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My fav. 5sos tumblr posts part 1

PART 2

at my concert today luke was all “ew I’m so sweaty and gross” and michael screams “WHO THINKS LUKE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL” and the crowd went wild and luke smiled like a huge dork my heart

5sos performing if you don’t know

luke: hoe don’t do it

michael: hoe don’t do it

ashton: hoe don’t do it

5sosfam: how don’t do it

calum: youwouldscreamwewouldfighyouwouldcallmecrazyiwouldlaughyouwe’remadbutyou‘dalwayskissmeandtheshirtthatihadthatyoualwaysborrowwheniwokeitwasgonetherewasnotomorrow

luke:

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My fav. 5sos tumblr posts Part 2

Let me know if you want part 3 (x)

PART 1

5sos in preschool
  • michael: talks really loudly, uses the watering can to water Luke, tries to colour his hair with the chalk
  • luke: just stands there and lets Michael water him, owns a 64 pack of crayons, which he uses everyday
  • calum: always has to sit out at playtime for his sass, makes fun of Ashton's giggle
  • ashton: eats glue, never gets in trouble and has stolen 3 of Luke's crayons
  • 5SOS's management: ok your target audience is obviously 9-13 year old girls so we're going to try to help you appeal to younger kids and families
  • 5SOS: *write an entire album about hooking up with girls*
  • 5SOS: *breakthrough hit is literally about underwear*
  • 5SOS: *make sex jokes all the time*
  • 5SOS: *curse on stage 263343 times per concert*
  • 5SOS: *get a ton of tattoos and piercings*
  • 5SOS: *hanging out and writing songs with pop-punk legends*
  • 5SOS: *seriously the most irreverent and inappropriate pack of boys i've ever seen and they know it*
  • 5SOS: *start putting out songs that are more pop-punk and have nothing to do with girls and everything to do with calling out society*
  • 5SOS management: wow shit nevermind then

when you get a good grade

When you get free pizza

when your crush likes you back 

when 5sos post a keek

when you see shirtless pics of 5sos

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ok so to all those people that believe everything they read about 5sos on the internet I would like to present to u a thing

also, I’d like to advise u not to fuck with Ashton he’ll expose tf out of you