5th-years

3 AM in the Boy's Dormitories
  • Ron: Hey Harry?
  • Harry: What
  • Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?
  • Harry: Seriously Ron-
  • Ron: I was just wondering-
  • Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year...
  • yeah, he wasn't a virgin
  • Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol' Dark Lord Voldy
  • Dean: The Gryffindor boy's dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.
  • Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*
  • Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.
  • Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid

I spent my entire shift at work thinking about an AU where Remus keeps his job at the end of PoA, and Umbridge comes in 5th year to do inspections and keeps trying to find a reason to fire him but no one literally has any bad things to say about him.
Not Draco Malfoy “I know I’m usually the first to throw someone under the bus but also O.W.L.s ARE this year and I’m not losing a competent teacher and risking my O.”
Not even Severus Snape, who, when questioned, has to some very fast mental math between who he hates more- Lupin or Umbridge. Not to mention, implying that Lupin could be dangerous due to his lycanthropy would be a self-burn on his own potion making skills, and he assures Umbridge there’s not a person in the country who brews a more effective wolfsbane potion.

And when Umbridge observes his class (classes, actually, she’s determined to find a slip up), she sees nothing but students acting ridiculously well behaved, engaging in non-threatening and non-aggressive defensive magical theory, and Lupin standing demurely at the front of the room smiling at her.

(Lupin didn’t ask them to do this, of course, but there’s an unspoken understanding amongst the students that the kid who loses Lupin for the school is going to have their social life fuckin destroyed by every 7th year who finally feel confident in their ability to pass a DADA NEWT, not to mention the unbridled wrath of one Hermione Granger)

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If The Marauders were Still Alive (headcannons)

(In response to an ask)

-If they were still alive…

•When Harry got his Hogwarts letter James immediately ripped it open without even showing it to Harry because he was just so excited for his son. Without even acknowledging Harry’s presence or Lily’s laughter, he just sits cris-crossed on the floor making little comments about Harry’s school supply list.

“What? You don’t have to read {insert book title}. It was the best! Don’t worry Harry, you can borrow my old copy, though it may have some old doodles in it from Sirius-”

•When Harry is really young he thinks that they have a dog because whenever Sirius is over he turns into his Animagus form and he’s over at the Potters’ so much that it’s kinda hard not to think that.

And James, Lily, Remus and Peter go along with it and one dayJames brings home a bright pink glittery dog collar and asks little Harry to put it on ‘Snuffles’. Harry does it and even though Sirius hates it, he keeps it on because he loves Harry so much (Remus like it too, but for *coughs* other reasons).

•When Harry turns eleven and has to go to Diagon Alley, It’s not just James and Lily that take him shopping, it’s the whole damn Marauders squad. They’re just casually walking through the streets and suddenly someone starts clapping for them, and then more people join in and it turns into just the whole street clapping for the Marauders because most of them remember hearing tales about what the group did, and many parents were friends of theirs.

Needlessly to say James and Sirius take a dramatic bow while Remus and Lily are looking at each other like

“These are the people we chose to marry”

And Peter is just laughing along and buying Harry a chocolate frog off of a street witch while Harry asks him why all those people are clapping for them. Peter just chuckles and goes “We had a bit of a reputation at school”

•When Harry goes into Madam Malkin’s and sees Draco, James immediately steps in front of his son as if to protect him.

“What’s wrong, Dad?”

“There’s a Malfoy there… can’t mistake him. I remember his father-”

But then Lily comes over and whispers in his ear

“Remember Sirius’s parents? They were awful people but look how Sirius turned out?” They look out the shop window to see Sirius with his arm around Remus’s shoulders sitting on a bench in conversation with Peter.

“You’re right”

And James himself introduces Harry to Draco, and the two immediately hit it off.

•Just before Harry is about to leave for Hogwarts, the Marauders get together (without Lily, because she’d definitely disapprove) and tell Harry all the stories they can. Harry just sits there in wonder like

‘How will I ever live up to that’

But at the end of the night, James goes and gets a box out of his room and puts it in Harry’s hands.

“This is yours now. Use it well.”

Harry opens the box and it’s the invisibility cloak. Remus then takes the Marauder’s Map out and shows Harry how to use it, then hands it over (“use it responsibly”)

•When Harry comes home for winter break he talks about how great Gryffindor is and his best friends Ron and Hermione, but also about Draco from Slytherin and how he has “the prettiest hair and his eyes sparkle-” and Remus and Sirius just give each other knowing looks.

And he’s about to say something else after talking about his classes but hesitates; everyone asks him about it, but he denies everything.

•He goes back to school after winter break and some time after his second Quidditch match as the youngest seeker in a century, one morning at breakfast he gets a howler.

He knows fully well what it is because he grew up in a house with the Marauders who liked to send them back and forth for fun-

“WILL YOU PASS THE SALT?”

“I CAN’T THROW PETER THAT FAR!”

But anyway, he gets one and looks at his friends and then at Draco across the hall because he’s absolutely terrified an doesn’t know what he did. Eventually (with much convincing) he opens it.

“HARRY JAMES POTTER! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT YOU MADE THE QUIDDITCH TEAM?

YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHI-” and then it’s Lily’s voice.

“Harry, sweetie we’re so proud of you! You must’ve gotten some of James’s talent-” (you can hear James going crazy in the background; knocking stuff over and generally screaming like a psychopath) “where James got his, I have no idea”

And then it’s just Remus, Sirius and Peter going crazy (yes, even Moony).

When it finally ends, the great hall just sits stunned for a moment, before Dumbledore starts slow clapping and everyone joins in. All the teachers are just rolling their eyes because they definitely remember the Marauders. About 5 seconds later the Potters’ owl flies in with a new Nimbus 2000 and a note that says ‘Don’t tell your mother’

•Harry bringing Draco home in their 5th year to meet his parents over Christmas break, and when he goes home Harry has to remind his parents and uncles that “No, we aren’t dating! That’s absolutely absurd!” And everyone just looking at each other like ‘yeah, sure kid’

•Harry choosing to be a pro Quidditch player as his profession after admitting to his parents that he snuck out one night with Ron, Hermione and Draco to go try out for Puddlemore United because they had just lost their seeker and he made the team.

And James and Sirius crying with pride because their little Harry is going to be a world famous Quidditch player.

“There won’t be a person alive who doesn’t know his name” James said while ruffling his son’s hair.

•Harry in his 6th year asking Remus when he knew he was gay and coming out to Moony and Padfoot as Bi and both of them going

“Yeah, we know”

And Harry just looking so surprised and then telling them that he and Draco started dating in October and that he wanted to have him for Christmas but didn’t want to tell his dad why, and James (who was under the invisibility cloak)

“Yeah, sure he can come. But no sex after 11 pm.”

And Harry screaming like a girl from surprise and then sputtering like an idiot in response to the sex comment.

•Peter taking Harry to honeydukes before he was allowed to go with his school and Peter just completely spoiling him and buying so much that they can hardly get it home.

They sneak through the house to get to Harry’s room but meet James in the middle, who of course joins them.

They open the door to Harry’s room just to find Remus and Lily sitting on the bed with the most bored expressions on their faces. Harry looks down in shame and drops all the candy on the floor, but Lily just raises an eyebrow and goes

“Well? Aren’t you going to share?” An everyone eating their fill of candy just on Harry’s bed, and Sirius taking all the good stuff and running from the room and everyone chasing him around the house.

•When Harry turns seventeen the Marauder’s teach him to become an Animagus (and get registered). James is incredibly proud when he turns out to have a stag Animagus form as well.

Draco being terrified because he walks into Harry’s room over summer break and there’s a fucking deer casually chilling on his boyfriend’s bed like what

And Ron riding on Harry’s back to make a stupidly grand entrance picking Hermione up from her house in the middle of a muggle neighborhood

•Just the Marauders being alive please and thank you

170614 Yoongi’s Blog Post

Agust D 믹스테잎의 마지막곡 so far away를 멤버들과 함께 하여 기분이 색다르네요.

오히려 이 버젼의 분위기가 원래 의도 했던 곡 스타일에 더 가까운 것 같습니다.

마지막까지 수정에 수정에 수정에 수정을 거듭하면서 믹스테잎을 완성시키고 공개를 했는데, 가사 검수를 정확하게 하지 못한 것을 발매되고 한참 뒤에 알게되었습니다. don’t fall away 라는 가사가 don’t far away 로 표기 되어 있었다는 걸요…이미 발표는 했고 수정하기엔 늦었고 뭐 어쩌겠습니까 하하하 그때 첫 믹스테잎이라 정신도 없고 하하 이 버젼에는 틀린 가사가 아닌 원 가사가 표기되어 있습니다. 이렇게 기회가 생겨 원 가사를 알려드릴 수 있어 다행이네용 즐겁게 즐겨주세요 :)

4주년 페스타도 끝이 났네요 5주년 페스타 때 다시 찾아 뵙겠습니다.

4주년 축하해요 아미 :)

-슈가

The feeling of doing so far away, the last song of the Agust D mixtape, with the members is quite different.

If anything, the mood of this version is closer to the style that I planned for the song.

Until the end, I repeated revision after revision after revision after revision to complete and release the mixtape, but I didn’t realize until a while after the mixtape was released that I didn’t completely check over the lyrics (for this song). The lyrics “don’t fall away” became written as “don’t far away”…I already released (the mixtape) and it was to late to revise, so well what could I do? hahaha. At that time, it was my first mixtape, so it was a bit chaotic, haha. In this version, rather than the wrong lyrics, it was written with original lyrics. It’s a relief that I was able to let you guys know of the original lyrics through this kind of opportunity. Please enjoyably enjoy (this song) :)

The 4th year anniversary festa has ended as well. I’ll come to find you all again during the 5th year anniversary festa.

Congratulations on our 4th year anniversary, ARMY :)

-SUGA

Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts
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Houses and their antics.

Gryffindor: Started a fight club. They meet on the quidditch pitch every other Saturday night.

Ravenclaw: They built a machine?? It is like. half flame-thrower and half carousel?? ?

Hufflepuff: They have a secret dog. 

Slytherin: They bet on everything. Literally everything. its becoming a problem. There’s a 5th year without shoes. He lost them gambling. 

Hogwarts Headcanons No One Asked For

Shiro

  • muggle born
    • his parents were very proud of their son
  • the sorting hat didn’t even stutter when it called out hufflepuff
  • has a black cat named Mittens
  • he made the quidditch team as chaser in his 3rd year
  • prefect by 5th year
  • quidditch captain in his 6th year
  • headboy in his 7th year
  • he was reveered as the schools golden boy by the teachers
  • the students knew that he and matt were party/prank central
  • after he graduate he became an auror, but after and unfortunate accident three years later
  • he returned to hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
  • kinda wigged out by the fact he can see the thestrals so he avoids them at all costs

Lance

  • a born slytherin
  • his family are wizards going back for ages
  • ¼ veela
  • he has little grey rat named Sharknado 
    • Lance: people think sharks are all bad. but they’re not. that’s why i’ve subverted the genre with sharknado. if you want vicious go look at dolphins
  • he made the cut as a seeker in his 4th year
  • charming things to shift through the colors of the rainbow is just what he does (after he comes out he starts doing the bi flag)
  • a potions master
  • obsessed with mermaids and the great lake
  • he turned keith’s hair white for a prank and issued a school wide apology for how horrible it was
  • runs a club to advocate against shark culling

Keith, Hunk, Pidge, Allura, and Coran under the read more because this post is long.

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“How do you think she looks so gorgeous for so long? She eats very well, she takes care of herself, and she can kill a small child with her farts.” - Zachary Levi

5th April, 1994.

23 years ago, the world lost a great musician and human being.

23 years ago, Kurt Cobain tragically died, leaving behind him fans who are still hurt to this day and who miss him dearly.
I never got to experience how it would be to lose a person who means so much for you, and even though I wasn’t around when Kurt was alive, I feel like I have known him enough to have the tears forming in my eyes and a dreadful feeling filling my soul. A feeling of depression and emptiness inside
of me.

Rest in peace Kurt, wherever you are.

I just wish that you would know how much you mean for a lot of people all over the world. How much your music meant to us. How much we love you and cherish you as a human being.
Wherever you are, I hope that you would finally reach Nirvana.

Rest in peace, you wonderful human being. You may be gone, but never forgotten.

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It was in...

It was in 1st year when Draco Malfoy finally got to meet his hero, Harry Potter. However he wasn’t ready to meet the realisation that Harry Potter didn’t want to meet him. He didn’t even want to be his friend, so it was from this day forth that if he couldn’t be his friend, he would be his enemy.

It was in 2nd year that Draco got to challenge Harry Potter in Quidditch and in a duel. But it was all to beat him right? Because Draco was better than Saint Potter. He wasn’t trying to impress him, was he?

It was in 3rd year that Draco heard the famous Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban. A man who was his family and who intended to hurt Harry Potter. But he couldn’t do anything apart from let him find Harry. Anyway he wanted this, for once the famous Harry Potter couldn’t be helped. He most certainly wasn’t scared for Harry, he was scared for himself. Right?

It was in 4th year that for once when the name “Harry Potter” was called out Draco didn’t feel annoyed or angry, he felt anxious and this time he knew it. Even though Harry was his rival, Draco knew that he couldn’t lose him to a stupid tournament. So when Harry came back clutching the lifeless body of Cedric Diggory and screaming “He’s back,” Draco knew that he wasn’t lying. That Voldemort really was back and Harry has to fight him. He’s his only hope.

It was in 5th year that everyone believed Harry was lying, Draco of course didn’t but he had to pretend he did. He couldn’t let anyone know that he’d come to care for his rival. So of course he teamed up with Umbridge to help bring Harry down whilst all the while spending every second fearing when Voldemort will strike and take away Harry.

It was in 6th year that Draco realised he was in love. He was in love with the one person everyone around him had taught him to hate. But it was also in this year that Voldemort asked him to murder Dumbledore. From the start he knew he not only couldn’t do it but he wouldn’t do it. For once he wanted to be like Harry, he wanted to do the right thing. Even though he failed to complete the task Draco felt as though he had succeeded in doing the right thing.

It was in 7th year that everything fell apart. Everything Draco knew was crumbling around him, he didn’t know where Harry was and he was scared. For he was slowly starting to believe that Voldemort might win. The first thing that Draco felt when Harry Potter was thrust onto the Manor floor was relief. Even with a stinging hex Draco knew it was Harry, how couldn’t he? But Draco was still so scared for his entire future, he can’t have Voldemort win. So he said he couldn’t be sure if it was Harry because that’s what you do when you’re in love, you protect them no matter the consequences on yourself. Yet when Draco heard Voldemort utter the four words he never wanted to hear of “ Harry Potter is dead,” Draco felt as though his entire world was collapsing. But the thrill that surged through every vein of his when Harry jumped out of Hagrid’s hands was so intense that Draco’s whole body shuddered. Harry can win this Draco muttered to himself and the sense of unlawful joy that ripped through Draco when Harry did win was almost impossible.

It was in 8th year when everyone who fought in the war came back to retake their 7th year that Draco had the courage to express his feelings to a newly befriended Harry Potter. And thankfully, it was in 8th year that Draco felt at ease because for once he was doing okay. He had someone to love and the fact that they loved him back, well that was extraordinary.

tonight… on a current affair… supermarket wars and tradie horror stories… have you been ripped off? find out whether laundry powder is cheaper at aldi or coles…. for the 5th time this year…. you don’t want to miss it… have you been paying too much for laundry detergent?? and later, tradie horror stories… a builder swore at this lady and you won’t believe what happened when she called the police. stay tuned because next week we are literally screaming into the camera for 30 minutes straight