6 am swims

A Modified Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Well that was a lie; the girl struggled to fall asleep…
With each shipping post, her weak heart would weep.

The girl was neatly nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of Viktuuri danced in the her head.
“My ships are all sailing,” she whispered, with pride.
And on two British men, she passionately spied.

She carefully looked for a good fanfic to read
But ended up reading them all with the fastest speed.
The “borderline smut” she often deeply loved
Would fit the missing hole in her heart like a glove.

Unfamiliar people thousands of miles away,
Were the only ones for her heart would sway.
Maybe it was because of how many times they touched,
Whatever it was her imagination couldn’t get enough.

“How could red and blue look so good side by side?”
The girl thought wistfully in her wandering mind.
“Every ship I have fits perfectly in that mold.
I wonder why gay ships are now the only thing they behold.”

“Now not all of my ships are gay,”
To fool herself, she would often say.
“You still ship Touken. Yeah, that’s a thing.”
“And now you have Percabeth, yeah I win.”

“But, Phan? H2OVanoss? Pearlmethyst? NovaHD?
And what about about all the guys from Free?
Joshler? Troyler? Bumbleby? And Septiplier, too?
Jeez, what in the heck is even wrong with you?”

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Because now the girl had overthinked herself to sleep
And each shipping post had made her heart weep.

To the beach!



Real name: [REDACTED]
Nicknames: trash, mokocchi, moko
Sexuality: demisexual
Preferred pronouns:  she/her but tbh anything goes
Are you a morning person?:  yup! I’m that annoyingly cheerful person up at 6 am
When swimming, do you prefer to do it in the ocean, or in a lake?: ocean


Anyone you would like to meet in real life?: everyone
Anyone you have met in real life?:  on this account, no but I want to!!!
When did you first join? How old is your current account?:  2015; this account is like… 5 months old at most?
Any peeves?:  not at the moment
Unpopular opinion: i don’t even know where to start. i don’t like nagito komaeda? i like otome mcs? i like eating lemons? 


Do you easily get jealous?: nah bruh
Do you easily get angry?: nah bruh
Are you easy to cheer up?:  tbh yeah
What’s the most hurtful thing someone could do to you?:  lie to me
What’s the most hurtful thing someone has done to you?: *coughs*
Are you good at hiding your emotions?:  lmao no. I’m a horrible liar.
What’s the very best way to cheer you up?: mint chocolate chip gelato and godiva hot chocolate, thx. macarons would be good too


Are you currently in a relationship?: uhhhh
Do you currently have a crush on someone?: uhhhh
If yes, might that someone be reading this?: no
Do you kiss on the first date?:  lmao i don’t kiss like ever. i don’t like to be touched in general besides hugs
Do you prefer going out, or staying home, when it comes to dates?: going out!


Favorite drink: milk tea?
Favorite food: sushi! ramen!
Most calming place?:  in my bed alone
Most stressful place?:  school
Most prized possession?:  my clothes


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