Sometimes I take a look at grown-up muscly Ashton and start to miss little Ashton with small biceps and somewhat short hair and his adorable selfies of him wearing his patterned shirts and his squishy cheeks that flushed a cute shade of pink when he giggled his famous giggle.

Other times I take a look at grown-up muscly Ashton and say “Woops, looks like my ovaries just exploded.”

And now somewhere in this planet, a girl named Sydney is taking a screen shot of this tweet and makes it her lock screen background