Context: I play a Dwarf Monk named Umi who’s having a mid-life crisis, and one of our other players are playing a 7'2" half-elf/half-orc Barbarian that my Dwarf lovingly calls “oaf” We’re in a forest, and the ground opened up under our Cleric, and she fell 35 feet into this pit.
When trying to figure a way to get our Cleric out, Oaf and Umi are looking in the hole.
Oaf: “Does anyone have any rope?”
Umi: “Oaf, yer seven feet tall. How long’s yer dick?”
Oaf, ooc: “I push the dwarf into the dang hole.”
–In the hole–
Claric: “Did you both just jump down here?”
Umi: “No, the Oaf pushed me!”
Oaf: “You made a dick joke! We don’t make dick jokes!”
William Bouguereau, 1825-1905, Naissance de Venus, Translated: Birth of Venus 1879
Oil on canvas, 300 x 218 cm, Musee d'Orsay (Paris, France)
This painting standa just over 9’ 10" high, and just under 7'2" wide. Bouguereau’s Birth of Venus strongly resemblances Botticelli’s Birth of Venus, which also depicts Venus with long flowing hair standing on a similar shell.
I wanted to do something that showcased my babies’ heights and this goofy scenario ended up being the result. They could never actually meet ingame but I imagine, given proper incentive (i.e. realizing it would annoy him) Jor can and would totally carry Sílor.
So yeah, I’m not sure if someone attempted this before, but I decided to use this chart and pixel-scaling to measure the heights of the cast of Super Mario Bros. This is what I got.:
Boo: 2'5⅛” (43 pixels)
Goomba: 2'6½” (45 pixels)
Baby Mario: 3’⅝” (54 pixels)
Baby Luigi: 3'1¼” (55 pixels)
Shy Guy: 3'4⅝” (60 pixels)
Toad: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
Toadette: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
Toadsworth: 3'5⅜” (61 pixels)
Dixie Kong (on fours): 3'9⅜” (67 pixels)
Diddy Kong (on fours): 3'10⅛” (68 pixels)
Koopa Troopa: 4'⅛” (71 pixels)
Koopa Paratroopa: 4'⅛” (71 pixels)
Dry Bones: 4'¾” (72 pixels)
Bowser Jr. 4'4¼” (77 pixels)
Bullet Bill (length): 4'6¼” (80 pixels)
Hammer Bros (and variants): 4'8¼” (83 pixels)
Mario: 5'1" (90 pixels; Base Height)
Lakitu (hair to bottom of cloud): 5'5¾” (97 pixels)
Wario: 5'6⅜” (98 pixels)
Luigi: 5'8½” (101 pixels)
Yoshi: 5'8½” (101 pixels)
Daisy (crown excluded): 5'9¾” (103 pixels)
Piranha Plant: 5'9¾” (103 pixels) (Varies; some may extend for over 50 feet)
Peach (crown excluded): 5'11⅞” (106 pixels)
Donkey Kong (on fours): 5'11⅞” (106 pixels)
Birdo (from the top of the bow down): 6'3⅞” (112 pixels)
Waluigi: 6'11⅜” (123 pixels)
Wiggler (with flower): 7'2¾” (128 pixels)
Bowser: 8'4⅜” (148 pixels) (varies by game; height listed is “normal” height)
Petey Piranha: 12'7⅞” (224 pixels)
So yeah, there’s that. There are far more Mario characters that exist, but these are the 30 characters that were put in the poster, and this poster was made before Rosalina became popular. Speaking of Rosalina, I recently determined her height as 6'8⅞”. Now, due to the low resolution of the chart (768x383), this is rather inaccurate. Well, enjoy.
My newest wolf beside my first wolf. This one looks like GreyWind from the GoT series so that’s what he will be named.
He’s 7'2" from nose to tailtip so it was hard to find a place to put him. I’m going to be buying some toggle bolts this weekend so I can finally get one of my deer up on the wall above the fireplace. My living room is looking crazier and crazier. Hopefully soon I’ll have the will to re-shape ShaggyDog’s face finally.
This wolf was trapped and sold legally in my province, did not cross provincial or country borders, and is entirely legal for me to have. If you have an issue with wolf trapping or hunting, go elsewhere.
Finished making a Yautja oc finally! Ive been wanting to make one ever since i saw the predator movies. I just love this species so much. Anyway, this is Thwei Ju'dha (Blood Water)! Or Thwei for short. He is approximately 7'2 in height and loves the thrill of the hunt.
Gender: Agender (She/Her) Sexuality: Pansexual/Polyamorous Height: 7'2" Special Abilities: Hydrokinesis, able to talk to marine life (this includes any animal that spends most of it’s life at sea or in the water, like sea otters). She can’t control them, but they’ll listen to her if they feel like it.
I am -NOT- open for fusion requests at this time, but if you want to you can draw fusions with any of my gems as long as you link back to me!
Thought I’d update Waldo’s ref because a lot has happened to this giant dork haha. If you’ve followed me for a while, chances are you’ve seen this silly yet strangely handsome man with the charming smile.
More info under the cut! But be careful. There’s A LOT of info in there.
me: firstable… he is the main rapper dancer visual vocalist not to mention can speak mandarian AND white pussy secondable he has been nominated for 5 primetime emmys 2 oscars and won 3 golden globes all for his supporting role in blockbuster cinema Exo Next Door (2015) don’t even get me started! on how he carries exo on his back LITERALLY he is 7'2" and defies gravity every single day the length of his arms is equal to the wingspan of a bald eagle he quite literally birthed exo and yal have the nerve….