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Possible 6/12 events in ascending order of likelihood:

  • The game
  • An announcement of a release date
  • An announcement of the date on which the release date will be announced
  • A vague teaser that reveals far less than it purports to
  • A series of flippant remarks attempting to reframe the foolishness of expecting substantive communication as an ironic joke which we’re all in on rather than a mere statement of fact
  • Absolutely nothing
  • 20% off shirts with pictures of hats on them

the year is 2018. someone, probably a new homestuck lured in from hiveswap, decides to see what happened last 6/12 after just discovering it was a thing to be celebrated. they see that one post that’s a 6/12 timeline and think, wait, 2017 isn’t on here. why? little did they know, we don’t talk about 2017’s 6/12. it’s a shameful thing to even think about. they discover that all memories of 6/12/17 have been deleted, except one post simply titled “your ad here: $700.20”.