For some reason, the idiots were out in force today. Within 30 mins of each other, I had these two gems. Customer #1: "Do you have any forks? To eat with?" Um, either I missed something, or she thought I was too stupid to understand what a fork was. Customer #2, standing in front of a 6+ feet section of deodorant: "This isn't deodorant, is it? Do you have deodorant?" Deodorant hasn't changed appearance in I don't know how long???