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Your old buddy old pal old chum NeilNevins.tumblr.com has a job interview tomorrow for a position that pays $60k a year with benefits so send me good vibes or voodo magic please

anonymous asked:

Do you have any good long smut fanfics?

Hi yes hello I saw the words “long smut” and was summoned by the Greater Forces (I’ll try to post the ones where it’s just purely smut/some plot]

nya, nya, I know you luv me (us) by xsxuxgxax  [all the ships, 21k]

Take It With A Swallow  by  seikou  [taekook, 60k]

Color? by  pornographicpenguin [minjoon, 18k]

September by  TheHalesNyx  [yoonmin, 26k]

** Touch and feel by vminhope  [all the ships, 6k] (not a long fic but all smut ;-) )

i can’t hide it (i’m like this every day) by sirradel  [yoonseok, 10k]

Principle of Behaviour by rix [yoonkook/tae, 12k]

Take Me Home (Take It Slow) by buttstrife  [taekook, 76k]

** A Questionable Decision by orphan_account [maknae line + yoongi, 21k]

** Skin by write_the_impossible [all the ships, 57k]

** Entertain us by NightsBurning  [all the ships, 10k]

** Play house (put my favorite record on) by rapsucka (sonyeondanbiased) [kookminjoon, 44k]

Do You Even Yak? by nikkumeul [jinmin + taekook, 28k]

my world only has you in it by nikkumeul [taekook, 28k]

- Admin Ange

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Hii lovely people, we are part of the Island Unity & we decided to make a Madagascar award!

Rules:

Perks:

  • You will get a promo to 60k dashboards
  • You get a spot on a special page (under construction)
  • You have 6 friends you can talk to 
  • You can ask for a promo twice a week, this means we all post the promo on our blog

Categories:

1. Best Theme - Ile Sainte Marie
2. Best Icon - Isalo National Park
3. Best Posts - Tsingy de Bemaraha
4. Best Personality - Nosy Be
5. Best URL- Avenue of the Baobabs
6. Best overall - Ifaty
7. Joice’s fave - Royal Hill of Ambohimanga
8. Theresa’s fave - Andasibe-Mantadia
9. Julia’s fave - Masoala National Park
10. Eva’s fave - Ranomafana National Park
11. Cynthia’s fave - Lemurs
12. Mathilde’s fave - Madagascar the movie

that’s all love, happy reblogging. x

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

13 Reasons Why

Don’t watch it. Do not watch this fucked up mess of a show. Listen, I’ve been working in suicide prevention for almost six years, and I grew up in an area that had epidemics of teen suicides. The area is actually so well known that the show-writers and producers met with leading experts in the area on the ways that the media contributes to youth suicides - and then did almost everything they were warned not to do, even going so far as to actually show the suicide on-screen. Many of the experts that they’ve spoken with are expressing grave disappointment with how the show proceeded despite their advice.

If you’re suicidal, if you’re depressed, if you self-harm, and/or if you have any trauma associated with that, please do not watch this show. It was incredibly irresponsibly handled and puts people in very real danger.

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”