debates a century posting this,finally does it even when still nervous af
I got this OC who’s an android named Gallant [yes like to be gallant iT WAS MEANT TO BE COOL], and last night i got the idea of ‘what if OW au’. Drew it as warm up, and that’s about as far as it will go.
Defense all the way, and saboteuring Omnic to the fullest. Her weapon is weird, but when [Q] its a full on sword bc why the fuck not we defy odds in this game
So I know everyone likes to poke fun at Robert for being a short guy playing Tony Stark who is supposed to be larger than life, but he really isn’t that short. In fact, Robert’s actually only 1 inch shorter than the average height for an adult white male, standing at a reasonable 5'9". You know who else is 5'9"? Jeremy Renner and Clark Gregg. Do you know who’s shorter than that? Mark Ruffalo and Don Cheadle stand an inch shorter at 5'8". But no one really says anything about the other guys. Cuz this is Tony we’re talking about, err Robert. So let’s go through some more heights shall we? Anthony Mackie, Paul Rudd, and Dominic Cooper are all average height, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the only Marvel dude I’ve pegged at 5'11". And now we’re at the big 6’ exact. This is where you’ll not only find Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan, but also Benedict Cumberbatch and Chadwick Boseman as well. And this isn’t where the height differences end because of course not. Interestingly enough, none of our marvel dudes stand at 6'1" tall. However, Tom Hiddleston, Ryan Reynolds, and Samuel L. Jackson share the same 6'2". Lastly, we have out tallest dudes, Chris Hemsworth and Paul Bettany, standing at 6'3" tall. Kind of seems fitting for a God and a synthezoid. I think it’s a bit fitting to be honest that the majority of dudes above average height play genetically superior characters like gods and super soldiers. And then all of the dudes average and below play the regular people with extraordinary skills and tech. Want some more comparison? Let’s bring in the ladies. So for women (white adult women to be specific), 5'5" is the average. Now I’m just gonna throw it out there that 4 out of the 5 marvel women I’m going to mention are actually taller than average with Scarlett Johansson being the exception at 5'3". That’s right, Elizabeth Olsen, Hayley Atwell, Cobie Smulders, and Gwyneth Paltrow all stand above average height at 5'6", 7", 8", and 9" respectively. So really, Downey isn’t actually short. He’s merely surrounded by copious amounts of above average dudes and ladies that make him seem just a little on the stunted side. So seriously? Enough with the short jokes because they’re all a bit overdone at this point.
I’m being quickly out grown in my house. My oldest daughter is 7. Went to the doctor recently and they measured her. She is 4'5" (135 cm). Guys, I’m 5'5". I don’t think I reached 4'5" until I was in 9 or 10. Maybe. I might have reached that height when I was 11.
Sometimes Erwin likes to be a big dork and fit on the little kid ride things that they have at malls, shopping centers, ect. but then gets stuck in them before he can even put in the quarters. When Erwin asks for levi to help him out, Levi just puts in three quarters, the ride starts and he walks away.
honestly just like,,,,big tough Santi holding his smol bf’s hand and leaning down to give him smooches,,,and Flavio just constantly wanting to be carried around like a princess and Santiago does it to make him happY,,,AND FUCK SANTI GETTING INTO A FIGHT AND FLAVIO CHEERING HIM ON AND MENDING HIS WOUNDS AND KISSING IT ALL BETTER IM GONNA FUCKIGNN DIE