7 16 2013

17 disgusting things Trump has said about women:

1. “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women, I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

2. “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?” (About Carly Fiorina, his one-time Republican rival, 2015)

3. “(Arianna Huffington) is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man, he made a good decision.” (Twitter, 2012)

4. “Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton. I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, 'Who the hell is that?’” (An interview with Howard Stern, 2016)

5. (About a 10-year-old girl) “I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?” (A leaked recording, 1992)

6. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me, consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” (How to Get Rich, 2004)

7. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” (Twitter, April 16, 2015)

8. (About his daughter Ivanka) “she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)

9. (About his wife) “She’s not giving me 100 percent. She’s giving me 84 percent, and 16 percent is going towards taking care of children.” (TIME, May 23, 2011)

10 . After Fox News presenter Megyn Kelly confronted Trump about his disparaging comments about women on live TV he called her “a bimbo” (Fox News, August 2015)

11. “Often when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, 'Can you believe what I am getting?’” (Think Big: Make it Happen in Business and Life, 2008)

12. “I have really given a lot of women great opportunity. Unfortunately, after they are a star, the fun is over for me.” (ABC’s “Primetime Live,” March 10, 1994)

13. (On women) “You have to treat 'em like shit.” (New York magazine, Nov. 9, 1992)

14. “Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.” He has also called Rosie rude, obnoxious, dumb, a pig, and pretty much every other insult you can think of. (About TV host Rosie O'Donnell who blasted Trump for having an affair and leaving his wife)

15. Trump blamed sexual assaults on women in the army on the fact that men and women were working together. “26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military, only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?” (Twitter, May 7, 2013)

16. “Women are really a lot different than portrayed. They are far worse than men, far more aggressive ” (The Art of the Comeback, 1997)

17. “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model, a tremendous amount.” (The Howard Stern Show, 2003)

and I’m sure this cunt has said much more

Creepypasta #288: The Scorpio Club

To all my fellow Scorpios: Come celebrate being one of the Dark Ones of the Zodiac! A birthday party to celebrate all our birthdays!

Where: At Sonja’s house

When: November 16, 2013 7:00 p.m.

A Slumber Party!

The six invitations, each one for the girls Sonja knew who were Scorpios, did look pretty cool. Her mom had done a great job on them, on all the plans for her slumber party, in fact, but Sonja still wished she didn’t have to bother with a birthday party. Turning thirteen sucked enough without having to invite girls you knew didn’t really like you very much to a slumber party at your house.

“You really should try harder to make friends”, her social butterfly mother had insisted. “When I was your age, I was busy with my friends all the time. You just stay home and read–all that depressing poetry–can’t be good for you….you shouldn’t spend so much time by yourself, honey.”

Sonja was perfectly content by herself. But she took the invitations to school and gave them to the other Scorpio girls to get her mother off her case. It was only one night, she reminded herself.

And even if the girls she’d invited had looked somewhat dubious, amused, or downright contemptuous at being invited to a slumber party given by the quietest, nerdiest girl in school, they did all accept, and showed up the evening of the party. Privately, Sonja thought they likely just came to be able to make fun of her after seeing that she was just as quiet and awkward at home as at school, but her mother was delighted. “See, honey? I told you, if you made it an exclusive party, just for Scorpios, they’d be dying to come…and they’re all here!”

The party was a disaster from the start. Sonja could sense the other girls’ barely concealed derision at her awkward attempts at conversation, and their barely concealed contempt for her house, her clothes, and the whole party in general. The only thing they did seem to approve of was the idea of its being a party for Scorpios only.

“A Scorpio Club! That’s kinda cool…you know, the Scorpion is supposed to be one of the most intense signs of the zodiac…dark, brooding, and SEXY!” Penni McAllerton, reading from a book on astrology, shrieked with laughter. “Yeah, that’s Sonja, all right! Brooding and sexy!” All the girls collapsed in giggles at that.

Sonja, in the kitchen getting more popcorn, had heard. The conversation in the other room continued, with all the girls making fun of her, and snorting with laughter at how little she fit the description in the astrology book of the Scorpio sign. Fine, then. She didn’t like any of them, either, but here she was, playing hostess to them. On her birthday. Resentment began to brew, and as she went back into the living room, she wished she could make these arrogant, contemptuous girls sorry for always making fun of her. She’d had enough.

She quietly tolerated the rest of the evening, till, one by one, the girls all finally dozed off. Getting up silently, she crept into the kitchen. Being a bookworm had finally come in handy. Sylvia Plath had recently become a favorite, and it was her biography that gave Sonja the idea to close the door to the upstairs, turn on the gas to the stove, and then creep up to her bedroom.

She shut her bedroom door, and placed her bathrobe tightly against the crack at the bottom. The six girls would be sleeping their last, deepest, sweetest sleep. She would just say she hadn’t felt well, and had gone up to her own bed. She opened her bedroom window, breathed in the chilly November air, and crawled contentedly into bed. “Idiots,” she mumbled, happily drifting off to sleep. “Don’t they know scorpions are solitary creatures?”

Credits to: Queenofscots