6.5 weeks

#Shadowhunters - Important #Malec relationship intervals

These are based on the timeline I constructed based on canon dates and clues from the episodes. It may not be entirely accurate but should do fairly well.

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DATES OF IMPORTANT MALEC EPISODES/EVENTS:

1x04 - Alec and Magnus meet - August 26
1x05 - Magnus calls Alec to ask him out - August 27
1x06 - Alec and Magnus have drinks - August 27/28
1x08 - Alec confides in Magnus/Proposes to Lydia - August 29
1x09 - Magnus learns of Alec’s engagement - August 29/30
1x11 - Magnus defends Izzy in her trial - August 31
1x12 - Alec talks to Magnus at his loft - September 5
         - Alec’s wedding/first kiss - September 7
2x01 - Alec and Magnus fight - September 8
2x01 - Alec apologizes to Magnus - September 9
2x03 - Magnus tends to comatose Alec - September 11
2x05 - Alec goes to Magnus for comfort - September 14
2x06 - First date - September 17
2x07 - First sex - September 20
2x08 - Alec declares his interest in Magnus is permanent - September 20
         - Max’s party - September 21
2x10 - Love declaration - September 27
2x11 - Body swap plot begins - September 29
2x12 - Body swap plot ends - September 30
2x13 - Magnus and Alec fight/make up - October 3-4
2x15 - Magnus confides in Alec - October 10
2x17 - Magnus and Alec’s dinner date/fight - October 13-14
2x18 - Magnus and Alec break up - October 15
2x20 - Magnus and Alec reconcile - October 17

INTERVALS

FIRST MEETING (1x04 - August 26, 2016) to…

  • Magnus asking Alec out on a date (1x05): < 1 day
  • Alec deciding to go help Magnus with Luke (1x06): ~1 day
  • Alec confiding in Magnus (1x08) (shirtless Alec convo): ~3 days
  • Magnus walking away after finding out Alec is engaged (1x09): ~3.5 days
  • Magnus helping with Izzy’s trial (1x11): ~5 days
  • Magnus telling Alec what love feels like (1x12): ~10 days
  • first kiss (1x12): ~12 days
  • love declaration (2x10): 32 days (~3.5 weeks)
  • body swap plot (2x12): 35 days (5 weeks)
  • Magnus confiding his past to Alec (2x15): 45 days (~6.5 weeks)
  • break-up (2x18): 50 days (~7 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 52 days (~7.5 weeks)

FIRST KISS (1x12 - September 7, 2016) to…

  • first fight (2x01): < 1.5 days
  • “sleeping beauty” kiss (2x03): ~4 days
  • first date (2x06): ~10 days
  • first sex (2x07): ~13 days
  • love declaration (2x10): ~20 days
  • Magnus confiding his past to Alec (2x15): 33 days (<5 weeks)
  • break-up (2x18): 38 days (~5.5 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 40 days (<6 weeks)

FIRST DATE (2x06 - September 17, 2016) to…

  • first sex (2x07): 2-3 days
  • love declaration (2x10): ~10 days
  • break-up (2x18): 28 days (4 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 30 days (1 month)

FIRST SEX (2x07 - September 20, 2016) to…

  • love declaration (2x10): 7 days
  • Magnus confiding his past to Alec (2x15): 20 days (<3 weeks)
  • break-up (2x18): 25 days (~3.5 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 27 days (<4 weeks)

LOVE DECLARATION (2x10 - September 27, 2016) to…

  • body swap plot (2x12): ~3 days
  • Magnus ordering Alec out of his apartment (2x13): 7 days
  • Magnus confiding his past to Alec (2x15): 13 days (<2 weeks)
  • break-up (2x18): 18 days (~2.5 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 20 days (<3 weeks)

BODY SWAP PLOT (2x12 - September 30, 2016) to…

  • Magnus confiding his past to Alec (2x15): ~12 days
  • break-up (2x18): 16 days (<2.5 weeks)
  • reconciliation (2x20): 18 days (~2.5 weeks)
Workout Log 3-23-17

Man, I don’t know what it was about today–but, cardio. Status: Slayed. Maybe it’s because I slept like an absolute rock? Maybe I hit some sort of exact sliver of time for ingesting my fruit and water beforehand? I dunno. Could be all the carbohydrates I ate yesterday! Dunno. Column A, Column B. There’s also the chance that I’m just getting better. Oh, gosh. I should just let myself have this victory. Why, yes. I don’t mind if I do! I did it, after all. 

But, I’m comfortably holding a steady 5 mph pace this morning (up from 4.5 mph in previous weeks) and getting my bursts up to 7 mph (up from 6.0 and 6.5 mph in previous weeks) and wasn’t even entering peak heart zone this morning. I was thinking, “Holy crap, I can still breathe?” I did stick a little walk cycle in, but damn. Not bad for a chick who couldn’t jog 30 seconds straight 18 months ago!

Playlist Picks: Rick Jame’s Super Freak,” tell me that bass line doesn’t make you want to dance! I wouldn’t believe you if you said no. And, Nu Shooz’s “I Can’t Wait.” As much as I wanted to bust moves out on the treadmill, that’s how you get permanent brain damage, I gather. 

Now that I’m home I can actually dance to this music!

Roommate's girlfriend is at our house ALL the time...

Jenn is at our house non-stop. They’ve been dating for 6 months and in the past 3 months, she is probably at our house 6.5 days of the week. She’s materialistic, lazy and generally unhelpful. She brings her dog over when no one in the house has a pet and lets it have free reign over whatever the fuck it wants without discipline. She expects to be treated like a guest and doesnt help out with any house maintenance or chores, even though she spends more time at our house than I do. Its annoying as hell. The one good quality she does have is she likes to be clean. So naturally our shared bathroom is overflowing with her nice and expensive beauty products.

So, to get my jollies every morning, I use all of them. In EXTREME excess. Shampoo for brunettes that will shine and brighten my curls that i dont have? Fuck it, ill take 5x the amount needed. Peach exfoliating body wash with microbeads that makes me smell like a princess? POUR IT ALL OVER MY BODY. Super fancy loofa with a cushy handle? cover it in more body wash and polish my hardy boys. Coconut conditioner that will give me all-day, long lasting volume? Just squeeeeeeeze the bottle right onto the top of my head. I end up walking out of the bathroom shining like a sunset and smelling like a god damned unicorn.

Hey Jenn, you useless piece of crap, we’re running low on body wash…

TLDR f**k you Jenn

Roommate's girlfriend is at our house ALL the time...

Jenn is at our house non-stop. They’ve been dating for 6 months and in the past 3 months, she is probably at our house 6.5 days of the week.

She’s materialistic, lazy and generally unhelpful. She brings her dog over when no one in the house has a pet and lets it have free reign over whatever the fuck it wants without discipline. She expects to be treated like a guest and doesnt help out with any house maintenance or chores, even though she spends more time at our house than I do. Its annoying as hell. The one good quality she does have is she likes to be clean. So naturally our shared bathroom is overflowing with her nice and expensive beauty products.

So, to get my jollies every morning, I use all of them. In EXTREME excess. Shampoo for brunettes that will shine and brighten my curls that i dont have? Fuck it, ill take 5x the amount needed. Peach exfoliating body wash with microbeads that makes me smell like a princess? POUR IT ALL OVER MY BODY. Super fancy loofa with a cushy handle? cover it in more body wash and polish my hardy boys. Coconut conditioner that will give me all-day, long lasting volume? Just squeeeeeeeze the bottle right onto the top of my head. I end up walking out of the bathroom shining like a sunset and smelling like a god damned unicorn.

Hey Jenn, you useless piece of crap, we’re running low on body wash…

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I said this to @adifferentkindofson the other day but all of this baby stuff makes me think of someone trying so hard to fix something they fucked up a long time ago. Imagine you’re baking a cake and you realize once you’ve already put it into the oven that shit, you’ve forgotten the flour. Instead of just realizing that what’s done is done and you can’t fix it, you take out the “cake” and add flour to the baking mess, hoping against hope that this will help you and that you’ll have the cake you intended to have in the first place. Except of course it doesn’t work because you’ve already missed a crucial step and no amount of flour or anything else can fix what you’ve done. 

That’s what they’re doing with this baby mess. They’re trying so hard to make it look convincing now when they should have put actual effort into it months ago. It’s too late now. It doesn’t matter what they do, we’re not going to forget all of the shadiness of 2015 just because a few more things have been thrown at us. That’s not how any of this works. You either get it right the first time or you fail.

Here’s my new puppy, Cookie Dough! I just adopted him yesterday and he’s 6.5 weeks old. The shelter said he’s an Amstaff mix, which seems right considering he looks too small to just be an Amstaff. He’s doing so well in my apartment, he mostly relieved himself on training pads and he’s getting in his crate by himself.

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NEED HOME(S) FOR KITTENS IN FLORIDA

Well, it’s time. 

As most of my followers know, I’ve been raising these two lil kittens since they were born (and chronicling their life under this tag ) and now it’s time for me to start looking for forever homes for them. 

While I cannot feasibly keep them throughout their lives, I’m going to be incredibly picky about who they go to and can afford to care for them until I find suitable homes. They would be free to a loving home, though I am considering charging some sort of vetting fee that would only cover their spay/neuter and set of vaccinations at the lowest cost I could find. I would take them myself and provide receipts/invoice of the vetting.  

I’m looking for homes that could:

-(Preferably) adopt them together, though they would be fine in separate homes as well

-Keep them indoor only with supervised outdoor time (they’re harness trained for a reason)

-Provide a safe home with no cat-aggressive cats/dogs/people

-Provide regular/as needed veterinary care (and flea control!)

-Keep them at a reasonable weight (TRUST ME you don’t want a diabetic senior cat if it’s at all preventable) 

-Love them unconditionally for the next 10-18 years of their lives. 

If you are not confident that you can absolutely do these things that’s okay, but these kittens are not for you. 

Interested? Here are some things you should know:

-Hazel is the tortoiseshell female, Badger is the mostly black male. They respond to their names.

-They really like napping anywhere near/on top of people.

-They’re litter trained.

-They’re harness trained (though they’re still a tad small for store-bought harnesses and the outside is still a scary place most of the time. We’re working on it).

-They’ve grown up with other cats and dogs and while wary of them, have no issues with dogs

-I’m going to require they be spayed/neutered before/asap after adoption.

-I have all of their vet records and will provide copies to whomever adopts them.

-They’ve been de-wormed (Pyrantel Pamoate) and treated for coccidia (Albon/Marquis paste) and had their first fvrcp booster at 8 weeks, two days. 

-I work as a vet tech and will be more than willing to help you out with any questions about their vetting/health before/after adoption.

-They’ve been on blue buffalo wilderness/purina pro plan dry kitten kibble and a mix of the occasional science diet/iams/purina pro plan wet kitten food since being weaned. 

-They’d come with any toys/towels/food/litter I have for them. 

-I’m looking for adopters in the Central Florida area (that is where I am), though I’d be willing to drive an hour or two out of the way for the right home. 

-I don’t want to stick in any return/refund clause, but if for any reason after adoption things just aren’t working out, please contact me before re-homing them and I’ll take them back. Within a reasonable amount of time I will also refund any money associated with their spay/neuter.

I’ve had these guys since day one. They were dropped off in a shoe box at work with their umbilical cords still attached. They were so weak they couldn’t even eat. They most likely never had any of their mother’s milk, so their immune systems aren’t as great as they could be (hence the strictly indoor stipulation). They had to be tube-fed for the first two weeks of their lives. They’ve survived horrible bacterial infections and never once gave up. I have held Hazel in my hands as her body was trying desperately not to shut down. I have syringe-fed her 3cc of formula at a time every hour, on the hour, day and night, for three days. They’ve been poked with more needles than most adult humans. And they’re alive and healthy and happy and deserve the best homes I can find. 

I am an individual person using my personal funds to care for these kittens. I am not a rescue group and am not directly affiliated with one. I will make no monetary profit in this. 

Questions? Want more information? Know anyone who might be interested? Feel free to contact me at lr.rogers@hotmail.com (put something about kittens in the subject).

Any reblogs would be greatly appreciated! Thank you!

anonymous asked:

In OUAT time how many years has it been since emma first went to storybrooke? i know that it doesn't go by the same timeline as the show in real life. I really want to know how long emma and hook have been together.

Not that long.  Let’s do some very rough estimations and see what it looks like.

  • 3A took 5 days in Neverland and then probably another 2 in Storybrooke
  • Then the missing year happened. 
  • 3B if we’re being generous, maybe 3 weeks total?
  • 4A if we’re being generous, maybe 3 weeks total?
  • The time jump between 4A and 4B was 6 weeks
  • 4B if we’re being generous, maybe 3 weeks total?
  • 5A took about 9 weeks. 6 in Camelot, 3 in Storybrooke
  • 5B I’m guessing not more than 3 weeks again?

So ballpark:

  • It’s been about 28 weeks or 6.5 months (+ 1 missing year) since he turned his ship around
  • It’s been about 27 weeks or 6.3 months (+ 1 missing year) since they kissed in Neverland.
  • It’s been about 24 weeks or 5.5 months since they kissed outside Granny’s and basically admitted this was a thing that was happening. 
  • It’s been about 12 weeks or less than 3 months since Emma said ‘I Love You’ before taking on the darkness. 
  • It’s been about 6 weeks or less than 1.5 months since Emma decided to do anything and everything to save him in Camelot. 
  • And how long do we think season 2 lasted? (that’s the season I paid least attention to so I’m not sure) A couple of weeks? So maybe it’s been about 30 weeks or 7 months (+ 1 missing year) since Hook and Emma met and went up a beanstalk.

So basically, they were declared True Love and resurrected and reunited  by the blessings of the GODS at most 7 months (+ 1 missing year) after the day they met. 

I think their relationship is moving at a nice pace.

anonymous asked:

How do I convince my mom to vote for Bernie Sanders? She agrees with what he says and all, but she doesn't want to vote for someone who doesn't have a chance.

Hey thanks for messaging me, I’m going to break this down part by part. I hope it makes sense!

Polls:

New Hampshire - Bernie currently has 52% of the vote, whereas his closest competition Clinton is only at 30%. That is a 22 point advantage that she won’t be able to take back. (x)

Iowa - Bernie now leads by 10 points in Iowa, with 43% to Clinton’s 33%. (x)

Bernie is on track to winning:

His popularity is accelerating faster than Hillary is declining, and Hillary is declining, fast.

Breakdown:

  • Bernie Sanders has increased in popularity among likely Democratic Primary voters, every single week, for the last 10 weeks; and for 94.4% of the last 18 weeks.
  • The gap between Bernie and Hillary has decreased every single week for the last 7 weeks; and for 14 of the last 18 weeks.
  • The gap between Bernie and Hillary has been decreasing at an accelerating rate, and regularly, for the great majority of the past 18 weeks.
  • The gap between Bernie and Hillary decreased at the greatest speed over the most recent of these 18 weeks: a 10.7% gain for Bernie, in a single week – cutting the gap by almost a third.  

Three Probable Scenarios:

1. Bernie has gained on Hillary at an average of 1.15% per week, over the last 18 weeks. Even if the current trend ceased accelerating, and simply continued at a linear rate, Bernie will still be more popular than Hillary in 21 weeks from now – about 5 months. Which is before any of the primaries start.

2. BUT: With the average rate of acceleration we’ve seen, of .853% per week additional gain, the stats show Bernie surpassing Hillary in a mere 6.5 weeks – about 4 months before the primaries begin. This is the most likely scenario, statistically speaking. You can look at the chart and see for yourself how the gap has been closing faster and faster, for months; and how it’s been closing the fastest of all over the last few weeks.

3. Finally: statistical changes in recent weeks are more significant than statistical changes in the earliest weeks, when it comes to predicting immediate future trends. So, if we base our predictions on just the last 3-6 weeks of changes, instead of the last 18, we see the gap decreasing by 4.0% to 5.2% per week – far beyond the 18 week average of 1.15% per week. If this continues, we can expect Bernie’s popularity to surpass Hillary’s in just 5 weeks. And that’s without even including the existing acceleration.

Conclusions: The Sanders Surge is solid, consistent, and rapid. It has been increasing or accelerating virtually every single week, for the past 18 weeks; and especially during the most recent, most relevant ones. With or without calculating for acceleration, and whether you look at recent weeks or go all the way back to the start of his campaign, these polls strongly suggest that Bernie’s popularity will surpass Hillary’s –  and will do so months before the first primaries even start.

So: unless something dramatically changes in Hillary’s favor, Bernie is set to beat Hillary, in the polls, and by a huge margin. And keep in mind that it is equally possible for something to dramatically improve this already-winning rate of change in Bernie’s favor, too.

Therefore: Any way you look at it, based on all the polls, Bernie is well on track to winning the Democratic primaries. That is the most likely scenario, statistically. (x)