60s van

“How did your adventure start, Lloyd?”

“Well, I was walking home from school, and I passed the labor camp like I do every day–”

“Wait, what?”

“Anyway, I killed some guys, which was apparently breaking a treaty, but I just wanted a romantic moment with the Chosen One.”

“…and then what?”

“Then I went back to the village and everything was on fire. Apparently they were mad about those guys I killed.”

“…”

“So yeah, the village kicked me out.”