- this cat is GAY and there’s nothing you can do about it
- dirkjohn is CANON
- vriskan is VRISKANON
- vriskanrezi is also canon??????
- your ad here: $700.20
- askblogs. so many askblogs.
- oh hey look bloodswaps are popular now
- all the discourse is on dirkjake and vrisrezi
- “HUSSIE ITS BEEN 4 YEARS GIVE US THE GAME”
- but really when is hiveswap coming out
- “knights are an active class”
- “pages are a passive class”
- kanaya is a furry
- *any character* is a furry
Imagine learning that in dwarvish culture that commenting on the size of Dwarf's hands is on par with saying something about his dick
*Thorin letting you try on his rings*
*rings fall immediately off your fingers*
Thorin: your fingers are so dainty my dear.
You : *huffily* but not everyone can have giant fucking yaoi hands like you, ya know!
Thorin:*doesnt know what yaoi means but is wearing the biggest shit eating grin ever*
Fili: haha you have tiny hands!
You : they’re still big enough to wrap around your neck.