ¿Sabes? Y yo te defiendo también muy bien
W: Y tu a mi mejor la verdad


W: Estoy justo, vamos, detrás de tu culo estoy aqui pegado..

Detrás de su culo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anonymous asked:

Have you done a fic of Maggie not being able to let Alex out of her sight/ panicking when she's a few minutes late coming home from work since the whole "don't wait up for me" turned into a kid napping thing?

Alex tells her she’ll be home at 7:00.

At 6:50, Maggie is pacing by the door.

At 6:55, she’s thinking that time has never moved slower.

At 6:57, she’s counting the seconds.

At 6:59, she’s staring at her phone, perpetually checking for texts from Alex, anything indicating where she is, that she might be late, that she’s on her way.

At 7:00, Maggie starts forgetting how to breathe.

At 7:01, Maggie calls Kara.

At 7:02, Maggie grabs her jacket, grabs her gun, no matter that she can’t breathe, no matter that her throat is too tight to say anything, no matter that she’s broken out into a cold sweat. She will kill anyone who –

At 7:02 and thirty seconds, Alex opens the door that Maggie is about to burst out of.

Alex takes one look at her and Alex knows.

She eases the gun out of her hand and she she kisses her, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.

“I’m here, Maggie. I’m home, I’m home. I’m here. I’ve got you. I’ve got you.”

But Maggie squirms away, her face contorted, her lip trembling.

“You’re not supposed to have me, Danvers. I’m supposed to have you! And I didn’t, and you could have died, you almost died, I should have known something was wrong earlier, I should have – “

“Hey, hey hey hey, slow down. Listen to me, Maggie. Listen to me. Please? This is a relationship. I love you. You love me.” She pauses because she knows that will make Maggie smile, even through her thickest tears. She’s right. “We love each other, Maggie. So it’s not one of us has the other. It’s both, Maggie. We take care of each other. And you took care of me. You found me, okay, you got me out.”

“And you held on.” Maggie’s voice is broken, and Alex’s heart breaks with it.

“And I held on.”

“I don’t know how to… function. Without you next to me, without…” She pauses and she laughs unexpectedly, and Alex tilts her head in question.

“Nothing, sorry, just… you know that mirror? In Beauty and the Beast? Where he can see anyone he wants, whenever he wants? I want that. For you. Except minus the lack of consent thing. I just… I don’t know how to function. Not knowing you’re safe. I mean, Jesus, Danvers, you were, what, a minute later than you said you’d be, and I nearly started World War Three.”

Alex smiles wetly at that. At the woman who would tear down the world – with smarts, with words, with sheer genius – to bring her home.

“We’re going to figure it out, Maggie. I’m going to figure out how to shower without meds, and you’re going to figure out how to be okay when I’m not next to you. And in the meantime…” Alex pulls her closer, and Maggie positively melts. “I can just make sure to be next to you as much as possible. That sound acceptable?”

“That sounds perfect, Danvers.”

don’t ask for nudes

a/n: i couldn’t help myself when i saw the meme… au btw!

Sakura couldn’t believe what she was reading. It was only two words. Two words that pricked her skin, especially after what had happened yesterday.

send nudes? (6:40 pm)

She had to restrain herself from crushing her own phone into tiny little pieces. She looked down and read it again, willing for an explanation to pop up under it from her own boyfriend. She hoped he was playing around—hoped it was also meant for her. It didn’t even sound like something he would type, or was he just a completely different man with her? She shook her head, determined that the two years with him wasn’t anything less than genuine love. 

Sakura had to type something, otherwise she would have no choice but to show up at his doorstep and punch the living daylights out of him.

excuse me??

are you serious right now, sasuke? (6:51 pm)

Plopping down on the couch, Sakura calmed her heart and told herself that she might be overreacting. Maybe Sasuke was just trying to lighten the mood from their fight yesterday, though he was doing a horrible job at it.

never been more serious ;)

i wanna see those curves, been missing them since tuesday… (6:52 pm)

Her stomach soured. She hadn’t seen him all Tuesday and it was what their fight was about yesterday night. Sakura admitted that him dodging her questions after last night’s dinner wasn’t something to get all pent up about, but she could tell he was lying to her. And he never lied, so why did he?

But here it was. The disgusting reason he couldn’t tell her about.

that’s funny. i don’t remember letting you see them on tuesday? (6:58 pm)

the bath house! we stopped there on our way home from the jewelers. (6:59 pm)

Jewelers? What the hell was Sasuke doing at the jewelers? Was he literally dating someone else? Was it that serious that they stopped by a jewelry store? Oh, kami. Was she the girl he was keeping the side when he got tired of his main one?

Sakura took a deep breath and slapped some sense into herself. No, they were practically together everyday—every waking moment if they could. She refused to believe he would cheat on her. That just wasn’t Sasuke.

So, what exactly was he playing at here?

oh yeah! remind me what you bought at the jewelers again? (7:01 pm)

Sakura curled and uncurled her fingers in suspension, hoping she was asking a plausible question.

tsk tsk. you’re so forgetful. are you that lazy to even remember something from two days ago?

hold on, i need to get a drink first. (7:03 pm)

She sighed in relief, but managed to hold tight for the reply. Just then a couple of knocks came from her apartment door. She held onto her phone and slowly shuffled over, eyes still glued to the screen for any incoming messages.

The series of knocks got louder. “Coming!” she called as another text came.

i’m sending you a picture (7:04 pm)

Sakura reached the door, swung it open, and gasped. “Sasuke?”

Before she could say anything else he stepped forward and wrapped his body around hers. “I’m sorry,” he breathed into her ear.

She melted against him, remembering all the reasons why she loved him and why he loved her. “I’m sorry, too,” she murmured back.

After a couple of more minutes, they finally pulled apart. Sakura’s phone buzzed in her hand. Her eyes lingered on the photo that was sent to her.

“Sasuke, where’s your phone?”

Sasuke sighed and went to the couch. “I forgot it at home today when I left for work. So, if you texted or called, that’s why I haven’t replied.”

“Oh,” was all she could say.

since you’re just lazy and not stupid, i’m assuming you’ve figured out that i’m naruto and not sasuke. sheesh i can never have any fun with you, shikamaru. anyway here’s the engagement ring sasuke bought for sakura-chan! she’s gonna love it! (7:09 pm)

And she absolutely did love it. Sakura made a mental note to tell Naruto to delete the message on Sasuke’s phone later. But first, it was a pretty good time to show some curves.