6.27.11

Mcdonalds.

OH MY GOODNESS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN MY HAPPINESS OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DELICIOUS IM LITERALLY BAWLING OUT TEARS THE SIZE OF MY TESTICLES CUZ THIS SHIT IS AMAZING AS HELL OH MY GOODNESS THE NEW CHEDDAR ONION MCCHICKEN IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AS HELL AND MCCAFE IS FUCKING AMAZING AS HELL OH MY OH MY THE TEXTURE LITERALLY MATCHES THE EQUIVALENT LEVEL OF THE TASTE OF MY JIZZ IT IS TRULY AMAZING. CEPT MCDONALDS TRIED TO TROLL ME NOT GIVING ME MY MCDOUBLE. BISH, YOU DON’T GIVE ME MAH MCDOUBLE, I GO APESHIT AND IMMA TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR ENGINE’S CAR, SO WHEN YOU START DRIVING IT, ALL YOU GONNA SMELL IS MY DUMP. BUT OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN TRULY AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE, EVEN THOUGH I ATE MCDONALDS TWO WEEKS AGO. BUT OH MY GOODNESS TRY THE CHEDDAR ONION MCCHICKEN I’M IN LOVE. OK TIME TO BURN CALORIES BYE. CONDOMS FOR WHOMEVER READ THIS FAR <3 

THE THING TO THE LEFT OH MY GOD IM IN LOVE WITH THIS STUFF OMG OMG THE THING TO THE RIGHT IS GOOD AS WELL BUT NO THE LEFT.

So that little girl up there is my little angel and sister. she was born on may 30th,2007.. she was supposed to be born on august 12th, 2007. my little sister was born 2 ½ months premature. my moms water broke late at night on may 30th my mom in a panic went all the way to Brooklyn to go to Lutheran hospital by then it was too late and my mom had to get a c-section. my sister only being born 3 pounds 2 ounces, shortly after my sister was born by mom and dad got the heart breaking news that my sister (Michelle Dorthy Ann) had to get life saving surgery. micelles’ small intestine was not connected to her large intestine so she could not go to the bathroom. when my sister was 8 hrs old she went in for her life saving surgery and came out alive. she had to stay in the ICU for an extra 2 months before she was able to come home. my sister heart stop 3 times when my dad was holding and each time we thought we lost her. but now she is a healthy 4 year old. and i would not have known what i would do with out her, she is my best friend, and everything. forget a boyfriend i have a beautiful sister.♥♥ 5.30.07 i love you Michelle♥