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anonymous asked:

I mean other anon does have a point and you do talk about how rich you are a lot it's just kinda strange how like halfway recognize your privilege. And I am trying to be polite but it does kinda rub a lot of people the wrong way that youre just so coy about spending a lot your dads money and you say your dad will pay for your college and yet you get offended when someone calls you out on your shit

I never talk about how ‘rich’ I am… Bc I’m not an asshole…All I can think of is when I talk about using a credit card that my dad pays? But having my parents pay a credit card for convenience rather than giving me cash is a little different to them than paying 60k a year for college. No offense but if you want to pretend you know ANYTHING about the way my family operates and the relationship I have with my parents/particularly my dad then you can unfollow me…. I realize I have led a pretty cushy life as far as finances and I’m extremely lucky for that. I’ve never had to worry about a lot of things. But to pretend you know more than that I find incredibly invasive and just generally rude….

TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND THE ONE GIRL WAS LIKE “DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?” AND THE OTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOUR STOMACH DOESNT DIGEST IT AND IT STAYS IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “I THINK THAT’S GUM” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “NO IM PRETTY IT’S CUM” I HAD TO WALK AWAY TO KEEP FROM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS

THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE!!!!!1 NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOUORS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUuR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOUO0RS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH

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