The lawnrings are empty. Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon. A sour note is produced. It’s the one Agitation plays to make its audience squirm. 

It is your sixth wriggling day, and as with all five preceding it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 

 happy wriggling day you poor kid

Thursday, June 12, Midnight to Midnight, EST

- 16.12% off Troll-related products

- 20% off Karkat-specific products 

Specific items and categories included: 

- Tote bags

- Troll hoodies and tees (yes, we’ll be selling troll/zodiac tees now!)

- God Tier Pullover Hoodies

- God Tier Zipper Hoodies

- God Tier Tees (excluding Crocker Tier)

- Troll Pins, God Tier Pins & Charms

- God Tier Decals

- Sufferer necklaces

- Homestuck Calendars & Prints with trolls in them

- Scalemates

- Limited Edition Terezi Canopy Tee - Standard & Girly

- Hivebent Lunch Box

- Homestuck Tarot Cards


[S] Rex Duodecim Angelus - Battle of the Black King

The trolls battle to the death with their 12x prototyped Black King in living color with honest-to-god-animation. This is it, the final fight; where shit gets real and nothing, not even breeding the universe frog, takes priority over kicking the ass of the entire dersite army and it’s behemoth of a leader. 

39 months ago, the idea to animate this battle was born in the MSPA forums and against all odds, it steadily grew into the unadulterated masterpiece you see before you.

This was a volunteer project with revolving door of artists and animators, who planned, storyboarded, created assets or short animations, organized and backgrounded.  There was not a whole lot of stability during my time with the project. So I want to give a big shout out to our lead animator Takfloyd, who almost singlehandedly kept things moving forward for the last year and a half after the original crew faded away from the project; and the fantastic Elanor Pam, who likely created more art for this video than anyone else. Their relentless contributions kept us all motivated. (Also giving a little shoutout to BlackHolePA who was just so damned helpful all the time)

Homestucks, today is a good day to be proud of your fandom.

Artists: too many to list, see credits
Music: Rex Duodecim Angelus by Malcolm Brown

40 to 60 people contributed to this project over the last three years, check the wiki for a more complete idea of who did what.